Cellar tan lines
 

ladies?


please?

nudity -no lines. :D

How about cellar tab lines -I just cleared my tab at the pool.

You first

I work nights intentionally. I don't tan. Sun bad. Bright. Hurts.

I might have a couple in summer, but not too many. :) It just depends if I have to leave my bathers on or not.

My left arm tends to be darker than my right...below the Tshirt line of course. But that's about all. My bikini lines are too faint to be seen by the *ahem* naked eye.

Maybe you could truck in Australia half the year?

^ seconded

I'll second that.

my kids will have tanning lines if they don't get their arses to bed, pronto!


(;) for the credulous among us)

Sure. I always wanted to pull a land train!

Wife only has one thin tan line across the bottom of her lower back, from hip to hip.

she tans naked with a belly chain on?

Don't you?

Now that's something I'd find amuzing. :) (Jimbo with a belly chain on that is)

well, let me just tell you. you have one sick sense of humor.

why thank you.

I was planning to post a picture of my left wrist, showing the pale mark left by my watch. But it appears that I haven'tbeen out in the sun enough this year to get even that much. (I did get a minor sunburn on a trip to Marsh Creek State Park about a month ago, even though I had put on sunscreen.)

*ahem* sorry.

Ok.

I am now rolling in unbridled sexual desire--what a hawt leg, bigV!!!

*swooning*

...er, is that a big bruise on your knee?

That, my friend, is dirt.

But there are two distinct tan lines in the picture. In this picture, I'm not wearing my tall socks, and I raised the hem on my shorts to <strike>scare the vampires with my blindingly white skin</strike> accentuate the difference. The picture doesn't communicate the contrast adequately. Must be some self preservation mode in the camera's software, designed to save it from self destruction when inadvertently pointed at the sun.

Wow, Bri. If you think that leg's hot - I've got two of them.

wtf == I am flattered and confused in approximately equal measure.

Thank you.

BigV, are you saying you wear your "tall socks" up to here?

Don't you think that's a manly lookin' leg? Anyone?



*wow* I must be really lonely...

Yes. ::searches for picture...::

I second that. Excellent calves.

:: picturing two of them wrapped around her::

I'm up for a road trip Bri, if you are. :D

:driving:

Let's go!

Y'all are gonna get me in trouble.

"gonna"???

I was gonna back Bri's declaration of a hawt manly looking leg, but now I have this vision of tall socks and sandals and ...well...the lust is gone sorry. :cool:

What's wrong with tall socks and sandals?

A

Lot

I got in trouble last night for flirting. :headshake

sigh.

well....you were very naughty.

I know you're just begging for me to make a comment about how I need a spanking, but I won't do it.

Nope.

Huh uh.

Sorry.

Why would you get in trouble?

Being a bit too obnoxious in my flirting, apparently. I guess picturing Cellarite's legs wrapped around me is crossing the invisible line. Who knew? I don't even WNAT to know what he has pictured in his head. He tells me quite enough already as is...

Well, I don't know if that's obnoxious. I don't necessarily think so. My husband reads most of the stuff i post here and he doesn't seem to care. That's kind of a new thing for me though. A lot of men have problems with their women being too overt with other men, not that I'd say I am here, but there've been times when I've wondered and he's said he doesn't care either way. It's nice not to have to pussy foot around what you want to say to others. I suppose if your husband feels you're being disrespectful then maybe, but I hardly see the difference between that and the both of you posting some pretty lewd pictures on here. That's the thing I'd be wanting an answer for.

If that leg got you swooning, I'd better not post mine. My nickname isn't juicy legs for nothing.

Eh, he's just going through an insecure phase. He let me meet Els for lunch yesterday while he was golfing. Well, it's not like he had a choice. I told him I had a lunch date, and that I'd be back to pick him up :). He did have the worst golf game evar, but he was cool about it afterward. His friends gave hima whole lotta shit though. It's good for him, I say. I hve to hear about all the hot real estate agents, bank ladies etc. that he's always going out to lunch with, so fairs fair, I say.

You and splode hooked up for lunch? We want pics!

Pic. Only one taken.

Well where is it??

Presumably, in LR's camera.

Get yer pics out for the lads, Labrat!

bwahahaha....computer programming tan

Sheesh. I only have internet access at work, chill baby! :D I started a new thread here in Cellar Meta. I posted the pic there. Your welcome.

cheers. nice pic. :D

When can we expect the NSFW bare-arsed version? ;)

Yay, Spode's arse!

So, WTF are some tan lines people?





You can see mine if you visit "my" thread.

Did you ever posts some new ones?

http://i93.photobucket.com/albums/l7...03/Sunburn.jpg

How bout a cellar sunburn? New Glasses tan lines and Lovely Redneck Tshirt lines pointed out for you :D

'tis the season....

That's no way to get a raise, V.

Was reading a blog about choosing men's suits.
Rule 5: If you feel good, then you look good.
Rule 6: You should never feel good in a Navy jacket and black pants. Same is true for socks and sandals, esp. if you are over three.

was just about to get beest to take a pic of today's sunburn for the FAIL thread (I did sunblock, honest). Now I'm torn for choice where to put it (if we take it) :lol: