were you molested as a kid?
 

No?

Well you must have been an ugly cunt then!!! :bandaid: :madmoon: :doit: :bawling:

wtf??

troll

i think he's funny

If he's intending to be funny, it's really an odd sort of humor. As much as I like a good priest or Michael jackson joke, it's a tough subject to joke about.

But then again I was an ugly kid.

lucky you.

reminds me of another joke>


a woman is standing in line at the grocery store. she unloads her handbasket: frozen peas, 1 can of chicken noodle soup, a pack of disposable razors, half a gallon of milk, and a loaf of white bread.

a whino in line in front of her watches this with interest, looks at her and says..."hmmm....you must be single"

Intrigued, the woman says, "yes, I am. You can tell that just by the groceries I'm buying?"

The whino says, "No....You're fucking ugly!"

...didn't find that to be funny either.

Like I said, I was an ugly kid.

whole different league imo.

beauty is in the eye of the beholder. Child abuse is not so subjective.

Didn't Lumberjim object to a pic of his kid with an "adult content" caption photoshopped in? Good job LJ is a different poster or lumberjim might well have had something to say about it.....

(Like i said ...troll -posting shit to start arguments)

drunk again, monster?

It worked.

I like you, n00b. :) You know the diff. 'tween humor and really insulting questions....and jokes.

Well I didn't find it funny either, but some people around here would I suppose. I can see what the humour in the joke is meant to be, but to me, the subject is completely wrong.

Leave kids out of sick humour I say.

So did lumberjim -shame he isn't here anymore.....

did i pretend to be someone other than lumberjim at some time, monster?

would you explain to me how a joke that really has nothing to do with child molestation is similar to the picture that offended me?(lumberjim, LJ, etc)

and why it is that you're offended by this when it was ok to do that?

Well....

I don't believe the OP has nothing to do tith child molestation...

But the picture that offended you did have nothing to do with child molestation, but despite that it was deleted.

and I would say the former "crime" is worse than the latter, so if you object to the latter, you would be hypocritical to be applauding the former.

...it occurs to me that i should point out that i said ' i think he's funny'...not ' i think child molestation is funny'...which was really a response to your calling him a troll.....

sikcboy has posted a lot of sick humor. thats all i was saying. he hasn't been a troll in any way i can see. (before you ask...he's not one of my sock puppets)

so anyway...child molestation is not funny. blaming kids for not being molested is not funny. i did get a little chuckle out of the joke about ugly kids though.

I just meant that this post was a troll. If people want to post this sort of crap it should be in the sick humour thread or at least the nothing forum. Posting it in the main forum with no spoiler heading is not sick, it's trolling.

meh, waste of space thread.

I think it was in the wrong place, but it made me smile.
Then again the other jokes about paedophiles/ child abuse made me laugh too.

If someone suggested in my presence that a specific child was too ugly to be abused I'd be shocked and think them very insensitive, but a generic joke doesn't get me the same way.

Even if it involves a clown?

Nothing that involves a clown is funny.

What are your positions on clown molestation?

Any position least likely to cause the nose to get bumped. The honking would get really distracting.

The more the merrier, I say.

Is a molestation where you can catch the subway train?

definitely pro clown molestation

seriously though, as a past molestion victim, I can still laugh at some of the jokes, and I think people just need to get over whatever happened in the past

There is nothing funny about this post. Parents of kids who have been molested or of people who may have been molested probably would not find much to laugh about over the subject on an otherwise public BB. And I have a pretty sick sense of humor. JMHO.

I agree with Merc - I know its scary, but true.

This is like that South Park ep where Mr. Garson wanted to be molested.

are you sure?

The emoticons he chose made it un-funny for me.

Just :2cents: from another noob with a sick sense of humor.

Now that's fuckin funny!

froggy style?

Is a reach around with a clown when you can honk the horn???

lol

wots the worst thing about having sex with a 9 year old?

wiping the blood off your clown suit.

wow...we are back to not funny. At all.

Yeah, getting very close to "intolerably irritating".

I was there a looong time ago with this shit.
not that it matters

ew.....dude.....poor taste is one thing.....but graphic pedophile jokes lke that are best whispered into the ether....not posted on public message boards where your IP can be located and 'authorities' can drop by to see if your hard drives contain any untoward photos......

:::hops off the sikc boy band wagon::::

right!

we're on it!

Hey, all of you may have missed the boat on this one. Obviously sikcboy is reaching out for help here.

sikcboy, are you being molested? Should we call for more backup? I think I can find a number for the Ringling Brothers and Barnum & Bailey circus. We can send plenty of drunk horny clowns down your way to make sure the job gets done right.

LOL yz

Juuuuust for the record, Tobiasly already posted that clown joke, and no one said a word.


Key differences to note in case you're paying attention, sikcboy: Tobiasly put it in the right thread, and Tobiasly contributed many other things to the cellar that cemented his reputation as an overall good guy.

"Dumm de dum dum" [/Dragnet]