Lame newbies lately
 

How lame...
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spex, you are disgusting and malevolent, and I find you to be generally miserable. I have trouble finding humor in what you post...not because it is posted to my detriment....but because it's just not funny. This thread had some potential....good title....I opened it....then....THAT?

It's like you see people around you being funny...and can observe enough to ape them....but when it comes to creating your own humor....or writing something with any originality at all, you fall flat on your face. it's fucking sad. really. you should probably punch yourself in the eye right now. left handed.

Nowit's funny.

Actually I found it funny from the get-go.Though I'd have preferred LJ to keep up the noob persona and pen a long defensive diatribe about how unwelcoming the cellar is...

yeah, kinda like that all caps guy in the betting posts!

Yeah, I think this would have made it even funnier.

Velcome to our domain. :evil3: :rolleyes:


Wait... Is this lumberjim?

no you're drax......don't you dare change your name again.

LJ wouldn't do that with a post of mine. If Flint had done the same thing, LJ would have thought it was funny, and played along. Now he can only resort to lame attempts at insulting me, like jinx told him to.

I haven't seen Flint lately. I think he's been absorbed into other Cellarites, through some sort of sci-fi osmotic process.

'how lame?'

that's funny to you somehow?

please explain it to me ....i must be too toopid.

This isn't about me. Everybody calls Jim LJ. You call yourself LJ. Looks suspicious to me, n00b.

Anyway, how would any n00b know I've been thru a couple of name changes (unless you've been lurking since last month).

I've been lurking in your closet for the last month.

I see what you did there.

God this is painful.

Will someone please enlighten Drax or do I have to do it myself?

Yep. I guess ya mite as well explain it ta dis here Missippi redneck, and edumicate me wit' all yer fancy learnin...Sheila.

LJ is lumberjim. He doesn't want his lumberjim handle to get to 10000 posts (or some other thing I can't figure out).

oh, don't......

Sorry Jimbo. I just had to.

Yeah Jim. See Ali had to tell me cuz I'm just a dumb fuck from the right asscheek of the US. :p

But at least you like cheese...

Has his own version of logic, huh. :p

You've had this perspective ever since I defended myself against the attack from your semen depository, and the subsequent attack from you, her "hero of the stupid". I challenge you to cite where I've been disgusting, malevolent, or generally miserable. Just saying it doesn't make it so, and Cellarites know it. So show me.

On the other hand, talk about the pot calling the kettle black - malevolence would be if you were two-faced, stabbed your (so-called) friend in the back and threw him under the bus.

Did Tink know that V initiated advances? Are you trying to break up their relationship by posting malevolent shit like this? With friends like you, V doesn't need enemies. Maybe he should take ME off of his ingnore list, and put YOU on it.

I can cite where you're disgusting, malevolent, and generally miserable! You just called his wife a semen depository, where I'm from that's not only rude and uncalled for but adequate grounds to kick your ass. Listen, I'm quiet most of the time but let me clue you in on something, Spex, you're a dick. I've watched you post wondering what your problem was wondering if it would in some way reveal itself, but no alas, you're just kind of a dick.

From what I've seen all you seem to do is bitch about how people attack you and all I ever see you doing is attacking people.

I don't know if you get off on throwing your pity parties or what, but sincerely and from the bottom of my heart, fuck you.

Stop whining.

Thank you for the constructive criticism, Mock. You're right - I'm a dick to people who I think have earned that kind of treatment. Maybe you think jinx hasn't earned it - I do. She's made rude and uncalled for posts, that you might think were grounds to kick her ass.

Please be vocal more often, maybe you can give others some developmental feedback, and I won't feel the need to be a dick.

ok, so the jury is still out on whether calling someone (or someone's wife) a semen depository is disgusting, malevolent, or in the least little bit constructive? hmmm, tough call, tough call.:right:

Gladly. Let me tell you a story.

When I was a child, there was a kid in our homeroom named Brock. Brock was a chubby kid with glasses that would constantly whine to the teacher about the way he was treated by the other kids. I felt bad for Brock and I befriended him and promised to stick up for him on the schoolyard the next time he was picked on.

For the first two days, the other kids saw that I was backing him up and nothing was said. I thought to myself, "Hey, I'm doing some good, this kid can drink his milk in peace and I feel great about helping someone out."

The next day, I see him running up to the teacher again about being picked on. Do you know who he was complaining about this time? Me! He said that the only reason that I was helping him on the playground was because I told him if he didn't give me his milk money and let me do it, I would kick his ass.

I got detention and while I was sitting in the hallway writing sentences over and over again, I saw Brock laughing on his way to recess.

The point I'm trying to make here is that crying wolf all the time isn't going to make you any friends. Personally, I don't care who was mean to you but if it's true whining about it and trying to get other people to think you're such a poor guy isn't going to do anything. If it's that bad, just ignore it or stop posting altogether. Stop making excuses and just post things that are worth reading. I'm willing to bet if you ignore whatever real or imagined insults are coming your way and post content, rather than a thinly veiled 'Look what LumberJim said to me today, boo hoo' thread every other day people might take you more seriously. I know that I certainly would.

And whatever happened to Brock? Well, needless to say I was more than happy to join in with kicking his ass at that point. Thirteen years later, we had a wake at school because he was shot by another classmate. It was an awful and brutish waste of a life, unfortunately I have to admit that he probably said the wrong thing to someone and had it coming. Folks like that don't last very long in society at large. Just consider the Cellar a microcosm of real life. Do you really behave like this everywhere else? I hope that you don't and doubt that you really do. Just be considerate, interesting and honest.

And on a final note, there's no justifiable reason to call a woman a semen depository. Have some respect, I don't care what she said. If it was really so bad just be the better person and ignore it.

I must admit, and loathe as I am to wade into this one, 'semen depository' goes way far for me. I'm not easily offended by sexism, I'm not a burn yer bra type (lets face it it wouldn't be much of a bonfire if I did :P) and I hate all that renaming bollox that means headmistresses and headmasters are all headteacher, and that a Chairman or Chairwoman are all now Chairpersons....don't mind being called a twat, a cunt or a bitch and am happy to use those words myself. But 'semen depository' crosses the line into outright misogyny and I am pretty sure that Spexx isn't really that kind of guy. Spexx, don't let your anger, or outrage whether justified or not, turn you into something hateful.

i've had this perspective for longer than that. As ive said before....you used to talk about my cock in uncomfortable and unapproved ways. I told you then it made me uncomfortable the way you did it. Youve creeped me out at least that long ....maybe longer unconsciously. as far as where you've been disgusting ... search limperjizm or whatever...that whole couple days everything you said was nasty. malevolent.....please. ask anyone who's read your posts to me. and generally miserable is evidenced daily.

i said what i felt about the way bigv handled this latest drama....and it doesnt matter that i do consider him a friend or at least 'friendly.'...i wasnt trying to throw him under the bus. he was there already. i was just disapointed about his allowing 'she' to go undefended when it was being discussed. still am.

and mockingbird is right. you are just a dick.

I would just like to offer a not too obvious thread:
"Lame boobies lately".....

:)

spell it bewbies though

namelewbies

Spex, please!
Semen depository indeed.

Even speaking as someone easily irritated I don't think I will ever use that term about another woman.

You have been off my ignore list recently. Tink referenced some nice things you had to say, and so I took a look for myself.

The post I censored and quoted is unconscionable.

Back in the box.

And here's here's another dumb question: Did he register as
LJ cuz he wuz allegedly banned as lumberjim as can't accepted banishment, or is he just being an ass?

You're right, that's a dumb question.

I hate to sound whiney, here, but where was the outrage at this post?

It's a shame that you make those decisions on how I treat others, not how I treat you.

'loopy cunt' is really not in the same league as 'semen depository', Spexx. Seriously.

Really? I thought "cunt" was the WORST thing you could call a female. I considered "cunt", but rejected it as too severe.

I use the word cunt. I have been called a daft cunt before now. It can be a very insulting term of abuse, but it depends on the context. There is no context in which 'semen depository' isn't deeply offensive, and not just to the person on the receiving end of that comment. Made slightly more gross that it was directed at the guy about 'his' woman.

When they start treating me with respect, I will treat them the same way.

Spexx, if you call Jinx a loopy cunt, then you are insulting jinx. You call her a semen depository you insult every woman on this board imo. You may not feel she is deserving of your respect, that's your business. I hope you feel I am worthy of respect and I am asking you not to use terms like that because they are disrespectful to women more generally, and therefore I consider disrespectful to me as well.

Thank you, Captain Obvious. :rolleyes:

It just seems to me that, if lumberjim just wanted to change his username, he'd simply ask UnderToad to do it like I did (remember Datalyss, the name that was apparently too long for everybody), and not register a second account.

Drax: LJ is king of the sock puppet - well known for it around here
For reasons of his own he has decided not to break the seal - weird to me but totally up to him

Rumours are the world will end if he does, I cannot confirm

Shush with your Captain Obvious, if you hadn't asked such a biased quesion in the first place you might not have got such an ambiguous answer.

Whut the frak does that mean?

How was it biased? Please, explain it to this SMF. :rolleyes:

Semen depository is bad but not as bad as being referred to as the "sperm donor".

he's clearly just being an ass. what other possible motivation could there be?

Are you playing the thick troll because it's the only way you get attention? Or are you really that stupid? Answers on the back of a stamped addressed dead fish to Teh Cellar, Teh Interwebs, Zippyt code: buby.

why don't you try not whining then?

let me just say this:




why don't you get off my jock and stop worrying about how i interact with people that are not you and do not belong to you. you cry and bitch about cliques and clubs and being excluded from the cool kids table and all that shit....but it is YOU that's doing it. YOU constantly attempt to defend anyone i have anything negative to say to.....why? to get them to join YOUR club?

or is it that you get ignored all the time because you've got nuthin'? and the only time the attention of the board falls on you is when you're being a revolting dickhead

maybe he doesn't get it. maybe he doesn't realize that jimbo has a number of usernames he posts under. maybe he takes people/handles at face value.

maybe it would seem dim for him not to know those things, along with the fact that yes, jimbo does like to be an ass just for fun sometimes, but such is life.

we can't all be members of mensa can we?

that last post of mine was in response to monster btw. lol

Manners don't require intelligence

Because I don't want to. Why don't you eat shit and die?

Jizzy, YOU'RE the one around here that's the attention whore. You're not a cool kid, and you're not even funny anymore - you're just a grumpy old man, trying to get noticed.

spexxvet

do your self a favor take your right hand and now your left hand, put them straight out in front of you then make a fist in both hands and swing as hard as you can back to your face until it hurts!

then hopefully after you have done this about ten times your mouth will be so swollen up that you cant whine anymore. Yea problem solved.

You can join me when LJ and jinx stab you and Labrat in the back. Talk to you then, Red.

Ahh shut up ya whining whiner !!!!

see what i mean?

Et tu, Zippy?

Spexxvet

Give it a rest

Et tu, this Whiner !!!