Where do shoes go?
 

...any damn where you are when you feel like taking them off.

then you trip over them , cuss and Fling them !!!!!




Then you cuss again trying to find them !!!!!!!!!!

on the shoe shelf or jinx will throw them down the basement steps!

I can't figure out how to type that "whip" sound.

fwuuuuuuuchaaaahhhhhhk!

sounds like Carol , she used to have this Whicked underhand Bullet pitch !!!!!!!

"Fucking Shoes EVERY FUCKING Where !!!!!!!"
FLING !!!!
Wizz !!!
Duck !!!!
THUMP !!!!!!!

they're in the back of the closet making out with lost socks

"Really, who throws a shoe?"
--Austin Powers

Max 2 pairs by the freaking door, on the mat. Extra ones belong in the closet. NOT IN THE MIDDLE OF THE KITCHEN FLOOR!!!

Where do shoes "go"? Really? On your feet, hmmm? Don't forget: TGIF.

WTF planet are you on? It's only Tuesday.

Toes Go In First. ;)

We have a little bench by the front door, and my husband is up to 3 pairs there, which necessitates my kids just throwing theirs in the general direction of the bench :mad:

Are you sure that it is in the center of kitchen and not off to the side!
Maybe you should take a tape measure and find the center of the Kitchen to make sure the center of the kitchen is where you think it is.:headshake .

Husband calls the floor area around my side of the bed DSW for this very reason.

They go by the front door when you come in the house, or the closet that happens to be right next to it. There are leaves everywhere outside right now, and the house does not stay clean at all with little leave bits being tracked everywhere....you don't care until you are the one cleaning this stuff up!

That's what happens with our shelf too. Jim is the male Imelda Marcos and his shoes are friggin huge - thus the basement treatment.

We have a big wicker basket by the front door, and all shoes and slippers in the rotation are supposed to go in there. I boycott this system though because mine always end up on the bottom and I have to dig underneath everyone else's to get mine out. So my big old clodhoppers just just get kicked to the side near the front door. This used to bug my wife, but she has become used to it.

I can never find my slippers, even though I leave them by the front door, because the kids are always using them for cars or boats or something when they play with their playmobil toys.

In theory they go next to the shoe rack by the front door. In practice they end up under the couch, next to the coffee table, next to my side of the bed, occasionally under the bar chairs in the kitchen... until I get tired of myself and gather them up and put them back on the shoe rack.

There used to be some guys who lived in our apartment building who left all of their shoes outside their front door, so that we'd see them every time we walked down the hall. We got a kick out of occasionally adding extra shoes to their pile, and then watching as ours got moved around (someone mistakenly putting them on?)

DSW?

one of huge stores that sells nothing but shoes.

ahhhh..ta :)

Just remember that.....if you think you might try to fill them one day, people. rememmmmmberrrrrrr it.

Filling the shoes, no problem. It's creating the overwhelming amount of BS that might give me a little trouble...

:D

yeah....you think this is easy or something?

I'm sorry, I don't wear keds for men.

I've been better about putting them in the closet lately...for a while there, almost every pair I had would wind up in the living room within a week.

But it won't be. Once you've interfered with it by measuring it, who knows where it'll end up?:D

We have a shoe rack by the door, about four feet long, with two levels. At any given time most household members have 2-4 pairs of shoes on it. This means there are always at least a few pairs on the floor, so we're about to get a second rack.

Just Carol and I ,
she comes in the front door , so hers end up EVERY where ,
i wear work boots covered in who knows what and my uniform can have a layer of ????????
So I come in the back door , next to the laundry and back bathroom , and Yes I have had to sstrip on the back porch and have Carol spray me down with a hose before I come in the house , oh I have a boot shelf by the back door , 2 pairs of boots , steel toes and rain boots.



Its my little way of trying ot help keep the house none Nasty !!

what kind/quantity of shoes would a "male Imelda Marcos" have? Men's shoes are kinda boring, don't you think?

I have 6 pairs of shoes that I wear on a semi-regular basis: one pair of tennis shoes, one pair of soccer sandals and 4 pairs of Crocs.

Visit Europe. Mens' shoes, watches, and clothes are quite a bit less boring.

There are lots of nice men's shoes these days.

Hmm...the dress shoes go in the closet of the master bedroom, in shoe boxes. Off-season everyday shoes go in the bushel basket inside the coat closet. Everything else goes on the enclosed porch in a shoe rack.
I haven't worn shoes inside since I stepped on my kitty's toes with wooden clogs in 1979. :(

Kinda interesting where people keep their shoes. I have a hanging shoe thing over my closet door where the good shoes are supposed to go. My tennies and Birks go in a basket in my bedroom. Again, supposed to.

Do you wear shoes in the house? I don't ever (unless I've spilled something on my kitchen floor or something). I don't wear them because --- why? I rarely even wear clothes in the house. But a lot of people I know, e.g., my daughter & her family, remove them immediately in the entryway, supposedly to keep their floors clean.

Shoes go under the barometer.
Left a bit, a bit more, bit more... that will have to do.

...you know how I know you're gay?

Anne Boleyn was rumoured to have a second rack.

If you mean bright and cheerful, I am guilty as charged.

C'mere sexy...give me a big ol' smooch.

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