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Undertoad

10-24-2007 03:18 PM

October 24, 2007: Bison statue is attacked

http://cellar.org/2007/bison1.jpg

Apparently these images were accompanied by the following report. (Hat tip to xoB.)

Quote:

There was some damage to the statue of the American Bison in front of the house in Big Sky. There was an attempt to prevent the damage. Throwing stones at, and hitting, the attacker. The attacker could not be dissuaded, and kept up his assault for eight hours. The incident even caused a traffic situation in front of the house.

The damage consisted of:
1) The loss of about two inches from the left horn. The broken piece
is on the work bench in the garage.
2) Hoof scratches on the side of the Bison.
3) Some chips in the right rear hoof.
4) Blood stains behind the Bison.

The statue was also moved eight inches forward. There was an attempt to center the statue on the pedestal, but to no avail.

http://cellar.org/2007/bison2.jpg

http://cellar.org/2007/bison3.jpg

http://cellar.org/2007/bison4.jpg

LabRat

10-24-2007 03:24 PM

Those pics are worth more than 4000 words, I tells ya!! :lol:

Sundae

10-24-2007 03:24 PM

Attack? It looks consensual to me - that bison is begging for it.

monster

10-24-2007 03:25 PM

Eight hours??!!!! Does the moose give lessons?

ViennaWaits

10-24-2007 03:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Undertoad (Post 399110)

The attacker could not be dissuaded, and kept up his assault for eight hours.

Ya'll wonder why we fake it. :p

Spexxvet

10-24-2007 05:43 PM

Who was googling horny moose?

Sheldonrs

10-24-2007 05:52 PM

I believe this is called Bullwinkling.

Cloud

10-24-2007 05:52 PM

8 hours without a hole. Now that's truly pathetic.

Nikolai

10-24-2007 06:13 PM

Quote:

1) The loss of about two inches from the left horn.

Well after 8 hours i think the moose might of lost some of his horn too, and doesnt sex in the animal kingdom normal last a matter of seconds maybe minutes?

xoxoxoBruce

10-24-2007 06:17 PM

I am not an animal.

bullwinkle

10-24-2007 06:39 PM

wow this guy kinda reminds me of my last boyfriend

DanaC

10-24-2007 07:05 PM

Quote:

) Blood stains behind the Bison.

Awww. Poor little critter hurt himself. Must have been very confusing.

lumberjim

10-24-2007 09:10 PM

how do you get blood from a stone? hump it for 8 hours!

Cloud

10-24-2007 09:18 PM

I think that's a boy bison, anyway. No wonder there was blood.

no lube.

DucksNuts

10-24-2007 10:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by lumberjim (Post 399227)

how do you get blood from a stone? hump it for 8 hours!

Buahahahaha.

You can imagine him telling all his little Moose buddies.

Elspode

10-24-2007 10:07 PM

This moose is clearly severely handicapped. Blind, for starters, greatly reduced sensation of the penis, and *no fucking sense of smell*...note that, in the first pic, he's sniffing the metallic bison's hindquarters.

Wishful smelling, if you ask me.

Clodfobble

10-24-2007 10:50 PM

But you can bet it smells like something now...

jinx	10-25-2007 12:07 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Elspode (Post 399258)

Ok, so what's going on here?

Sarasvati48

10-25-2007 11:19 AM

LOL! I saw a show about those Real Dolls! Creeped me the heck out! But, a rutting male moose will mount anything, even you. That is why they are so dangerous during mating season. And yes, they are relentless and determined until the urge passes.

thealphajerk

10-25-2007 12:23 PM

maybe he thought it was chocolate mousse....

:headshake

Cicero

10-25-2007 01:46 PM

So jinx's question still stands...!!!

:)

DucksNuts

10-25-2007 07:48 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sarasvati48 (Post 399399)

Sounds like my old boyfriend.

Oh....an aussie guy married his real doll, and his other real dolls were the guests...weirdo!

xoxoxoBruce

10-25-2007 09:52 PM

Quote:

Did you ever have to make up your mind
Pick up on one and leave the other behind
It's not often easy and not often kind
Did you ever have to make up your mind

Elspode

10-25-2007 10:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by jinx (Post 399305)

Ok, so what's going on here?

Extreme pathos?

chrisinhouston

10-26-2007 01:53 PM

1 Attachment(s)

Sorry but the rest are censored! :eek: :eek: :eek:

ZenGum

10-28-2007 07:49 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by thealphajerk (Post 399421)

maybe he thought it was chocolate mousse....

:headshake

Please see the "You sound like a horny moose" thread in Home Base.
Contributions are still needed.

hunnybunch

10-28-2007 02:38 PM

OK, who gave the moose ED meds? Obvious side effects - Priapism and difficulty seeing.

xoxoxoBruce

10-28-2007 09:13 PM

Welcome to the Cellar, hunnybunch.:D

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