Secret Santa - The Gifts
 

Thank you, thank you...THANK YOU!!! to my secret santa :D

My gift arrived today and I opened it as I will be on the other side of Australia for Christmas.

The whale penis box had me giggling and a bit apprehensive about how I was going to explain the gynormous penis necklace I was wearing.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v3...y/PIC-0125.jpg

But I loved the gift :D

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v3...y/PIC-0126.jpg

Have them on now

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v3...y/PIC-0124.jpg

Thanks again.

Sorry I didnt wait to open it, but as I said, it will probably be New Years before I opened it otherwise.

Apologies for the pic quality, they are off my phone.

Ooh, they're lovely.

awesome. excellent work there secret santa.

and good job on the lovely ear and neck there, ducksnuts parents.

Oooh you lucky ducky! ;)

Gifts from my secret santa!
 

Is this where I should post? I hope so, or else, someone can kiss my ass...I don't really care who...

Anyway, here goes...

I received this package from Fedex today, much to my surprise. I removed the card attached to the top and this is what it said:
http://caseoriginalart.com/images/cellar/121407014.jpg

Inside:

http://caseoriginalart.com/images/cellar/121407015.jpg

When I opened the box, I was STUNNED to see the following:

http://caseoriginalart.com/images/cellar/121407016.jpg

So, with caution, I proceeded...gently. (for those who can't see the edges it says "Yar, there be COCKS here!") Indeed there was not just one cock...

http://caseoriginalart.com/images/cellar/121407017.jpg

...but two!

http://caseoriginalart.com/images/cellar/121407018.jpg

I am not sure what they are made of, but they are hard as ceramic...and I think they are designed for something light and either salty or peppery comes out of them when I shake them a lot.

Thank you for giving me 2 cocks, secret santa. I will take care of them and use them often.

The next thing I discovered was:

http://caseoriginalart.com/images/cellar/121407019.jpg

There was a little note on the back, that I didn't discover until after I took the photos. It says: "You must have a finely tuned BS meter to survive in The Cellar! Practice makes perfect."

But that wasn't all. There was one more gift:

http://caseoriginalart.com/images/cellar/121407020.jpg

There was a note on the back of this one, too, but I am afraid that if I share it, my secret santa will be revealed. Perhaps one could determine the source of these great gifts by interpreting their meanings? Hmm?

http://caseoriginalart.com/images/cellar/121407021.jpg

Thank you so very much, Secret Santa. :cheese:

lol!!! I love it!!!! I know who it was!!!
I like the card too! Awesome!!


Ducksnuts seems to have made out pretty well too! Whale penis and jewelry...well if that isn't the spirit of the cellar!

cool!

[lame way out]

here's what i got from someone in NC.
http://images.andrewsmcmeel.com/media/6457/large.jpg
thank you , SS!

My SS thought these would taste Nice !!!
http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2026/...8173f187_o.jpg

I bet they do !!!

Redex would taste nice?

This?

http://img.alibaba.com/photo/1101574...nsumption_.jpg

that bacon dressing is the bomb.


heated up over spinach and tomato salad....goat cheese.....mmmmmmm

That sounds GOOD !!

Just ordered this for my daughter-paid almost as much to ship as the item cost but I know she'll love it

I received mine today. It's awesome. I love it. It's totally me! The letter was "sweet" as well. Quite revealing. Thank you so very much SS - I think I know, but not exactly sure.

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What a talent.

Is that Madeline?

Whose Madeline? Obviously, some character I may not be familiar with.

Humm. I was thinking Madeline Albright. :smack:

Maybe Madaline in her "twenties" - cause the girl has "breastesss"

"Albright" - that's funny;)

Do you, per chance know Madeline Albright. Who she was?

I just got this in today's post. I've grooved to the funk and am now off to the Secret Santa thread to work out who sent it to me .
Thank you, Secret Santa for a FAB gift!

I do know who she was. But, I was referring to the fact that she doesn't look a thang like my doll. :)

Quite right...because she's actually YOU!

http://img211.imageshack.us/img211/8605/14316177ks4.jpg

Really, it's uncanny. ;)

i'd like my ss to pm me and let me know who they are.....cuz it's making me nutty.......

Or you could begin the guessing!

i got no clue!

I don't even know who all was in it!

Lets have a list of who was in it and let the guessing begin.

I have an idea, but I want to know if they participated.

Monster...has my gift arrived????

SSs:

bigv
blue
buster
case
cicero
clodfobble
ducks
jester
jinx
labrat
limey
lj
lookout
mockingbird
monster
razz
richlevy
SG
steved
zippy

yes ducks

I love the doll, by the way -it looks just like Jester :lol: cool beans :D

This arrived for me on Wednesday. I apologize for not posting sooner, but I've been ill, etc.

http://kbarger314.smugmug.com/photos/234969399-XL.jpg

This mug features art by our very own Case, in particular a painting called "progress." However, she tells me she is in fact not the sender.

Thats an exceedingly beautiful painting. Hot damn but that bird's talented.

I like it :D

That's a beautiful painting, and a very classy mug!

Be a shame to waste it on coffee/tea. Scotch or Bourbon, maybe.

Have been without a laptop for a while, so just signing in quickly to say my present arrived, and was opened yesterday (didn't want to take on public transport as my bag was heavy enough!)

Took pics all through the opening process and will post when back home. I received:
A really funky snowman ornament with blue sparkly glitter on it - I wish I'd opened it earlier when I saw it because it's so "me", it's on the tree now and will be every year from here on in. And two beautiful soaps which made the whole box smell gorgeous. And the handwritten message in the card made my eyes go a little blurry - it was so very kind.

Thank you my secret Santa, and no - I don't know who you are! Except that I don't think you have your location under your name on here, as the postmark was Tennessee (spelling?) and I don't remember seeing any Dwellar having that. Apologies if you have it up there bold as brass and I've just missed it!

I know who mine is. :)

Well? Out with it!

Nice mug! I want one like it.

I am jealous of the mug (as an addition to my present, not as a replacement I mean)

Then again I contemplated asking Case for a lay-away scheme (ie sending a few quid each month until I own it) for the picture with the hair. I don't have the $ but I do have a craving for beautiful and original art.

I would not be suprised if you guys find you can order these mugs from somewhere

Mine was Lookout. Thank you, dear. :) I am considering putting together a "Fact or Crap" thread based on the desk calendar I received so we can ALL play the game.

Thank you for the compliments on the painting on the mug. (Yes, they can be ordered from somewhere...if anyone is interested, please pm me.) I am sure Steve's SS will be pleased to know that the gift is appreciated! Steve's SS, who are you???

I received my gift the 7th. Knew by shaking wasn't a jug of Knob Creek.
Opened tonight and first thought it was a LP album, because of size. But it was a LOL calender. Best, well only, laugh I've had today. Great! Thanks SS. Dats some weired birds. bb

not one of them is from NC......

Dubba Yew Tea Eff

Maybe someone was visiting family and mailed it from there?

I'm assuming I should thank Sundae Girl for the artwork (although I guess it could have been Ducks).

Thank you.

So who is still waiting for gifts?

My location puts me at a disadvantage in hiding my identity.
You're welcome, hope you liked it.

Me, but then again I haven't checked the mail from yesterday yet. :)

It's very nice. Who did the artwork? I'm having trouble reading the signature (Lenny, Jenny, Young).

I'm waiting to frame it. It's 8.25 x 12 inches instead of 8x10 or 8.5x11, so I might have to trim it before framing.

I'm concerned that my giftee hasn't posted yet.

I'm not sure of the artist's full name, but she sells the paintings under the name Olga (she's Russian).

Don't forget some giftees only log on from work.
Check to see when yours last logged on

Rich, your giftee confirmed receipt, and said

clod, your SS was one of the last to post but was hopeful it would make it.....

My latest count indicates all sent, 5 yet to be received including the two people who did not know they should be expecting anything so may not know to post pics here! (Ali was an extra bopnus someone who didn't know they were getting anything)

Oh look!

One of them got theirs.....
http://www.cellar.org/showpost.php?p...0&postcount=25

We need pics, Dana!

Here you go, the grand opening:

And my groovy presents. Which I believe I received courtesy of Jester.

By my count you missed at least one.
:D

Nope. Those are the senders. :rolleyes:

I bet you're one of those who can never keep a secret, huh? :lol:

That ornament is gorgeous SG!!

Im guessing RichLevy for mine??

Nope. My giftee was in the US.