Cellar Valentines!
 

The thread to post a self-made Valentine Card for a fellow member or member- as in cock, of the cellar. Shop, crop, or just write!

(the adult version of exchanging cheesy cards in class)

Be anonymous! Be you! Who cares?

I would start you out but I have some serious work to do on my Valentines. It's a very serious thing you know.....:)

If you would like for me to secretly deliver one you will have to pm me for delivery.

LIKE THIS?

oooh, i love this game! the missing words, in order are paycheck, hand, balls, purse.

Right?

Yup.
:)
lol!

I would expect nothing less LJ....:0 You have certainly captured the spirit of the thing...

Lookout, you have to count the letters.

keys
locks
butt
bed

junk
trunk
pork
pie

:)

:lol:

i think flint was mad that I made my first valentine for jinx, instead of him.....

This is for Cicero!

:lovers: Oh so you do love me?!?

But yea....I haven't even seen your photo yet, so for now, let's just be friends. K? Agreed! (you may not be heart-wrenchingly ugly enough for me, I only accept women with really terrifying mullets)
:D

I don't have a femmullett. Sorry. Cain't youse just loves me for who I aim?

heart goatse?

for freshness

A romantic poem by Sheldon:


Violets are blue,
Roses are thorny;
bend over and spread 'em,
I'm incredibly horny!

Me 'n Auntie Hilda loves youze guys.

Aaaaaaw!
Auntie Hilda is thinking of me, I can tell......
:)

for cicero:

No I looove pizza.
:D

Ha haaa!

HAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY CELLAR!!!

(single folks- no more than 8 pills with your liquor....and not all at once you have to space those out)
:p
It's only a naked thing if you aren't alone and lying on the floor drowning in your own puddle of tears....

I don't want Valentine's Day to polish off the people that the holidays didn't get.......

And uuuh, thank you Jim.
:)

Here's a picture of cupid for you all......no words necessary

:eek:

http://www.flowerstodubai.com/images...20a%20Bear.jpg


Here's a e-valentine for anyone that didn't get one.
I think it's cute and cheery.

That bear -
so sad,
alone.
The last polar bear
on the last iceberg,
looking for
the last penguin,
to say goodbye
one last time,
before the melting of
her heart,
his tears,
their world.

Goodbye.

lol HLJ....@ your soliloquy.


poor bear :bawling:

HLJ.....That's so sad....

It was a Happy Valentine's Day until...well...that. Oh jeez....

You did forget the "desparately grasping" part.....
Oh...I just made myself sadder. :(

You shouldn't make it so easy for me to get so sad over a darned stuffed animal!!! oh.

That's exactly how I feel when I look at that picture. But "desperately grasping" would have been a great line. I see the bear floating on a raft of ice, pushing along and searching in the water for the penguin.

Sorry if it made you sad.

That is kind of sad. Shit. Now I am crying. Thanks alot, HLJ.

Sorry case.

I'm going to get kicked out of the Cellar for crappy writing.

P.S. I sent that as this year's VD poem to my wife. She also thought it wasn't a good VD poem, so I wrote another one.

Not to mention poor biology. Polar bears and penguins live on opposite sides of the planet. :)

Yeah, that's a yeti bashing the penguins.

you're a dolphin

Roses are Red
Violets are Blue
When I log on today
I'll be thinking of you:hearts:


Happy belated Valentines Day to all of the ladies who frequent the Cellar.

I don't see what biology has to do with it. They met on the internet.

LOL!