Pony Play
 

Okay, so this one of those sex things I sincerely don't "get." Not just that it doesn't turn me on, it just seems weird to me (along with the "smooshing" thing [i.e., food] but that's another story.)

But yesterday, on the tv show Bones (which I love), they had an ep centered around a group of pony players. Anybody see this?

It was pretty interesting, because they put forth a lot of facts I'd never realized, such as -- it dates back to Greece, and gave lots of historical references and antecedents. It actually started to make a kind of sense to me.

Would you ever consider being a pony or rider?

I don't understand what pony play is. Is it where one person rides around on the others back?

Isn't that what you do with your kids?

I haven't looked it up. I am sure there will be some very interesting sites pop up.

It's a dom/sub variation, with one person pretending to be a horse, usually wearing a mask, bit, and harness, and the other person being the "rider."

(Thank you, HBO!)

Nope. That does not appeal to me.

oh nice. so it's a childhood game turned into something nasty.

You forgot about the feather duster shoved in the ass to give the pony a "tail".

Details, details.

You liar!!

If I wanted to ride you around the bedroom....you'd so be in it.

Does anyone else have this funny little visual of jinx riding LJ around with a feather duster up his arse???

Buahahahahahahahaha

no. they dont.

It is pretty much a guarantee that any sexual activity whose name involves the word "play" is only going to make me laugh.

assplay?

Yeah, that'll make me laugh.

Possibly followed by, "Oh, you were serious? Pssh. Who are you and what have you done with my real husband?"

I like a little ballplay. That's what I call it (not out loud).

Is that like a bit of a tongue roll....or...something else?

ok, now that you said it i do Ducks, and it's making me giggle at my computer. Specially since the feathers are pink.

Now add a high-stepping, horsey trot....

Bwahahahahahahaha....I may have peed a little at the thought of LJ doing a high stepping pony trot.

Clod, foreplay is no laughing matter! For shame.

I know! It wasn't until I was telling Mr. Clod about this thread later last night when he pointed out "foreplay." Then he laughed and pointed at me.

Pegging means you are homosexual: Ok everyone, Go!!
:)

Aren't the ponies usually nubile young ladies?
It's a fairly light form of bondage and submission, to harness a beautiful girl with leather, comb out her long hair and get her trotting round the room with perky breasts bobbing...

I first heard/ saw it in Secretary. About the only time spanking has ever turned me on was when James Spader was administering it. I nearly slid off my chair.

Ride me? Sure. Stick a feather duster in my ass? No.

you mean pony play like thus?

Warning, not safe for work or school.

I can't remember just now how to post the video.

Damn, love those boots!

people are SO fucked up.

That is hilarious. Just how does that turn someone on?

Ya know....Ducks did say something about getting on the fucking horse. I wonder if this is what she meant...

farking weirdos. lol

Those boots are awesome, they dont look too hard to get about in either.

I dont think yellow is LJ's colour though.....?

Do you remember Madonna's confession concert that played on HBO a while back? She had a whole number a la pony play.

I quite get the dress up thing; and the power play thing; I just don't quite get the horse thing.

you should as the british royal family. Charlie is right into it...apparently? lol

One website (I forget which one) was selling pony-play items.
One of the items was a tail mounted on a double vibrator, for vaginal and anal stimulation.
These vibrators were 8" long and about 2" across.
"Guarantied not to accidentally fall out, no matter how hard the pony is ridden."

I just don't get any fetishism.
I mean I can understand being turned on by something that is not by its own nature sexual. But only for foreplay. If something turns me on I want it to end with a good hard shag, not replace it altogether!

What!? No link! :D

What's especially funny for me about that video is, I have done almost exactly that, in the role of the woman in black.

See, in college I directed a performance of Equus ("telling the story of a psychiatrist who attempts to treat a young man who has a pathological sexual fascination with horses.") There are six actors playing horses in the show, and we had many sessions where I worked with them on the proper way to walk and bob the head so as best to indicate a horse without looking comical. They were wearing these crazy metaphorical horse heads made of welded metal, however, not yellow pleather.

Makes me re-evaluate the enjoyment I got from watching the Galloping Gourmet when I was a kid.