Which Star Trek, Next Generation character are you?
 

No, it's not a link to a quiz. Just a question. What are you, like a Worf, a Data? Are you a Picard, a Troi? Are you a Q?

beest went to work in a red shirt today..... wonder if he'll make it home?

These are always more fun when you tell someone else who they are.

So Flint, you are clearly... oh wait, I don't watch Star Trek. because it sucks
I don't know which character you are.

he fanices himself a Q, no doubt.

But he's really a Wesley Crusher.

Is there one named "dork"? ;) j/k

Oh, I'm a Wesley Crusher? Well at least I'm not a Barkley like you! btw: I was gonna say LJ thinks he's Q, but UT is the real Q (and Picard). So I guess Bruce is Riker (with the beard and everything). And I'm sure we have a Data: how about BigV? tw?

Ha ha.

Data by training.

Scotty by inclination.

Spock by reputation.

Red shirt by experience.

Dude, please, no TOS.

Ooh, good one! I forgot about him. I could do worse. Barkley it is.

I'm Crusher.....not Wesley.....the Hot red head. yep....

Only problem with being Barkley, is that I have no chance with Ensign Ro.

flint, just becuase you find me attractive, doesn't mean i'm a girl. you might be ghey.

I don't know who I am :)

I like to think I'm Captain Picard.... Suave, urbane, and able to kick ass and take names, but without being a complete prick about it (like some executive officers that could be mentioned). As a bonus, irresistible to a certain redheaded doctor.

Reality, of course, rarely lives up to our dreams. I was previously employed by a college which employed a hallowed honor code governing student behavior. Any alleged infraction resulted in a hearing by members of the honor council. After a suitable period of time, an "abstract" of the case describing the charges, the evidence, and the resolution was published, out of a desire for openness and to encourage community involvement and debate in the process. However, the names of all participants were anonymized. Usually this took the form of chatacters from a TV show or movie. For example, in a situation of harassment by an ex-boyfriend, the report might include a confrontation between Rhett Butler and Scarlett O'Hara.

I explain all this boring detail so you'll have some context when I tell you that I once made an appearance in one of these proceedings as Commander Data. (A student was claiming to have written an assignment but lost it in a floppy disk crash. I was asked to examine the disk to see if there was any evidence of damage or portions of lost files.)

It's okay being a Data. I'm a Data. What you see me doing here is a poor simulation of human behavior.

Can I be a tribble?

No TOS!!!1

Highly illogical.

The Original Series of Star Trek in contrast to The Next Generation.

TOS:
Kirk, Spock, Bones, Scotty, Sulu, Uhuru, etc etc

TNG:
Picard, Data, Geordie, Worf, Crusher, Riker, etc etc

Oh, thought it was like CSI:

You got CSI Miami, CSI NY, but no CSI The First One They Came Up With.

[Spock]Captain, I believe we are entering the forbidden fanboy zone.[/Spock]

Still illogical.

We'd be in the fanboy zone if the thread was called "Which ST:TNG character are you?"

DSN and the cartoons don't count? I've always wanted to be cute.....

I'd have to say I'm a Romulan. To me they are just pissed off Vulcans. They're smart but also want to kill the idiots around them. :)

Troi, then I can play with Riker.

you sure you got the mooseknuckle requirement covered.... to be dana troi?

Well.....if we're expressing preferences rather than likeness I'd like to be Ensign Ro....cause she was cool:P

There's a nurse practitioner at our pediatrician's office who looks just like Troi. She gives me boners.

It's not the camel toe that makes a Troi, it's the dark hair, vaguely exotic features, and... something intangible in the body language.

"Yeah, Flint Jr. Seems a bit out of sorts lately. I think I'd better take him to the doctor... just to be sure....."

Troi, although I have certain Worf-like moments ...

"Captain, I am sensing a great deal of suffering in this patient. I believe an infusion of glock ammunition would be beneficial."

"Nine MMs of lead in the high-speed delivery capsules, STAT!"

STAR WARS VS. STAR TREK NG

Great, great editing.