The Ultimate Quest
 

To meet tw.


in person.

first person to meet him in person wins....



I live in the same general area, I think. I'll buy the meal/beers/whatever.


cmon, tw......whaddya say?

i wont bring a camera

Jim, you're a sick fuck.

I'm pretty sure UT said he has met him in person at least once.

In that case, I feel sorry for his finger.

No, I never met tw. He sent me a circuit once.

Where does he live? What do we win? What do you need as proof? (Pictures can be 'shopped, or I could just take a pic of me and a cow orker, you'd never know.)

I don't know exactly, or I'd have dropped by to visit.

what do you win? You win BIG. that's what.

proof? hadn't really considered it....... maybe tw would help with that.

video of tw logging in to the Cellar and creating a post about the meeting.

I could be wrong (it was a long time ago), but some old-school Dwellars from the early 1990s dial-up era once attended a focus group kind of this about online activities. I was there, and I think tw was one of the others.

creating a post? do you have any idea how much memory that would take on your camera?

YEAH....RIIIIIIIGGGGHHHHTTTT


My uncle's old army buddy knew a guy that spent an evening with Bigfoot, too.

Gee whillikers Jim, you're right. It must have all been a dream.

I am sooooo in! tw - this is a formal invitation to you. I'll take you out & wine and dine you big guy - wadda ya say? Just PM me and we'll work out the logistics.

That's sounds great..I am just too busy right now shooting myself in the foot with a double-barrel shotgun.
;)

Thanks!!!

I think a handwritten diatribe from TW would suffice for proof. Whoever gets that needs to bring a whole box of pens, though, and a ream of paper.

Bush did it

Proof would be a first edition or original copy of his manefesto. You can find the online version here:

http://cyber.eserver.org/unabom.txt

I have the advantage...I go to LA (I think he resides there) regularly.

C'mon TW. Let's party!

I think proof is TW admitting who it was and describing the person.

Brian

wait, i thought tw was one of you philly people? or is Brian's humor so subtley clever that I missed it?

Usually, I am very clever in my humour. Not this time however.

TW has mentioned a hot dog cart business or some such in LA in the past and I remembered that. Plus I get to that God-forsaken, heathen, lawless hellhole more often than I'd like.

I'm typing this from N Billerica MA right now, of course.

Brian

Dat was Radar's gig.

oh

He's not from LA. We breed a different kind of crazy out here.

Before I win the prize for finding myself, what is the prize?

Lifetime supply of anal suppositories. Any flavor.

I'm trying to find out, too, tw. If it's something really good, would you PM me to set up a meeting time? :p

If the prize is good enough, I'll pay $4,300 to transport you across state lines, tw. I'll even pay for your train ticket and the room at the Mayflower.

Yeah, but I'll give him sex.

just kidding, I kid.

:Flush:

I still owe tw a bj for figuring out a math problem for me.


He'd have to wash first, though.

It would have to be at your place too. All those jars of urine stacked against the wall of his room might kill the mood.;)

Hey, no fair.
Why not offer a prize for the first Dwellar to meet me?

I promise to play harder to get in future to increase the tension.
And I give great... er, prizes...

Ignatius J. Reilly posts on the Cellar?!

Is that another offer for sex? Just shopping.

No this was.....durr...

snip~And I give great... er, prizes.....~snip

you ungrateful bastard!

Did I mention how generous I could be?




But then this should be about Sundae Girl. Why just make it one prize?

did you solve any math questions for her? HUH? DIDJA?


no. I thought not!

How is it that this thread has become the most normal conversation TW's ever had on the Cellar?

He's still beating around the Bush.

Of course I am beating around the Bush. Do the math. I am not normal. I am generous. Now, who wants to meet me?

We all do!


but only some with offers

i wold throw a tw party

id buy a keg of yeungling and a sushi tray
and id host it at my house
in may
or june

id have pizza and id hire phobic to play....and mught even do a live vesion of blue christmas.

if tw would only attend.

The guest of horror.

I'll host a Dwellar party at mine
all it needs is:

- airfare from various locations inc Far East, America, Scotland, Holland, various places I've missed off
- A film or TV job for HM
- cut price booze or BYO illegal pleasures
- baby oil

If someone gets tw to show up at a gathering, I will be more than happy to come out to Philly and drag April with me.

I am so in! I'm ready to meet the rapper... "T-dub"

In fact its on my bucket list!

T-Dub !!!!

I would go to any gathering with tw. Even bald as I am--I would sally forth to meet the tw who haunts my dreams. The tw who calls me an "emotional child" (which, in twspeak means 'stupid') with such sweet loving kindness--such understanding!

Plus, I would ask him how he figured out the cucumber-math question and then not believe him. I would be wary.

T-Dub is such an O.G.

wtf does that mean?






god, you annoy me.

I feel sorry for all you people that have not realized that TW cannot go to the party, you will have to take the party to him. Be careful what party games you play though as he sometimes takes them a bit too far.

Did I mention TW's real name is Joshua?

No. I bother you.

Brianna, what was the math problem that tw helped you with?

something about cucumbers and jenna jameson IIRC.

here it is: (um...this is in fucked up kilos...our prof asked us in American...but you can get the drift)

On a sunny morning, a greengrocer places 200 kilograms of cucumbers in cases in front of his shop. At that moment, the cucumbers are 99% water. In the afternoon, it turns out that it is the hottest day of the year, and as a result, the cucumbers dry out a little bit. At the end of the day, the greengrocer has not sold a single cucumber, and the cucumbers are only 98% water.

The Question: How many kilograms of cucumbers has the greengrocer left at the end of the day?

Was this the answer?
In the morning he had 198 kg of water and 2 kg of notwater, for a total of 200 kg.
In the afternoon he still had 2 kg of notwater and 98 kg of water, for a total of 100 kg.

how would losing 1% water weight result in a 100 kg total weight loss?

Yeah, I think that's it, HLJ. The answer was 100----in American.

@lookout--this is a nonintuitive question. that's why tw, the nut, was able to answer it.

Think of it as an economics problem:

A man with $200,000 has 99% of that in stocks ($198,000) and 1% ($2,000) in cash.

The market crashes and the value of his stocks drop to $98,000. He still has $2,000 in cash, for a total of $100,000 -> he now has 98% in stocks and 2% in cash.