Go Google Search Yourself!
 

Bored?


1 Type in "[your name] needs" in the Google search:

2 Type in "[your name] looks like" in Google search:

3 Type in "[your name] likes" in Google search:

4 Type in "[your name] says" in Google search:

5 Type in "[your name] wants" in Google search:

6 Type in "[your name] hates" in Google search:

7 Type in "[your name] goes" in Google search:

8 Type in "[your name] loves" in Google search:

9 Type in "[your name] has" in Google search:


I got some pretty funny ones, and some that were suspiciously accurate! lol!
:D

I have one of the most common names in america, so that stuff never really works for me.

It isn't meant to be accurate, some of the responses are just funny.

For instance, say your name is Dave (common). I plug in "Dave needs".
First hit: Dave needs a hug.lol!!


Let's try Jinx now: "Jinx Needs"

First hit: Jinx needs a change of luck.


I apologize, I get bored when I'm not working...The more common the name, the better, I say!

:D

Flint needs: Flint needs a neighborhood action plan to overcome Flint City Hall ...

2nd hit "binky needs a hip replacement" :shock:

Think that's bad? lol! Try "binky goes"....;)

...needs laser surgery :eek:
...looks like a typical actress.
...likes that place a lot maybe because with fortress behind and vast stretch of fields in front, she feels like a queen being there.
...loves me so much, should I also not long for her?
...says that tantra is only a small part of Osho's spiritual message.
...has many epithets describing her qualities and characteristics.

Binky goes nuts! or Binky goes bad LOL!!

Binky gone wild?

Terry needs money...no shit, sherlock!

That's strange because so does sycamore.
~snip~I am tired of every time I turn around, Sycamore needs money as a result of the growth! ~snip~
:D

Binky too old for that LOL

Antimatter needs to be kept as plasma trapped in magnetic fields :thepain:
Antimatter looks like matter traveling back in time :cool:
Antimatter says, "and a mysterious voice that told me what to do when I entered the meeting :tinfoil:
Antimatter Loves You :joylove:
Antimatter has not been completely explained :headbag:

Hmm...

Glatt needs to do some soul searching.

Shawnee wants fans to see what he sees in music. It inspires a plethora of emotions and presents a “swirling aurora of colors and sounds in my head ... Freak

Shawnee needs to put more money into maintenance and overall design to improve the course, which could be tough because how do you change a Tillinghast ...Bite me

Shawnee has managed to garner an entirely new audience of fans with her role as the initially ... But of course!

This one is cheating but is just too funny:
He loves everyone to go in the pen with him and pet him. He will even wait for food instead of jumping at me like Shawnee does. She is just crazy. ... Well duh!

PS lol @ antimatter's illustrated compendium

Mine don't work properly.
If I type in Sundae Girl I get a couple of threads about a book of the same name and Cellar threads.
If I use my formal first name I get pages of threads about a popstar with the same name (who was recently cheated on by her husband)
If I use my usual first name, it's a fruit rather than a name and brings up really random results.

Sigh.

Oooh do the pop star one that cheated..That sounds funny.
:D

When I stopped sulking I guess it did come out with some reasonable hits :)

SG needs to write some functions to figure out how that happened. You've got a long wait.

SG looks like a Mexican version of Tina Turner. It's the tan, obviously.

The strangulation appears to be accidental in that SG likes to have her sexual experience intensified by temporary asphyxia. Gasp! That's news to me.

"This is a moneymaker," SG says, noting few companies seem to recognize how lucrative the "encore" wedding market can be. That's pretty cold of me.

SG wants him to admit that he lost it (oh believe me...he will. Sooner or later.) He'd better.

A hot delivery girl gives Jim some fashion advice, prompting him to grow a mustache, which SG hates. Mess with the perfection that is LJ? Damn right I hate it.

One of his most frequent sources of protest is when SG goes through the baby gate and up the stairs. Ah grow up you baby.

SG has been walking our 18 month old labrador, ellie, for the last six months. she has been 100% reliable. I'm known for it.

Plus SG has yellow teeth - NOT a good look for a chocolate promotion! Ouch. NHS dentistry.

lmao :lol2:

Gee it says I'm a Lesbian. Hmm. That's news to me. (Maybe I should start a rumour). I don't even wear socks with my sandals, wear hippy clothes, or dance with myself...but I am a "health nut". That's where the granola comes in.
:)

:eyebrow:
Don't you think you are being a little overly defensive there goddess?

lol!
;)

Oh...all that was just a rumour about you...

Dana needs some breathing room

http://www.google.co.uk/search?hl=en...G=Search&meta=

Dana looks like:

~Dana looks like a travelling Dutch hippie~

I cheated, about the fourth down.

lol!

for my name...
 

… needs to bow
… looks like emma... right?!
… likes cats
… says: You have a nice pickle Tom
… wants Faith for her own army
… [Hates Broken Cars]
… goes with an American folk art theme
… loves dancing
… has been the focus of a documentary based on her experiences of pole dancing

Genevieve, is that you?

clever... search the sentences then try and freak me out?

Was he right, thisisme? I thought he was just pulling that out of the air.

Anyway, welcome! :)

Hi...

well now that would be telling....

You might get more people joining in a surge cos innocent smoothies put a link in their news letter...

How's life treating you?

What's an innocent smoothie, and how much are they?

Life is life. That which does not kill you makes you stronger. They can kill you but they can't eat you. It is what it is. Where there's life there's hope. Add other cliche here.

How is your life?

Wow. When I posted this thread I was sure no one would be able to reverse reference enough to figure out the names.....

Ahh! Whatever.

Well, come on. You're talking about Jesus. I mean, he sits at the right hand and all, I suspect that gives him access to some mad investigation skillz.

btw, I actually used Shawnee, which isn't my real name. Should I use my real name?

An innocent smoothie is a tasty little drink made of just fruit and gives you five portions of fruit in one little tasty bottle... Also quite a cool company who try to be eco and fair and stuff... Started in the UK but they are spreading a bit... If you really wanna know they have a website: http://www.innocentdrinks.co.uk/

Life is very good thanks... Going back to uni to do something with my life and getting to grips with the tricky art of meditation which helps alsorts... All good!

@Shawnee-You can use your real name if you want to! I did. But I didn't report my results either!

;)

Just a tip- try your real first name + loves.

Aaaah-haaah!

I just tried and there is one that would totally give it away. So, no!

Bwahahhaaaa! What do you love to do again? lol!!

Google Yourself!
 

1. Needs Operation After Hooker Bites Penis
2. Looks like something out of Deliverance
3. Likes my ass
4. Says Piemakers Feeling Heat
5. Wants The Internet Shut Down For Five Years ...
6. Hates the Internet
7. Goes Hollywood
8. Loves Mary
9. Has too much free time

Ducks Nuts doesnt work

lol...it that what it says, or does it just not produce any results?

;)

Cic, you bad girl! Hmmm, back in the day that was prolly true. :blush:

_______wants "to have control over the performance of the system"

go Google image search yourself.

I'll make you look marvelous, but only if you are a pro.

http://www.porlospelos.es/images/desrizante%20glatt.jpg

http://www.wherehealthbegins.com/mal...mn_SN_6170.jpg

lol... strait glatt? That's what you'd lead us to believe, eh, with your happy marriage and lovely children? ;)

Awesome find!

omg, how bad is that romance book pic? :headshake

Did you notice how "styling" I am?

Edit: I just noticed your post. Who is that dude you are marrying? And why isn't he wearing a shirt to the wedding?

I noticed you teamed up with General Schwarzkopf in the making of your strait stylin' hair cream.

You've heard the expression, He's as big as a house. I'm bigger...

lol!
Flint has the same problem:

Flint needs: Flint needs a neighborhood action plan to overcome Flint City Hall ...

Strangely it fits.....


Glatt strait styling again?
;)

I _______ spud.
spud is ________.
spud thinks a lot about _______.
When I think of spud, I think of ________.
I want spud to _____ me.
If I were alone in a room with spud, i would _______.
I think spud should _____.
spud needs to ______.
I want to have __________with spud.
spud can _____________.
If I could describe spud in a word it would be _______.
spud will never be _____.
I hope spud never stops ________.
I ____ spud because ______________.

http://www.starcase.com/images/OEM_R...foam_lined.jpg

Hehe.

@ glatt: just noticed your edit.

He not wear shirt because him heap big hunk of injun. Buffalo come.[/blatantinappropriateremarktogowithstupidpicture]

:lol:

" Razz needs more views. "
"Razz looks like a smiley face with lipstick" OR "Razz looks like some kind of sacrificial stump... keeps the riffraff out."
"When she's not working, Razz likes to do normal doggie things like play catch with her ball, cuddle in my clothes when I get ready for bed and of course ..."
"It was a pretty dumb thing for Razz to say, but if everyone freaks out every time Razz says something dumb, we're going to run out of posters within a ..."
"I'm not who Razz wants me to be. I can't be what Razz wants me to be. I want to be able to be loved by Razz. I can't stop thinking about Razz"
"I can't work out if I hate Razz or Razz hates me."
"RAZZ GOES ELECTRONIC Beginning January 4"
"razz loves grape popsicles, peanut butter, peppermints, carrots, and apples."
"Razz has become really playful - I shall make an entry for Razz’ 5 month update"

Most of the photos for me were not work safe...so I'm not gonna post em.