The menace of ROBOTS
 

Nine out of ten people you encounter on a daily basis are probably robots. As for the rest, how do you know they aren't robot sympathizers?

It's getting to where I can't even take a simple trip to the grocery store without muttering under my breath at all the robot bastards clogging the isles with their fake plastic faces, mocking me with their simulations of natural speech. Oh, I'm not fooled by your synthetic fart aroma. Nice try.

If we don't do something about this problem, before it's too late, then :::urgh::: I just got killed by a robot. See? You could be next. Think about that.

DANGER, FLINT ROBINSON, DANGER!

I little water, sprayed from an atomizer into their faces will short circuit their main sensor arrays. It will buy you some time.

LIAR! That has NEVER been true! People saw Westworld and they thought water was the answer. But that was over 30 years ago! Do you think the robots never change? Adapt and learn?

Well, at the very least you should buy robot insurance.

sold by... robots! They've got us coming and going.

It's like buying "insurance" from the mafia.

Humans are inferior to robots. Just look at your petty emotional outrage. It's sad really. I'm not even sure how any human babies have survived....does not compute....
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Elimination in 3-2-1......

Pick me. Being human sucks.

strange that tw hasn't posted in this thread....hmm.

Robots can post here. Damm......

10 "people" have posted here. 9 of you are robots.

TEH CELLAR IS A ROBOTS SCUM SITE!!!1

I am nots robotics...
http://www.calico.ie/blog/uploaded_i...rld-764746.jpg

Hey, Flint...Klaatu...barada...nicto.

You haven't even begun to feel the menace of robots.
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it's a commentary on the disassociation we feel toward one another as a people... as a community. did none of you notice that the m was bold? sheesh

Well I know you're not a robot, because a robot's head would explode if it tried to post something that stupid.

Robots have come a long way since the "head-exploding" days. Man, your robots are SO 1985.

If i was a robot....and mind you, that's a big IF, I would be, as shawnee suggests, equipped with the most current antistupidity circuitry. Proof exists aplenty. I have endured conversations with the pinnacles of stupidity such as:

Flint
fleshnutssonic
Flint
snaxxpack
Flint
and classlessman
and Flint
plus....I do work in the automotive retail industry.

disclaimer: All the characters in this post, including the first person singular, are entirely fictitious and bear no relation to any person living or dead.

I've been reading up on the robot's latest schemes here:
http://www.wetherobots.com/2007/10/01/intro-ch-001/

Our take on it is more interesting. Sheeesh!