oh hai my name is friday afternoon
 

I'm too good to post anything in like a damn hour because I'm busy being the same threads not moving at all...kthxbai

hey, we're "working for the weekend" honey!

I'm still at work - for like 15 more minutes!!!1

Yea. This is awesome. You guys rock. What, did everyone get a life all of a sudden? Oh I guess all of you are so busy tonight....Sure....
:)

I just found out a couple of hours ago that there's a reunion for a bunch of ex-coworkers at 5:30 today. On the one hand, Mr. Clod won't be home from work until 7:00 at the earliest, so I could easily stop by and get back without disrupting dinner plans--but on the other hand, I don't know who's going and if I want to bother seeing them--but on the first hand, it would be cool to see people again and be all 'here's my kid I went and had, and oh yeah here's my huge freaking stomach that's gonna be another kid in a couple of months'--but on the other hand again, taking a toddler to a bar, even one which also claims to be a "grille," is not usually the best idea.

Oh look, she has a baby. In a bar.

off with her head! or, for the true Britney experience, shave it.

:D

Hope you have fun tonight, Clod, whatever you decide.

I got off work early, yay!

Our eldest first attended the pub (not grille) aged 11 days :D

there is a chat on tonight, i think. byob.

Oh what time is that chat? I have to take a nap, before I fall out of my chair.

10.30 ish?

kthx.

okaaaayyyyy....wake the fuck up....i want to ask you something,.....
get in chat!

I thought that this is a good time to bring this thread up again.......

seeing as how it's friday afternoon for those of us in the northern/western quadrant. Yep. slow as moooooooooolasses.

and now you guys have got me going "oh hai" all the time.

Mostly to my cats, 'cause they just have that goofy oh hai look!

You guys suck so bad sometimes...I suppose I'll be the only person here Saturday too...oh and chat? Pathetic....I mean me...talking to myself in chat. That's just sad. No empathy from you guys. Oh you have a life..you aren't around on Friday. I guess you are the "got out of work 2 hours early and smiling" crowd.
Don't people from Cali visti here? I mean, where is the west coast representation? I can talk about "To-Furkey" and such.....*sigh*

i looked in (chim richalds) but you had gone, and case was not paying attention.

i had a rather busy day today, actually....

Well bes' do right by me, cracker! I's don' wan no 'scuses ouch yo' azz.
:)

I don't know why I am imitating whoopi from the color purple (very loosly). This happens when you guys leave me alone for too long.

you can talk the Cali talk to me; I'm a native Californian.

Cloud get your butt back there!
:)

Cicero has gone to get her Heiney !!

"BUMP"

just go home

been there , just finished my first beer

Show off.
:(

it's still only Thursday where I am.

drat.

Oh Hai- Cicero made time to be here...but it's a fucking friday....smoooth moooove.
:) hi

NOW it's Friday afternoon!

and I have a cold beer

grrrrr.

To Slow , Get BACK !!!!!

too! It's too...

Who's slow now? har-de-har....

time for some recreational drug use!

er, I mean . . . discussion of recreational drug use. Yeah.

Cic , being drunk at work Does NOT count !!!

Too late zip- too slow.
Now why are you drunk at work again? And what does it not count for?
:)

Just bringing this thread up again.

Killian's Red in hand. yay!

I know it isn't Friday afternoon, but by God, it feels like it! I've barely moved all day, and I'm just counting down the minutes until I can put Minifob down for a nap so I can go take one myself.

no hai, bugger off, is wensdy
 

u gots all my hopes up there for a second, I hope that baby beats the living crap out of your kidneys while you nap :mad2:

....not really, though ;)

For a split second I forgot that Clodfobble is expecting and I pictured her cute little toddler kicking her while she was sleeping. :lol:

Oh please.. Friday afternoon.. come back... we'll be nice...

friday, we hardly knew ye.

Hurry the freak up and get here - screw tw and all his efficiency - We need a Friday N-O-W!

It feels like this week is drrragggging

How's this...

We can tell bush that we have decided that the old Wednesday is the new Friday for the farmers and the economy! If any of the nerds here can work this out for me, and prove that it is good for the economy and farming I'll be glad to send it on.......

I'm not going to be picky about firm numbers, basic calculations, or factual representations...If you could possibly work in an extra Saturday on the calendar year and exclude that amount of Mondays for economic stimulus I'd be happy there too...you know...whatever you can do.
:)

The major time divisions are based on astronomical events: the length of the year, month and day are based on movement of the Earth, moon and Sun in relation to each other. But the length of the week is based on nothing except for some old fairy tale.

Because the week is seven days long, it doesn't divide evenly into the length of any month (except three out of four Februaries) or into the length of the year, so we always have incomplete numbers of weeks. This causes much difficulty in calculations.

I would propose that we change the length of the week to six days, and that all months be adjusted to 30 days. At the end of the year we'll have five (or six) days left over, which we can treat at a bonus week - an extra holiday.

With this schedule, we'll have five weeks per month times 12 months per year, giving 60 working weeks and one bonus week. The work week will be four days (instead of five) and a two-day weekend. But we'll continue to work 40 hours per week (10 hours per day x 4), and earn the same weekly pay. So everyone will work 60 weeks per year, get paid for 60 weeks per year, and have 60 weekends per year. Pay will increase by 15% and people will be happier because there will be more weekends. Productivity will increase, income will increase, people will spend more money and the economy will rebound.

The best part is - we'll eliminate Monday!

exactly. Posting in wrong thread is totally friday afternoonz. WhereTF are you, dude? WAKE UP.

tw?

monster, how can you say that? I used complete sentences and didn't blame top management for anything. Plus, it makes complete sense, doesn't it?

HLJ, please don't bring that up here where I work. They'll convene a CQI committee about it and I'll probably have to be on it.

I'm also working on revising the representation of the decimal system. But that's a subject that deserves its own thread... which I don't think anyone will want to read.

I am using company time and resources to prepare for the interview I hope to have here tomorrow afternoon. Boning up on the company, preparing answers for potential interview questions and taking a sneaky peek at the other applicants' applications.

Very wrong, but if I get the job they'll be getting a great employee, so I forgive myself for my underhandedness.

Anyway, I won't get a proper Friday Afternoon feeling tomorrow, so I'm going to have some tonight. I think there's some left under my bed somewhere.

Shhhhhhhhh, I can't take another committee!

They will be getting a great employee! Best of luck to you!

Brilliant! I love it!!!
I propose that we write bush as a co. letter from "Cellar Think Tank Un-il-limted". And we should charge him to hand over our intellectual property.....See how I did that? "Our" intellectual property....
:)

You might want to change the wording where it says, "some old fairy tale." And somehow tie it in with fighting terrorism.

How's this?

The major time divisions are based on astronomical events: the length of the year, month, and day are based on movement of the Earth, moon, and Sun in relation to each other. But the length of the week is based on nothing, except for extremist muslim sectarian violence directed at all whites especially in America. The days of the week are in dire need of change to reflect the belief of Americans in our great nation, our devotion to god, our consistent denial of evil, (we will not be afraid) and promotes more spending by lengthening the vacation time to shop, and the spending bonus, as incentive. The greatest lie of the evil doers is the lie that days of the week should be numbered in 7 not 6. And we all know Mondays are evil, and our great nation will not be forced into that act against god, promoting more terrorist activity.

Well...needs work...I'm willing to work with other cellar editors. This has to be convincing and believable to the powers that be....