Let me just tell you how great a guy I am
 

.......prett tee great.






you?

It takes years of contemplation to achieve your level of self-awareness, master.

I am 70% chance of awesome, on any given day.

Well, you DO live in LA.

I was awesome once.

So he also has a 70% chance of getting shot or in a high speed pursuit, on any given day.

that's awesome too

Wha?

i'm going to say that to someone today. I'll let you know how it goes over.

And therefore, a 49% chance of being shot while in a high speed pursuit.

TO-O-O-O-TALLY AWESOME!!!! ..... dude.

what are the odds of him being awesome while being shot while in a high speed chase? do we need Happy Monkey for this?

34.3% chance of being an awesome while leading a high-speed pursuit with by bullet-ridden self. Kick Ass!

Yes. We require a 3-D tape model of different high speed chases combined with shootings.

Also with a few hot chicks thrown in for kicks.

There is a cubic inch component in this as well. One can acheive awesomeness much more easily in a bullet riddled late '60s muscle car than in a stolen step van with a laundry or bread logo slapped on the side.



yes I am awesome

That's what she said.

I've often wondered if my awesomeness is body-mass dependent. If I weigh 200 lbs, and I gain 20 lbs, is there 10% more of my awesome in the world?

I hope so, because that's how I'm justifying this second cheeseburger.

SM, it is awesome to see you back!

LJ - WTF? Do we have to guess why you're suddenly so fucking awesome? Is it directly related to you being a husband? Did I (as is usual anymore) miss something?

You got a gigantic Xmas bonus, didn't you?

My cheeseburger count is pretty low. Smooth is exactly double as awesome as me if we are going pound for pound here. This does not mean that I am not awesome.....just half as awesome as smooth...which is why my name is not smooth. Unless we consider pizza. I will justify my evening's intake of pizza because smooth is double my awesomeness. That's the story and I'm sticking to it!
:)

have you switched your stalking victi...er, i mean target?

Well everyone can't be so lucky...so no.
:D

if this were true...i'd be 142.5% awesomer than your ...pre cheesburger weight....self.

that's great.

They always crop Leia out of it.

that is even better. i love it.

I'm still pretty awesome.

Is that what that hobo you've been fucking said?

Oooh, sorry, I forgot you were on the DL with your hobosexuality

your mom's not a hobo. i let her sleep in my toolshed nowadays.

she said thanks. and she hardly even notices your cock, so it's not that bad.

This thread was pretty awesome...entertaining and funny!

...well until lookout spouted off. :( sorry pal

LJ is still pretty awesome.
But we have no recent videos as proof.

I think we need a song. Or a talking head piece. Or a cock puppet show. Moving pictures with sound please.

well, sorry to offend. Just felt the need to yank LJ's chain cuz he's just that awesome. His former user title seemed the perfect opportunity.

you couldn't offend me with BOTH hands on the keyboard.

So which wanker is going to do it... with both hands off?