Theme music for your genitalia
 

Ok folks, time for you to choose the soundtrack for your wobbly bits. They appear on the movie screen ... what's playing?

I don't need a soundtrack. Mine jingle!

Theme tune to Little House on the Prairie
Because it's set back in the era when mine were last used

Definitely:

They Paved Paradise and Put Up a Parking Lot
:rolleyes:

"Non, Je Ne Regrette Rien" (I regret nothing) by Edith Piaf.

that's freakin hilarious :biglaugha

How 'bout:

Dark Side of the Moon

Spaghetti Western Ghost Town music.

Something is bound to happen any minute that no one understands, and it could be dangerous....just about the time the tumbleweeds get hit by a strong gust of wind and there still isn't anything going on.

lol...I see the people peeking out from behind your, er "curtains."

Imperial March from Star Wars. definitely.

Then you can hear it too! Awesome!!! I was wondering if I got that description right....

lol!!!

:D

perfectamundo!

Wasn't that actually called ... Big Yellow Taxi ? :lol:

My Yellow Submarine is out looking for some nice Strawberry Fields...Forever

Very nice to see you!:)

They ran "Little House on the Prairie" in the UK?? My apologies.

I don't know what my theme music would be. But I believe I know who would perform it.

Ooh got one - Psycho music - "the shower scene"

Awww man, you're right. But the song they will "hear" still works! :)

ooh ooh:

Theme from Goldfinger. Bonus points for Pussy Galore.

I thought the Taxi reference was funny too...

On and on it seems to go,
you don't know what you've got 'til it's gone
they paved paradise and put up a parking lot...

"Peter" "Gun" Theme

Ok I know it's two Ns for Gunn. But it's less suggestive that way.

I want the Triumphal March from Aida (Verdi)...
... but I'd probably get March of the Dwarves (Greig)

Better than Flight of the Bumblebee (Rimsky-Korsakov)

Ahh, Mancini! Tres excellent!

The Good, the Bad, the Ugly.

I'm just surprised I had an answer for this question in the first place...and so quickly?!? With great detail.....

Who started this thread....I'm more screwed up than they are...
:)

You're ALWAYS trying to one-up me, aren't you? :p

Oh. My. God.......

Well if I'm not as surprised as you are..holy crap.

:)

hmmm....something by the jerkz boyz........

On the skin flute, or the male organ?

I'm guessing that the music's only good for 3 to 6 days a month?

ack!

The Trogg's hit song: "Wild Thing"

For a guy:

The King of Wishful Thinking

Gentlemen:
The Wanderer
Beat it
Bad to the bone

Ladies:
Stairway to Heaven
Eat it


Hermaphrodites:
I'm a little tea-pot (short and stout ... here is my handle, here is my spout)

how 'bout -

Lips of an Angel

Iron Man (Black Sabbath)

(One-eyed, One-horned Flying) Purple People Eater

down in a hole by alice in chains

serious depressing song i know but the title is perfect
:3eye:

The Minute Waltz (performed in double time)
sighhh...oh well

haha!

from little things big things grow by paul kelly!!

:eyebrow:

Dick Dale's Miserilou from Pulp Fiction.

It's just so right.

Hmmm...let me remember that song.....do I have this right?

Down in a hole...
Losing control......
Feeling so small......?
:D

hey ummm...(I wouldn't share that with everyone next time)
lol!

damn, didn't think you'd go that in depth...

"my wangs have been so denied"

ok, that was stupid.. i got nothing

:3eye:

Nessun Dorma, sung by Pavarotti

everybody wang chung tonight?

And after a hard days work in the hot sun it might be:

Funky Town

Rock me baby

Or if you get tiger balm on your scrote it'd be:

Great Balls of Fire

I'm between:

The Heat Is On - Glenn Frey :)

and:

All My Rowdy Friends (have Settled Down) - Hank Williams, Jr. :sniff:

:D

Take Chumbawamba, and edit:

I get knocked up! But I get down again!...

this one could either be here or in the masturbation & sick day thread

U & Ur Hand (tonight) - pink

"The Safety Dance"..... Wayne Chung.....

'Gigantic' by Pixies. :cool:

Or you cold go with "Bone Machine"...same album........
;)

Danger! High Voltage - Electric Six

Cock o' the North. On the bagpipes.

Ahh, but better if you can play it on the bagspipe.