Tryouts!
 

Tryouts for the AAA (Asian American Association) Fashion show Dance Scene are tonight! Ahhhh! So nervous! Dancing to NaNaNa by Lloyd and Teary Eyed by Missy Elliot! Ahh nervous wreck!
That is all. :fingerx:

Good luck:)

Seconded

Hey you! Didn't realise you was ere!

Third Person thinks you have a lot of nerve being a gay racist.

thanks and welcome back SG it's been quite a while!

and how did it go?

Ooh! Did anybody get served? I hear that can happen at these sorts of things.

that's " therved "

:lol:See, that's another English word that starts with "th" as in thread.

I made the fashion show dance team! Awesome! 23 others made it out of roughly, I wanna guess 60? Yep. That is all. And no one got "served". It was a tryout, there was no battling.

that's actually very cool.

in a napoleon dynamite kind of way.


isn't it cool to be accepted....to make the cut? proud of ya, chuck.

what kind of dancing will you be doing? do you get to wear costumes and shit?

oh...and this is proof that you're an above average dancer....mathmatically speaking.

Congrats, fresh. Do you have a video for us??

I'll post a video of my tryout portion maybe soon, and here's a youtube video of last year's fashion show dance scene.




Added in my video.

nice work

You have a great deal of enthusiasm, but insufficient blackness. I could have not done anything like that. I applaud your skill.

Were I doing such a thing for an Asian dance competition, I would think that performing a traditional dance from your family's home country to the same music would have added an interesting flair.

Oh, and I would have made the bed.

Thanks, but that would have to incorporate some sort of hip hop dancing accompanying the traditional dance. Traditional dancing and contemporary music? Not always a great mesh.

Dude, it won't be great until *you* make it great. Pop Culture trends don't fucking start themselves, you know.

'Chuck' is used like that quite a bit in the North of England. I use it a lot when I'm talking to someone.

it's also short for Charlie. I try to make vague racial slurs to FNC whenever I can.

Ahhh....I knew it was also short for Charlie, but I hadn't made the connection.

I'm not Vietnamese fatass. Eat a dick and die slow. But you won't get that reference, you're too into cocks.

Yeah, and my ass isn't really all that fat. it's mah bellie.

you plick!

I don't get it.

i think it's like dick sucker's cramps....

it's bad if you get it.

I don't get it

Come on you old piece of racist shit. It is from an Akon song! Get with it.

That's because you keep up your training.

I'm not getting it, does that count?

That made me spontaneously expel fluid from my nose.

Apparently, fresh is the only one that really got it.

Ah, youth and pop culture. Sorry, it's not wrong is it to be caught up in my own times?

Not at all, you're supposed to be. Bonus points for realizing "it's your own times". A lot of people go through life thinking their own times is everyone's, (preceding and following), own times.

Akon is the worst. My god, it's such total crap that if you crapped out the biggest crap you could, and then ate that crap with refried beans, the crap you would crap out 24 hours later would not be crappier than Akon.

That's what Grandpa said about Elvis.

you asked for it

I'm not questioning your call, just defending the right of each generation to make their own mistakes.

The dude who made that video gave a "shout out" to his mom. How sweet.

But...you made a comparison to Elvis (a good artist) seemingly implying that the criticism, or critic, was in error.

cocknessfreshass loves the cock

That is the bestest thing you have EVER written, or typed...or whatever.

And so true.

I think Grandpa was in error also, but we would never convince him of that. Sometimes different is mistaken for better, but it's up to each generation to decide what they like in their "own times". Guess that's why every generation claims, you don't like it because you're too old.

The difference in this case is that I've listened to and liked some modern pop and hip-hop and whatnot, so I refuse this too-old title and judge Akon simply because he's crap.

You can't judge our generation because of Akon though...

90% of the good music nowadays is indie or underground.

obviously this isn't true because i'm not the one referring to it every other post.

by the way you got a huge cock stuck in your mouth and now your son even knows.

douchebag grow up and fucking stop thinking your the shit old man. no one gives a shit about your lame ass jokes or your pussy ass. motherfuckin coward.

btw bruce has it figured out, concerning the thing about generational music.

ow. my feelings.

can't even protect your own son

wtf are you talking about?

Grandpa liked Pat Boone.

Aww there there lj.. it'll be okay. You wants a ice cream?

ohmygod. i just watched the video of assnesscockfish dancing /\

i feel much better now. I didn't know i was being served by such a hip character. I understand it totally now. he has to keep his pimp hand strong after all. I hope he doesn't pull out his 9 and bust a cap in my ass or anything.

what moves he has. ::chills::

Better than a fat man who can't get his mind off cocks.

you got to admit.
"The kid can dance"

it is important for you to realize that the word 'cock' in the useage employed most frequently on the cellar is not that which implies an actual phallus. It is more of a ....general term. in other words, cock, one doesn't actually envision a penis when I use the word....unless i associate a possesive pronoun. like 'suck my cock', or here...'hold my cock a minute'.

So, it's really not an obsession with the male genetalia, so much as it is an ongoing joke that those of us with fully functioning humor glands employ and understand.

As for the Fat man comments, I'll just say that you would never say that to my face. I see that you could no doubt dance circles around me and you look better in a ball cap, and orange really does suit you....you look so......fresh!.......

but If i was standing there next to you in person, you wouldn't refer to me as the fat guy....it would be more like...'that big sonofabitch.'

what about ead?

Dancing? Orange? Asian?

wait a minute.....



or maybe this is more the style?



I found a Black Eyed Peas number too....

Ah yes, my fellow Pilipinos. Though they are inmates, they love to dance too.

It almost make being an inmate look like fun. Except for the whole orange thing. I don't do orange.

Is this a form of rehabilitation? Involving the prisoners in a creative, group activity, giving them a sense of accomplishment?

Pshaw, yeah. That or giving the commandant a major giggle.

Tenko would've gone the extra season if they'd've thought of this.....