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Man Has Sex With Bicycle
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What exactly did he do wrong? He's a consenting adult and the bicycle is... well, a bicycle. It was in his own bedroom! Is it a crime to not hear the knock on the door because you are, cough, too busy? So the cleaners saw him. Would it have still been an offense if his partner had been a human? A sex-doll? Three years registered as a sex offender for this???? the unserious side: :lol: :lol2: * That's not how to pump up the tires! * Take good care of your inner tube. * Back in the saddle again. * No, "handlebar" is one word. |
That's ridiculous. Your jokes, I mean. Just kidding! :lol:
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A bicycle, you say? Hmm...
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If he were any good at all, it would have been a unicycle and he would be spinning plates on sticks and juggling at the same time.
Glatt: get away from your kids' bikes. |
wow, i hear the bicycles are wild.
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That is perverted. They need to just haul this scumbag off to jail where he belongs, so that decent, right-thinking citizens can get back to banging their roller skates.
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Hell, if it was his bicycle I don't see the problem. If he were scewing my bicycle there would be a problem....
Well, I'm trying to picture this and, well my problem is, how do you screw a bicycle? Spokes or seat or what?!? A new way to do maintenance? Ran out of tools? :) |
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Yes, jealousy Zen...I don't have a bike.
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That's sick. I only have sex with heterocycles.
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You're wheely funny! |
guess he didn't have a fat bottomed girl handy . . .
Bicycle bicycle bicycle I want to ride my bicycle bicycle bicycle I want to ride my bicycle I want to ride my bike I want to ride my bicycle I want to ride it where I like |
Maybe it was a tandem bike and his partner was hiding under the bed doping up.
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welcome Icileparadise! :lol: doesn't the tour d' France have enough image problems?! Speaking of France ... is that a French inspired user name? Ici le paradise? |
Welcome to the Cellar, Icileparadise.
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Hey, the guy says he'd had a few too many...can anyone here honestly say that they haven't knocked back one too many voddies and NOT thought about the bicycle? It happens.
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Yes & oui.
Thank you so much for the welcome. Kinda nervous. |
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I know a guy that has a thing for toilet paper rolls?
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Not quite as bad as Goaste, but I saw an image somewhere on the nets of a guy doing a car up the tailpipe. For real. :shudder:
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I feel sorry for the chap actually.
My reading of the situation is that he was unable to live unassisted (having moved from his council house to a hostel). It's likely there was a recognised problem with his ability to make judgements in day to day life anyway. They must have had reasonable suspicion that he was deliberately displaying his act to the cleaners in order to charge him with an offence. However I would have been more comfortable with just a fine and ideally therapy in result. To go onto the sex offenders register is pretty serious, bringing with it all sorts of restrictions generally intended to safeguard children. |
. . . Schwinnnnnnn!
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g!!
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Sex ok... but simulating sex not???
I can only see this being a problem is if he intentionally made the clears see him doing the bike, otherwise I don't think there is a crime. And from what it sounds like he had a very bad lawyer. |
He had the public defender, whose wife is a scooter. Poor man didn't stand a chance. :(
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I heard he asked the bike if she wanted him to stop but she never SPOKE! lol!!!
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Perhaps he overheard talk in the pub that his wife was a bike?
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I wish my bike was so sexy it made me feel like rubbing myself against it. Maybe I'd spend more time excercising. Unfortunately, I view my bike generally as an impliment of torture...although....
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Well, your search lead me to this image:
http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a72...4/arancini.jpg They're Arancini, or balls of risotto (in this case, peas, procioutto and parm) with more cheese, breaded in panko and deep-fried. Strange, where your web meanderings will take you. :haha: |
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Take the seat off. |
My husband worked on a case where there was a guy that was in love with his tractor. He named it Stone, and even sent out pictures of himself & the tractor for Christmas cards.
Turned out to be an autoerotic asphyxia thing, with an emphasis on the "auto". ;) |
Wasn't the crime simulateing sex? Either you are going to have sex with a bicycle or not....it should be a crime just for simulateing it. Like lip-synching. Either you are going to sing or not, simulateing singing without actually doing it should also be a crime and enforced by the law. That's just embarrassing.
If you are going to get the ticket anyway...what's the harm in just doing it? |
like rappers grabbing their crotches in time to music. THAT should be a crime!
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Well, if they were simulateing the crotch grab and not actually doing it, that would be the crime......
Have sex with a bicycle, grab your crotch, or sing, don't just act like it....or pay the piper. |
poor, poor baby. I mean, if grabbing one's crotch through clothes equals sex to you . . .
on second thought -- Nevermind! :D |
What that's not how everyone does it?
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I was wondering if we would be hearing from you on this topic.
Now I'm not. GROAN! |
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:doit::bj2::3some::spank: |
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Hubba-hubba!
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Whatever makes your cock...err..clock tick I guess.
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