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Flint 09-11-2007 12:24 PM

Are you a scrote?
 
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You are afraid you might be. That's why you clicked here.

You want to tell me that I'm wrong; but then you'd have to admit you clicked here.

So you'll scurry away, back to your safe little hiding place. You'll cram the knowledge of your scrotehood way down inside a deep, dark hole at the bottom of your brain. And you'll try to go on living.

But one night, maybe tomorrow, maybe years from now, you'll wake up screaming, in a pool of sweat, cursing your scrotish nature, and you'll see my face hovering in the darkness of your bedroom, the darkness of your soul, laughing a cruel laugh of omnipotence.

Scrote.

Sundae 09-11-2007 12:26 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Flint (Post 384228)
You are afraid you might be. That's why you clicked here.

You want to tell me that I'm wrong; but then you'd have to admit you clicked here.

Nope, I clicked to answer your question.
No, I am not. You are confusing me with Rowland Rivron.

Happy Monkey 09-11-2007 12:32 PM

Nope. This is a scrote.

glatt 09-11-2007 12:37 PM

Maybe. What's a scrote?

Spexxvet 09-11-2007 12:51 PM

um...

limey 09-11-2007 12:52 PM

No, but my husband is :) .

BigV 09-11-2007 01:00 PM

Yes, you labe you.

smurfalicious 09-11-2007 01:17 PM

I'm sorry, did you say scrotum?

lumberjim 09-11-2007 01:18 PM

Quote:

and you'll see my face hovering in the darkness
'cept we've no idea what you really look like.

Flint 09-11-2007 01:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by lumberjim
'cept we've no idea what you really look like.

I'm like the neighbor on Home Improvement.

DanaC 09-11-2007 01:55 PM

In the UK 'scrote' is usually used to refer to a criminally minded, often unemployed young man. (Also known as a scally).

Third Person 09-11-2007 02:11 PM

Third Person is NOT a scrote.

SteveDallas 09-11-2007 02:36 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Flint (Post 384228)
You'll cram the knowledge of your scrotehood way down inside a deep, dark hole

I may or may not be a scrote.

I am definitely not a scrote hood.

jester 09-11-2007 02:39 PM

Quote:

You are afraid you might be.

I know you are. But what am I. (just continue to repeat)

DanaC 09-11-2007 03:00 PM

Well hello Third Person.....an interesting monika ya gots there;P

limey 09-11-2007 03:43 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by limey (Post 384242)
No, but my husband is :) .

Quote:

Originally Posted by DanaC (Post 384269)
In the UK 'scrote' is usually used to refer to a criminally minded, often unemployed young man. (Also known as a scally).

Only not in that sense ... :redface:

fargon 09-11-2007 06:50 PM

Can't we just say nut sack.:nuts:

lumberjim 09-11-2007 06:57 PM

beanbag

Cloud 09-11-2007 07:23 PM

Of course not.

I'm a vulv.

DucksNuts 09-11-2007 08:44 PM

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zippyt 09-11-2007 09:31 PM

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for you Ducks ;)

skysidhe 09-11-2007 09:34 PM

http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm...endid=30783200


It is a name of a musician and someone already has it. Who actually looks like flint to me. sort of

DucksNuts 09-11-2007 09:54 PM

That Wallaroo has some serious saggage happening, imagine hopping with *them* between ya legs.

monster 09-11-2007 09:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DucksNuts (Post 384384)
That Wallaroo has some serious saggage happening, imagine hopping with *them* between ya legs.

ouch.

"scrote" makes me homesick for Brit TV. notably The Bill.

Crimson Ghost 09-11-2007 10:46 PM

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Winter Is Coming. Save Your Nuts.

monster 09-12-2007 11:19 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Crimson Ghost (Post 384403)
Winter Is Cumming. Save Your Nuts.

Run! with nuts like that, there's likely to be a flood!

I know kids called Summer, Autumn and Spring, but haven't met a Winter yet, perhaps that's just a squirrel name?

barefoot serpent 09-12-2007 03:31 PM

Scroat Belly?

Quote:

Scroat Belly: they played really fast, they played really well, and you sure as hell wouldn't have wanted to meet them if they were anything like the crack-smoking-wife-beating-killing-for-kicks motherf*ckers described in their lyrics.


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