Help name my band
 

I'm in an oldies/ classic rock band. I'm a younger blonde on lead guitar. The two guys in my band are in their 50s-60s- 1 drummer and 1 rhythm guitar/ vocals and we are currently missing a bass player.

So please help me think of a good name for us! And before anyone suggests it, "Soulspit" might work for a heavier band, but is probably not fitting in our situation. So then what?

is this stacey or arsen asking?

anyway....name the band "Free Beer"

It's stacey- Arsen would never post here! (again).
Free beer is good!! Nice one.

Oh, I forgot about Arsen's blonde stage :lol: That didn't last. For the record he's a brunette now.

"That's what She said"

"The Piles"

"Dirty Bomb"

"Extra Medium"

"Johnnie and the Walkers"

With stupid

Spank the monkey

Dirty Blonde

Plank

Tongue n Groove

Keep the Change
Insider Trading
Readers' Wives
Stacey and the Coffindodgers

the bald eagles

disneyfist

fossil rockers

shitfish

the brittle boners

Arsen and the Anal Beads hmmm... maybe not :)
I like coffin dodgers. Free beer has riot potential.
Chronology
Stacey and the Chronograph
Subjective Age


I hope you guy kick butt Stacey, good luck!

Limp Pickles?

I like names that can have multiple meanings:

Time Flies
Giant Waves Down Chimney
Duck Mushrooms
Forward Backup

or catchy sounds:
Sphagnum
Gunslut
Slapdash

Phobic North

Whale Penis.

The Bitter Waitresses

"Naugahide"

Touch It

Stacey and the Coffindodgers:eek:
Brittle Bones:eek:

Okay, maybe it would help if I gave you a few suggestions that the drummer/ guy in charge came up with:

Charisma
Classic Touch

Nice, clean, respectable names, see?;)

Unfortunately, the Generation Gap is taken. How about you call yourself Jen and name the band Jen X and the Baby Boomers.

Ha! Very clever. But does the name have to make these poor guys feel old?
Being the sweet, sensitive, caring person that I am I wouldn't want to insult them ;)

I guess that means Stacy & The Elders, is out.

So is Old Farts and the Second Wind:rolleyes:

Or we could steal from "Wild Wild West" and name them Old Farts and a Breath of Fresh Ass.

We're Not Looking At Her Butt

It Has To Be Panties

They sound like condom names!

How about Ribbed For Her Pleasure?

Granite

(Proper Name) And The Cruisers. "George Thorogood And The Destroyers" being already taken.

The Pissing Calvins would only be for punk.

Naugahyde Windpipe

Oedipus Rex and the Mamas Boys

The Wyld Stallions

The Lone Rangers

My Johnson Is 12 Inches Long

The Bensonhoist Lesbian Choir

Everybody Gets Laid

We're All Bald (In Our Own Special Way)

Trust me, they already are, irrespective of what name you choose. ("Stacey and the Father Figures" just fell out of my brain. I apologize.)

I liked Ducks's Dirty Blonde.


I was going to come up with my own....but....
That definitely gets my vote. That works on so many levels.....cool.

:cool:

Dust Farters

Urolagnia

Chocolate Catcher's Mitt

Pull My Finger

The Nipple Rings

Fish Plus Four

The Woodies

Recorded Before You Were Born

Misery Whip

See IotD, October 27, Bloody Saw Scarf.

Pine Inch Nenis
Hot Flash
The Peculiar and the Profane
Wish Sandwich
Strap-ons for Dummies
The Big O
Squeezebox

Rubber Biscuit
King Bee
Red Rum
Wish You Were Here
Sooky Sooky Now
Holmes
Rock Band

Slow Children
Redrum
Monkeys of Chaos
Four Steps
The Sewer Pipe Gang

I am Jack's Oldies Band
Giddyup!
The Nosehairs
Armenian Genocide
Dick and the Cheeseballs
Dickfor

Age Before Beauty

Nickel

'The Massive Racists'. I dare you.

I was going to seriously suggest 'Mariana Trench', but apparently it's taken. :sniff:

Sugar n Old Spice ;)

or S n S

Sugar n Spice

Honk

Heinrich Himmler Lives In My Underwear Drawer
Decadent Aggression
Morphine Drip
10 Pounds Of Swingin' Meat
Chokeslam
Irish Whip
Jello Shot
Zyklon B
Giftgas
Mr. Socko

Stacy and the Piorets
Stacy and the Proctology Patients
Stacy and the Dudes !!
Stacy and the DADS
or where a little school girl outfit and be Little Stacy and the Dirty Dads !!

Projecting much, zip? :angel:

(I'm not saying it wouldn't be a popular & successful band name, mind you.)

Godspank
Joeys and the Pussycat
Detente
Bozobus
Tired of Our Dayjobs
Rated PG
Born to be Mild
Handbasket to Hell
Whiskey, Guns and Jesus

Sugar n' Old Spice:biglaugha

Thanks everyone- there are a ton of great ideas here. I'm going to write them all down and let the guys decide. Well, I might leave out some of the old man jokes...but Sugar n Old Spice, Oh man, that is classic. :p

just heard this on a promo for US Marshals:

Finger Lickin' Justice

Quartz

The Underwear Gnomes?

Johnny Kleenex and the Post Nasal Drips
Blarg!
Pimp My Guitar
Spazchow

Murph and the Magictones

You can wear red velvet tuxedos.
Ray's Music Exchange in Calumet City has some lovely red shag covered equipment...

Or Godskank. (Meaning no offense, Stacey.)

Cloth Jacket Fonzies

From The Opie & Anthony show this morning:

Homosexual Necrophilia

"I am not a homosexual necrophile" said Tom, in dead earnest.

(may be funnier if you say it.)

Jim Norton's Test Results
Spiderspaz
I'm Not Superlady
Voyeurbus
Waddle Doodle
Linger Longer

Weeell how about the Mormons. They were hyper in the 50 & 60's and it bodes of Marilyn Monroe. + you get instant noteriety = recognition. Ta da.

Raise the Belgrano
Jostling for Position
Five Finger Discounts
Treading Gingerly
The Jubilee Lines

The Merkins!