Hermaphrodite Horse and Derek the Donkey
 

From here.

Meet Tootsie - a hermaphrodite pony who lived for 12 years with his owners thinking he was female.

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Why did they do an operation if Tootsie was doing OK before the sex change?

Anyhoo, I'd keep that little pony because he/she is so cute! I'm not even going to pun him/her.

I think the term is "Shim"

C'mon Shawnee, pony up.

Why don't you do it insteed? I have a sore throat.[/obvious and implied pun in one post]

Well in the interest of keeping things stable, I'll lend you a hand and we can remane friends.

I hope your sore throat doesn't mean you've caught a colt.

Eh, I'll be all right. I'll go home and drink a pinto gin, then I'll feel better. Not too much, or I won't fit into my bridle gown (you did say we were getting mare-ied, didn't you, or am I just being played a foal? I hope not, how saddle be.)

You're just trying to stirrup some reaction.
As Confucious say, you're on you roan.
We're not getting married-o, but you'll always be a pal-o-min-o.
Hay, did you realize we can make "crop" jokes again!!!

I thought he was such a stud
He ended up to be a dud.
I muled it over hard and long
Just 'cause he's got donkey dong.

Wow.

I can't decide if you are all really talented or really lame.

Watch that sore throat, Shawnee - could be bronco-itis.

I fear my rein as King of Puns might stall-I-only hope it goes a bit longer.

That was a bit much, I admit, but Zen speaks with such cantor I can't help but trot on over and give him a buck and a quarter to buy himself a draft. You don't have to paint me a picture; I know he would never open his gait for the likes of me.

Nice one, Smurf, you mustang out with some punsters to come out with that.

You're right - whinny does, he certainly does.

i think you're all abunch of punnnnks

At least I get along with my neighbors.

he must of had a really small package, most of those miniature horses are hung pretty well

it's not the size of the package that matters, but how you ride the hobby horse.

:lol:

An hermaphrodite pony shacking up with a donkey and Shawnee & Zen as punpals... Good thing or a sign that the end is coming?

I would be frightened. Very, very frightened.

Not unlike Tootsie and Derek.

BRB - off to buy canned food and bottled water
:runaway:

Fodder off and do. Say what's wrong with Greenwichs' tap water then?

According to 28 Days Later, London's water is cut off in cases of zombie attack. I expect it to be the same in case when dangerous puns attack.

"28 days later" is a good film, why not live a little, what you gonna do: have orgasms fot the next 40 years?

A few extra thoughts about the pony:
1. Does it have the same hair stylist as John bon Jovi?
2. The original owners raised it as a mare for 12 years, despite the fact that it had both male and female genitals. I'm not a horse expert, but I've seen a fair number, and a horse's dick is fairly hard to not notice. Ok, I guess with the pony it might not be quite so big, and being under a lower animal would make it less conspicuous, but still, surely some time in 12 years the owners must have noticed: "Oohhh look, Amy's got a hard-on!" Were they blind or what?

What I don't get is how 'raising it like a mare' is so much different than 'raising it like a stallion.' I mean, did they give it dolls to play with or something?

Horseplay is horseplay. It was all in the moniker.

I would be interested to see how their medical tests wind up.

I suspect, if the horse actually was a stallion, that the 'surgery' was to remove the testicles.
However, most hermaphoditic horses are mares with an enlarged clitoris which can look like a penis poking out the back of a mare's vulva. This would explain why a sheath, penis and testicles were not noticed underneath. Because of this, I think the surgery was to remove, or reduce the size, of the clitoris to prevent any discomfort or infections from blockage while urinating.
Many times, these horses also have an overabundance of hormones, which could explain why the horse would get 'excited' around mares.