do you name your cars?
 

what kind of car, the name? or do you not?

it only counts if you actually refer to it by its name, btw.....some people will 'say' they name their car...but.....they make up a new name every time the topic comes up. don't be that guy.

You used to make polls with my name in them...you BASTARD! :::runs away weeping:::

I've named my last 4 cars:

'88 Caprice: Lolita
'95 Metro: Putt-putt
'94 Escort: Mónica
'03 Malibu: Malibu Barbie

April's current car ('01 RAV4) is L2: It is the second Laverne (after a stray cat her sister took in earlier this year) and the second Lesbianmobile she has had (after I totaled her 2000 RAV4).

Sorry...he loves me now...NOT YOU!

syc is in chat....youre not

My car's name is the dumb mnemonic I made up to remember the license plate.

wait . . . RAV4s are lesbianmobiles?

I named one, once, after a joke. I had a red Renault 5 -very popular car, very popular colour, very well known ad campaign "What's your's called?".

Joke: Clitoris. Because it's red, and every cunt's got one.

But Clit was the only car ever to get a name. And I usually used the pet form "cunt" when it played me up. :D

Ummm...duh!

To be fair, I might be buying a new one in the spring. I like them, and I like the fact that they're not huge, but sit up higher.

I name all my cars "Start you bastard". It's what I say to them most often.

A friend had a Honda named Fenry.

I said I didn't, but the ex used to do it and so I was forced to name the old GTI. "Geddy".

I now find that leasing reduces the instinct to lovingly mate with the vehicle, and now consider the thing basic transportation, more of an appliance than my personal ride.

If I'm able to lease a 350Z from James, maybe then I'll have that loving feeling, but with the roads around here all clogged up and the cops closely watching, I kind of feel like speeding around is a luxury I no longer have.

you don't want to lease a Z. I'll sell you a used one though.

There ya go. My dream setup I think, would be to have both a Z and a truck. That way one can really get things done. But to buy AND insure both... nahh. We will talk once I refi the house and J moves in. Then I will have some money again.

I love cars but I've never given any of mine names - and they're always 'it', never 'he' or 'she'.

I can't believe I'm the only one to name all my cars. C'mon, fess up people! :D

I cant believe only 2 people think Sycamore likes it in the dupa

were you one of them ducksy?

My car is called "Bondaru". It's a hybrid, sort of: part Subaru and part Bondo.

That's what happens when Jim gets drunk and fantasizes.

names
 

White pickup - Ivory
Black Camry - Ebony
Red Pickup - Sweetheart (got it on valentine's day)
Blue Honda Fit - Unamed as yet, got a suggestion?

I had a psycho 67 chevy C-10 long-bed. It was orange.
We called it tha' Juice.

I had a 93 Tercel I called Fritz, because it would make deep guttural noises and fuck up all the time.

Uhuh.

Does Jimmy *want* you?

He wouldn't be the first. ;)

Hey, I had a '76 blue Chevy Cheyenne that we called the blue mullet.

Good times.

The called a car Fit?
Can't wait until the bring out the Seizure.

welcome, btw.

I think Psycho would work well as a name

The "Fit" isn't so bad.
OK how about worst car names:

Daihatsu Naked (which looks like a toy model Hummer)
Nissan Cedric
Mitsubishi Starion (I've heard repeatedly, and half-believe, that it was supposed to be stallion but they screwed up the spelling because of their accent. As in, they have the Colt, and went for the sporty version. Hard to believe though, despite all the mangled Engrish I have seen, you'd think a major company would have the resources to check.

i absolutely HATED 'Liberty' when Jeep named the KJ. it grew on me i guess. at the time i thought it sounded like a buick.

I drive a Nissan Xterra named Bertha. She has a chrome chihuahua logo on the back and a bumper sticker that says "My chihuahua is smarter than your honor student"

...I like to stop in and check out what's going on at the Cellar about every 6 months or so. Hi everyone!:)

hey there! how's yer (w)hole?.....family?


that works so much better in person.

We're still here. Why don't you stay a little longer than two posts?

Hey, how's Arsen? How's his soul?

LJ, my hole is fine and so is my family, thanks for asking:thumb:
And now for the long answer:
Arsen and I just celebrated our fourth wedding anniversary in September and two years of quitting smoking this month.
Our "kids" are tearing up the show ring. I just got back from a trip to Chicago- 16 hours on the road to bring my chihuahuas to the Chihuahua Club of America's national specialty. 300+ chihuahuas! And just as many wacky owners. It was FUN!
My hair has finally grown back to where it was 2 years ago before it all popped out. I bleached it platinum blonde and I feel young again! (Okay, I'm only 31 but still...)

Glatt, here is like my fifth post. Is that better? :)

Arsen's soul has finally healed. He'll be proud to know that he made it into the Cellar Quotationary!

Yes. That's better. Excellent post!

Are you guys still in Rhode Island? It was Rhode Island, right? Where you got those whale penis pictures UT used in the IotD? How are the neighbors? Weren't you the one having problems with the downstairs neighbors?

Congratulations on quitting smoking for so long, and the anniversary too.

i just want to know if you've cleaned the stove yet.

Wasn't it an upstairs neighbor with a wooden shoe and a peg leg?

89 toyota -the fuuk mobile
94 ranger - my little red monster

As a side note the fuuk mobile got its name because the word fuuker was keyed into the side of it

Wow, I am seriously impressed, you guys must be really smart or something to remember this stuff...I can't find a geek smiley:mad2:

LJ, we got a new oven from the landlord! And the great part is that it has a black top so even if I don't clean it, it doesn't look dirty;)

That Ghetto ho that lived upstairs moved out!!! YAY!!! :D Yeah, she was the one who wore clogs on the hardwoods. Then her and her boyfriend went through a stage where they had really loud, obnoxious sex all the time. then they started having real obnoxious fights all the time.
And it actually got even worse before she moved. Her boyfriend was an aspiring rapper...okay, fine. I like all kinds of music at the right time and place. but NOT all friggin day...and the same beat over and over...Then rewind...Then practice the lyrics without the music, lather, rinse, repeat. I swear to God, all they did was Fuck, fight and rap...Fuck, fight and rap.

But I realized that I could be more annoying:condom:
I got a drum set and beat the living HELL out of those drums every time I knew he was home and especially when he started playing music. I also found a CD online to irritate annoying neighbors. It played drills, babies crying, etc etc.
One night they actually even called the police on me, but I had stopped playing by the time the police got here and it was dead quiet, mwa ha ha ha. I don't know if there was a connection or not, but they moved out within 2 months of me getting the drum set.

Sometimes I love myself.

And yes, I am in RI, home of the whale penis! Hmmm...I can't find a whale penis icon either:headshake

home of the whale penis?

i have had 3 Peugeot's

-84 505- Hitchcock
-87 505- sir Cosby the 3rd Esq.
-68 404- Lucille (current beast)

does this make me a bad person?
haha

Hi Alpha
To understand the whale penis obsession in the Cellar, browse the archives of the Image of the Day.
It keeps on coming up ... so to speak.

sweet! nothing like a good penis obsession...
i know this is the wrong thread for it but let me join in:

http://i116.photobucket.com/albums/o...hale-penis.jpg

Bewdy mate!

I'm still a n00b here myself, but I reckon you have just found yourself a seat in the cellar with that pic.

What an interesting job that person has! (and what exactly is he doing, and why, for that matter?)

"Hi honey, I'm home"
"Hello dear (kiss) How was your day?"
"Oh pretty busy, I had three whales to jerk off and one of them was completely frigid..."

haha damn..

maybe this guy here is cleaning it like i'm told they have to do with horses, but then again maybe he's just jealous

and hey, if it's pictures you want i'm completely jam packed with them..
i mean my collection is scarily large.. whale penis' and all.
that's why i came here, sick of all the emo's on myspace whining about how their toast is too cold and what not

p.s. cheers for the bewdy.. i love the aussie stereotype, i wish i was more of a bogan

Don't be fooled, my boganism is mostly faked.
:o

Undertoad is getting tired of doing the IotDs every day, so if you do have any particularly good ones to share, write up an explanation and send them to him.

really? i have millions..
how do i do that

damn that sounds ignorant

get your damn inner bogan out man

Not sure, I've not got off my arse to do it yet. I've got some pics of a (another) giant penis festival to send in.
Check the "I'm tired of doing IotD" thread in cellar meta.

Inner bogan ... : Plays ACDC, looks for black jeans and dope-leaf ear-ring:
Want a bogan tip? No bogan drives a Peugeot. Ever. Not even on a ram-raid.

email them to him at undertoad at cellar dot org

or just give him your IP address, & network password, and he'll get them himself.

But don't confuse the Image of the Day forum with the WTF thread though. If it's a WTF type image, with no story behind it, post it there. But if you have impressive pictures and the back story behind them, e-mail them to Undertoad.

It's not that I'm dissing your material, it's just that if you have "millions" then they can't all be what UT seeks for IotD. The story behind the image is important.

cheers man.

of course their not all iotd worthy, just saying i have alot, so there must be a few he'd like
:3eye:

yes that would be the iotd picture that started it. Google whale penis and then click on the #1 hit........

ha!
nice, had heaps whale penis pictures since i gather?

I love the way we have gone from "Do you name your cars?" to "Giant Whale Penis" so smoothly. Bravo cellar. :lol:

My old yellow CRX: Chiquita

My even older Nissan Pathfinder: Chataqua

well i guess everything boils down to whale penis in the end

mmmmm...boiled whale penis. :yum:

what do you think that would taste like?

tastes like chicken