Teenage Party Gets International Attention
 

Ok, on the weekend young Corey throws a bit of a party, which ends up with 500+ teenage attendees.

The police had to mobilise the dog squad, incident response team and a helicopter to try and settle the party down.

Since the party, this kid was said to be raking in the money from the media and hype.

He's been on the run from his parents who returned from their Queensland holiday early, but now the law has caught up to him and he will be charged with producing child pornography (compromising pics of underage party goers on his mobile phone) and creating a public nuisance.

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Hero or wanker?

I wonder how different the aftermath would of been without myspace and youtube?

Heroic wanker.

Hero for teens world wide, wanker to parents.

His parents are defending him. Some authorities want him to pay for the damage his party caused.

He's been on the news and in the media a lot of the last few days. The kid is an absolute fucking wanker and he needs to learn a few lessons in life that his parents obviously haven't been competent enough to teach him. There's nothing heroic about his actions as far as I'm concerned.

I doubt he'll be convicted of child pornography. I'm sure they'll push it in court, but the jury will think about the fact that he's underage himself and taking pictures of his peers and so they'll find him not guilty. I'd lay money on it. Remember that the law is one thing, but the average person on the street will interpret it as another and those people on the jury will think back to when they were this boys age and they'll take that into consideration when they make their decision.

I think they'll give him some community service work to do and maybe a fine which his parents will probably pay, and next year he'll do the same stupid thing again.

He's a hero on this:



No amount of wankerness can counteract the glory of completely shutting down a scoldy tabloid "reporter".

Well for one thing ACA is not very well known for their ummm...hard hitting news reporting. I still don't think he's a hero. He's a spoiled brat who is so full of himself he can't see the sun for the shit.

Do you seriously believe it's heroic for him to behave like that, showing an utter lack of remorse and then trying to suggest that it wasn't his fault and topping it off with a statement suggesting that everyone likes what they see when they look at him?

I really hate to sound like an old fogey here, but seriously, he's just a representative of the lack of respect and responsibility shown by so many kids at that age.

He needs a good kick in the pants followed by a swift wake up call. He's obviously learned nothing from this whole experience.

Well shit, I hate to agree with Ali on the grounds that I will come off old fogeyish too, but I have said in the past that I dont like the lack of respect and untouchable attitude of todays *youth* (not all obviously)...he is the epitome of shithead to me.

ACA gobble shit like this up and think they should get journalism awards for it.

lol...thank god at least someone else thinks he's being disrespectful etc. I was thinking I might get slammed for that statement. Still might. ;)

That's my point. She was a tabloid reporter trying to scold him, and he shut her down. Good on him.That was a master stroke. The perfect response to her limp scolding.

Who is she to demand an apology? Or, especially, to demand that he take off his glasses? All she wants is to allow her audience to tut tut vicariously through her.

The ironic thing is that she is one of the ones who worked so hard to make him "famous." She is being put in her place by her creation.

Lemme see - he's an asshole and so is she. Shes just sweeter on the eyes so she gets paid for it. I think they both are worthless in the grand scheme of things.

I must admit, I havent listened to the clip that HM put in...no speakers on my work puter.

She's a twat by association with ACA, but he's a fuck wit

That works too.

Well as I said, they're not known for the reporting style.

My response is a commentary about this kids attitude. Now that he has some celebrity status, I hope he's made an example of for all the other little shits out there who continue to behave in this manner.

For the record, he speaks the same way to ordinary people (on talk back radio) as he does to the media, so it's no reflection on his communication skills that he was a smart mouth to a reporter.

Speaking as a Drill Sergeant, if I could get a hold of that little disrespectful, spoiled fuckstick for about two fucking hours.

Just sayin.

I'd like to meet his dad, and make HIM do push ups.

they won't release the parents' names, but they'll release his, a minor? That's weird.

He's gonna have some stories to tell when he's older. If he lives that long.

He didn't, myspace did, by promising a wild, unchaperoned party. That's no accomplishment.

I doubt like hell he could do the same thing more than once, at a regulated, chaperoned, policed event. Especially one the parents of all these kids were aware of.

His name was in the media before the charges were laid. Now they can't refer to him by name because charges have been laid. Crazy but true.

He probably does have that attitude all the time, but I wouldn't consider talk radio, even its callers, as separate from the media. Unless someone caught him on a concealed recorder, nobody's heard him when he isn't talking to the media. And he's a freakshow, so any media that has him on deserves what they get.

Push up you mean - did you see him in the vid???

One, were going for...one.

I know that by most standards, I'm getting fucking old. Where in the hell are kids parents now days.
My Mom & Dad were close to 40 when I was born in 1943. They married at age 38. I never saw much display of love between them. Hugs, kisses, dancing, ETC. They didn't talk much. But, you best pay attention when they spoke. Of course they were born in 1902, so their out look on life was not same.
Get'em Joe!

This guy will probably go through life pretty easily because of this...

As much as people would like to see him fail now, I don't think it is going to happen.

Maybe someday, if he plays his cards right, he might be able to reach the same level of stardom as Kato Kaelin.

Want to slap some sense into the dopey little bugger?

http://www.slapcorey.com/

:lol:

The game is lame but the idea is worth a chuckle.

When I first read his name and tried to picture him, I kept getting Larry Birkhead instead. Weird

I had to look up that one. Same idea, for sure.

If that was my kid I would rip those glasses off and shove them up his ass

As are most teens.:rolleyes:

I'd hit it.:D

lol...I can hear her now.

"What makes you think you can leave your socks on? Take off your socks and apologize, right now, young man. Apologize to the people you've frightened. You've frightened them, and I can see you're very pleased with yourself and your attitude. Hmmph."

*cough*

I haven't read the thread... but I heard this guy on Opie and Anthony.

He's a complete and total asshole, asswipe, asshat, and any other ass-ish description you care to think of.

He also has balls of steel and extreme bordering on ludicrous self-confidence.

With that combination he ought to make a good corporate CEO, if he can come of age before he mouths off at the wrong person and gets himself taken out.

Sorry if it bends anyone out of shape, but as a person who has three teens...

edit: Well one is technically no longer a teen as of last week. Happy Birthday #1 Dau. :D

I give Corey credit. He pulled off the ultimate teen party, in a very remote town no less, and his party is the talk of the world. Ha, bet Paris Hilton is saddened that she wasn't there.

He's in Melbourne. One of the biggest cities in Australia.

Remote? Narre Warren? buahahahaha

Boganesque maybe, but not remote.

Actually, Narre Warren is one of Melbourne's largest suburbs, area wise.

You know, one of these days we are going to have to organize an International Redneck Olympics. Some of the Aussie Bogans appear to be putting on better stunts than I've seen coming from the US.

no wai



Suzuki sidekick jump off a skinny dirt ramp, feat. beer-drinkin' rednecks and screams of "holy fucking shit" in slo-mo. Worth it.

I have seen that before, that really took some big assed balls.

It must be the Tommy Hilfiger shirt.

He's turned pro.

Cory is a total idiot. I hope he is thrown in jail for his idiocy.

Better yet, let all the parents who think he's an idiot give him a hiding. I've got dibs on first turn.


Bend over Corey. This is one spanking you're not going to enjoy.

Undertoad's car-jumper is certainly worthy of high points, but this guy has to score well too:

Motorbike: check
Barbecue: check
Brain: .... brain ..... brain .... oh well never mind. Got the beer?

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life is a darwinian process folks.

Smoking Warning
 

Do you have health warnings on packets of smokes in your part of the world? We do over here. Usually it's pictures of lung cancer and gangrene legs etc.

Here's the latest one:

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I love it Ali. That guy is a turd. And FTR no we do not have pics on the cigs here.

The pictures are pretty gruesome. Here's a link if you want to have a look.

Holy crap! That is nasty, well for a general public view anyway. So how is it working to cut down on smoking? Any studies to show it made a difference?

I love the disclaimer:

The new goverment has a finger in the tobacco pie, then? :lol:

Well, there is also no smoking in pubs or bars. No smoking in restaraunts. No smoking in any buildings what so ever, and there's even no smoking in some parks and public areas. Definitely no smoking at any stadiums etc either.

Australia has become very intolerant towards smokers, and although I have no actual scientific research into the subject, I can say that the number of people I know who smoke now compared to 10 yrs ago is minimal. As an example, probably about 30 - 40% of the people I knew used to smoke. Now it'd be less than 5% and of that 5% they're mostly social smokers now anyway.

There are figures around though about the number of people quiting smoking. There's still lots of teenagers who do it, and last I heard, the biggest concern were teenage girls.

I don't know about the tobacco pie, but they have a mandate to overhaul the health system here, so I'd say they'll present us with an anti smoking policy sooner or later anyway.

I think the US is headed that way as well. It is just going to take us another 10 years or so to do it. We have no smoking in any place that serves food. Liquor only establishments can do it, and most do it only after a certain time like 10 pm when they close the kitchen. There is no smoking in most buildings, public and private in our state.

Well, I don't agree with the nasty pictures on cigarette packets. I don't think it's suitable viewing for any children who might happen to look. I also don't necessarily think the pictures have had anything to do with people quiting. I think the general public is simply becoming more informed of the health risks associated with smoking and so are making better health decisions for themselves.

I think the interesting thing is that now everyone's quit smoking, we're all getting fat.

I think we lead the world in obesity.

We're right behind you there Merc.

Jerry O'Connell weighs in on the party.

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