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Crimson Ghost 10-31-2007 12:00 AM

Man In N.J. Charged With Having Sex With A Corpse
 
Man in N.J. Charged with Having Sex with a Corpse

TEANECK, N.J. (1010 WINS) -- Police in Teaneck arrested a man for allegedly having sex with a corpse.

Anthony Merino, a 24-year-old lab technician, was arrested Sunday after a security guard saw him having sex with a dead 92-year-old woman in the Holy Name Hospital morgue, police said. The suspect works part time at Holy Name Hospital, holds a full time job at Overlook Hospital and another part time position at Bio Reference Labs in New Jersey.

Merino is charged with desecrating human remains in the second degree. His bail has been set at $400,000.

Merino is also expected to undergo a psychological evaluation and is restricted from working in a health care facility.

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2C:22-1 Disturbing, desecrating human remains; offenses.

1. a. A person commits a crime of the second degree if he:

(1)Unlawfully disturbs, moves or conceals human remains;

(2)Unlawfully desecrates, damages or destroys human remains; or

(3)Commits an act of sexual penetration or sexual contact, as defined in N.J.S.2C:14-1, upon human remains.


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He'll have to register as a sex offender.
The police will have to go door to door in his neighborhood and inform people about him.

The lawsuit from the victims family will be astronomical.

Holy Name is only 10 minutes from my house.

What, in his life, brought him to this?
What thought in his head was "I'm gonna go fuck a corpse"?

Halloween and New Jersey.
Perfect Together.

ZenGum 10-31-2007 12:09 AM

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Originally Posted by Crimson Ghost (Post 401928)
What, in his life, brought him to this?
What thought in his head was "I'm gonna go fuck a corpse"?

It was Halloween! Maybe he thought it was just a really good costume.

(note, a 92 year old person's corpse. Just that tiny extra bit of weirdness on top of everything else. eeeiiiuwwwww).

Crimson Ghost 10-31-2007 12:15 AM

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Aliantha 10-31-2007 01:22 AM

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He'll have to register as a sex offender.
Well at least you don't have to worry about him moving in next door unless you're dead.

lookout123 10-31-2007 09:12 AM

i had a friend who owned a mortuary for many years. he said it was really really hard to find competent employees who didn't screw the corpses. when he got drunk the stories he would tell of what he catch on his security cams... ewwww.

jester 10-31-2007 09:17 AM

that is just so wrong, on so many levels:headshake

Shawnee123 10-31-2007 09:17 AM

Should it be "having sex to a corpse", as the corpse had no real say in the matter?

Excuse me while I throw up.

Bullitt 10-31-2007 09:29 AM

Holy fucking gross Batman

Sheldonrs 10-31-2007 10:00 AM

Was she at least still warm?!!!

Sheldonrs 10-31-2007 10:03 AM

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Originally Posted by Crimson Ghost (Post 401928)
Holy Name is only 10 minutes from my house.

Where in NJ are you? I'm from Clifton. My family is still there. I visit usually once a year.

lumberjim 10-31-2007 10:48 AM

no one is picking up on the fact that ...not only was it a dead body...it was a 92 year old dead body.

i mean ...if your gonna fuck a corpse....wouldnt you go for a young one?

it sounds like a college hazing stunt. or some kind of a dare.

or.....hey...when was the last time spexx posted....he's from joisey.

Happy Monkey 10-31-2007 03:18 PM

Chances are that young corpses died of injury or disease.

lookout123 10-31-2007 03:29 PM

yeah, that would be all kinds of effed up, having sex with a corpse that died of injury or disease...

Cloud 10-31-2007 03:31 PM

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Originally Posted by lookout123 (Post 401987)
i had a friend who owned a mortuary for many years. he said it was really really hard to find competent employees who didn't screw the corpses. when he got drunk the stories he would tell of what he catch on his security cams... ewwww.


Well oooookay. That's news to me!

Shawnee123 10-31-2007 03:33 PM

Six Inches Under

Happy Monkey 10-31-2007 03:35 PM

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Originally Posted by lookout123 (Post 402132)
yeah, that would be all kinds of effed up, having sex with a corpse that died of injury or disease...

I'm just thinking of aesthetics- old and shriveled vs crushed or pustulous.

Not being attracted to either, I can only speculate...

Cloud 10-31-2007 03:35 PM

The grave. Cold and shallow. Especially at only six inches.

DanaC 10-31-2007 03:41 PM

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Six Inches Under
lol Very funny.

Sheldonrs 10-31-2007 04:45 PM

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Originally Posted by Shawnee123 (Post 402136)
Six Inches Under

Maybe that's the reason! He was trying to bury her, one BONE at a time!

Crimson Ghost 10-31-2007 05:07 PM

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Originally Posted by Sheldonrs (Post 402008)
Where in NJ are you? I'm from Clifton. My family is still there. I visit usually once a year.

Bogota.

Crimson Ghost 10-31-2007 05:18 PM

TSOL LYRICS

"Code Blue"

I never got along with the girls at my school
Filling me up with all their morals and their rules
They'd pile all their problems on my head
I'd rather go out and fuck the dead
'Cause I can do what I want and they won't complain
I wanna fuck I wanna fuck the dead
Middle of the night so silently
I creep on over to the mortuary
Lift up the casket and fiddle with the dead
Their cold blue flesh makes me turn red
'Cause I can do what I want and they won't complain
I wanna fuck I wanna fuck the dead
And I don't even care how she died...
But I like it better if she smells of formaldehyde!
Never on the rag or say leave me alone
They don't scream and they don't moan
Don't even cry if I shoot in their hair
Lying on the table she smiles and she stares

toranokaze 11-13-2007 07:55 PM

Cold Etheal anyone?

HungLikeJesus 11-13-2007 08:03 PM

Cold Ethel is cool in bed
She ought to be, Ethel's dead

Crimson Ghost 11-13-2007 11:50 PM

Yup.

Ethel's cool.

If you were married to Fred Mertz, you'd be too.


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