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Cicero 01-28-2008 01:51 PM

Zengum finally takes Cicero in post count.
 
So yea...While I have been working away at this completely ridiculous new job, for a low salary, extended hours, and for a complete jerk: I just noticed that Zengum has taken this opportunity to beat my post count. Fine: but I will come back when you least expect it......I hope it was all you dreamed of Zen!!


Just remember that while you are busy taking advantage in my absence...You do not get the glory of actually seeing me frown (aside from rare occasions like this).


:p

So there! You sneak!!! I am opening this thread to people who would like to make fun of Zengum and haven't had anywhere to do it thus far!

I will start: Zengum does not rock.

Flint 01-28-2008 01:54 PM

Zengum loses it's flavor in less than a minute, and you have to get a new piece.

classicman 01-28-2008 05:31 PM

Zengum makes you feel guilty.

Cloud 01-28-2008 05:55 PM

er. . . can I just interject here and say I'd like to hear more about your new job?

and anyway . . . it's in Santa Fe, so I have no sympathy!

ZenGum 01-28-2008 08:37 PM

Its about bloody time you noticed that, Cicero! ;)

Seriously, I was keeping quiet not out of politeness or consideration for your feelings, but because I will be leaving Japan very soon and will go through a period with reduced internet access and won't be around here as often :mecry: . So chances are by the end of February you'll be back in front. So I'd look pretty silly gloating about my legendary triumph when I let it die a month or two later.

Make fun of Zengum, eh? Hmm, that fellow obviously doesn't have a life or any friends in real life....

SteveDallas 01-28-2008 08:54 PM

How about just "ZenGum finally takes Cicero"?

DucksNuts 01-28-2008 09:13 PM

from behind?

SteveDallas 01-28-2008 09:15 PM

You have a filthy mind.

Clodfobble 01-28-2008 09:51 PM

As a side note, I have recently learned from Cellar chat that that particular position may also be referred to as "frumbies." It's very educational sometimes.

xoxoxoBruce 01-28-2008 10:35 PM

Educational? The Frumbies or the Cellar?

SteveDallas 01-28-2008 10:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Clodfobble (Post 427955)
As a side note, I have recently learned from Cellar chat that that particular position may also be referred to as "frumbies." It's very educational sometimes.

This post is actually the only Google hit for "frumbies"... spelling maybe?

classicman 01-28-2008 10:44 PM

try this

Shawnee123 01-29-2008 08:43 AM

Zengum may cause drowziness. Do not drive heavy machinery until you know how Zengum will affect you. Stop taking zengum if you have a post that lasts more than 4 hours.

Cicero 01-29-2008 10:09 AM

"I'm big in Japan!"- "Big in Japan!!"
:)

TheMercenary 01-29-2008 10:20 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by xoxoxoBruce (Post 427975)
Educational? The Frumbies or the Cellar?

I thought that was a Ruby team in the UK?

Or was that Brumbies?

ZenGum 01-29-2008 10:55 AM

The Brumbies are a rugby team from Canberra, Australia.
Brumby is an Australian word meaning a wild horse.

It should not be confused with DOUBLE BASS:
A sexual position in which the man enters the woman from behind, and then fiddles with the woman's nipples with one hand and her Budgie's tongue with the other. The position is similar to that used when playing the double bass instrument, but the sound produced is slightly different.

Cicero 01-29-2008 10:59 AM

:eek:

Shawnee123 01-29-2008 11:10 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TheMercenary (Post 428056)
I thought that was a Ruby team in the UK?

Or was that Brumbies?

Do they wear rugby slippers? ;)

Quote:

Originally Posted by ZenGum
Budgie's tongue

What is a budgie? A bird? :confused:

DucksNuts 01-29-2008 07:21 PM

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Its a little parrot.

Not to be confused with the Budgie Smuggler....

DucksNuts 01-29-2008 07:22 PM

Side note....I'd let that dude smuggle my budgie anyfriggenday :)

Aliantha 01-29-2008 07:25 PM

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Here's what one looks like.

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Budgy smugglers are speedo's obviously (if you've seen ducks pic) They call them budgy smugglers for obvious reasons if you look at a man wearing them from the front.

budgy tongue is a lovely term for a womans clitoris.

Cicero 01-30-2008 10:39 AM

Wow. Birds and packages....this thread is a bit more interesting than I had intended.....
:)

Shawnee123 01-30-2008 10:47 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ZenGum
sexual position in which the man enters the woman from behind, and then fiddles with the woman's nipples with one hand and her Budgie's tongue with the other. The position is similar to that used when playing the double bass instrument, but the sound produced is slightly different.

OK, so a budgie is a bird...what the hell does this mean, then? :o

Shawnee123 01-30-2008 10:48 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Aliantha (Post 428252)
budgy tongue is a lovely term for a womans clitoris.

Ooops, never mind. :blush:

SteveDallas 01-30-2008 10:55 AM

I have to say that this isn't the first thing I thought of at the phrase "budgie smuggler."

SteveDallas 01-30-2008 10:56 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Shawnee123 (Post 428435)
Ooops, never mind. :blush:

Don't feel bad... I was just getting ready to ask whether the bird should be perched on the woman's shoulder, or what.

Shawnee123 01-30-2008 10:57 AM

:lol:

Yeah, I was way confused, even after I figured out what the heck a budgie referred to, how anyone could get their tongue down there in that particular position.

I need to get out more.

Aliantha 01-30-2008 04:07 PM

Zengum finally takes Cicero
 
What I want to know is when he's going to finally take Shawnee...

ZenGum 01-30-2008 08:02 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ZenGum (Post 428062)
It should not be confused with DOUBLE BASS:

Follow the link, people, it's all explained there. And it's funny. But NSFW in a textual kind of way.

Cloud 01-30-2008 08:18 PM

in the States we call the parakeets, unless you're a budgie keeper! (just in case you're confused as to why people are confused.)

Lovely little birds, but I'm not calling my clit that. I try to limit the animal references for body parts.

Aliantha 01-30-2008 08:19 PM

parakeets are much larger than budgies.

Cloud 01-30-2008 08:20 PM

right, but in the States, we call the common little pet bird, which I think is properly called a budgie, a parakeet. It's probably incorrect, but that's what we call them.

monster 01-31-2008 07:53 PM

they do. and they call parakeets parrots. It's like in fast food restaurants there's no "small" size -it's medium, large and fatbastard. Everything is named bigger. Except women's dress sizes. :D

Cicero 02-02-2008 03:00 PM

........And women's underwear. :)

Clodfobble 02-02-2008 09:30 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Cicero
........And women's underwear.

Part of the cultural briefing (nyuk nyuk) given to my female friend as she was headed to teach English in Japan was to stock up on bras before she left the States, as it would be nearly impossible to find them in "her size" over there. Imagine her shock when she learned that the boobs that had been B-cups all her life were considered E-cups in that part of the world.

Cicero 02-04-2008 02:14 PM

Hold on Zengum!!! That confirms that I'm moving to Japan!!!

"Soopastaaaa."
:)


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