Labor Day Weekend
 

Yeah, so all of my roommates (4) went home. I have a whole house to myself. Awesome right? Not really, actually it sucks. Because like 70% of campus also went home with them. The number of people that I know stayed at the U of I I can count on one hand. My baby's mama didn't stay neither, fuck.

To make things worse we ran out of pop (Encore soda from Meijer) and apple juice so I only have tap water to drink (I hate the green tea they get) and well, milk. I can't wash my bed sheets either, which really sucks cause they need to be washed badly. Our basement where the washing machine and dryer is haunted. The lights only come on in half the room and there is a coupla saw horses and a rack of hand saws and some blades. Seriously, why is that there? I didn't look for any amputated appendages in the walls...

There's my bitching about the long weekend. I had to get it out of me. Everyone else gonna enjoy their Labor Day weekend?

I'm working...it's our third busiest holiday at work....so this will be *REAL* fun. Also, I've got family coming from out of town that I'll miss seeing for like the 3rd time this year... (Hey...it's money though right?)

500 steamers Sunday.

BBQ here with the in-laws

Wait, what? You have a kid now?

he be trying to be all Urbin and All that !!
FoChizzille my Nizzell !!!
See I can do it too !!!!

That sucks Fresh, I am leaving for MN in 8 hours and getting there in about 13 so all my friends better not go back home.

You could............work ahead in your classes...??? hehe

I am soooo jealous! I might have to get some pissers and some crabs now - just cuz.

Yeah, have I missed something crucial?

his girlfriend's mom? are they close?

Zip...stop man. Just stop. :)

April and I are doing a whole bunch of nothing...primarily laundry. I have to work Monday night, but that's about it.

It is his right... nay his duty to mock non-standard Engrish.

He makes a mockery of the English language on a regular basis as it is. Hopefully, he doesn't speak as badly as he types...I'll find out in 2 months. :)

Maybe friend's party tomorrow. Family Monday.

Have a great weekend, everyone!

Yeah my girlfriend and I don't have a kid. It's just a joke I use to sometimes call her that. When I have to be cheap and can't spend money I say things like "Sorry bro, no can do, I got kids to feed." Silliness like that. Kinda because we've been together so long and my friends say we're married.

Headed to Irish Fest here in KC in about an hour. Selene dropped back in from the fuck festival to give me some and grab a shower. She persuaded me to go out to the event tomorrow and participate in the talent show with my buddy and sometime bandmate Mike. We're trying to ensnare this incredibly hot young redhead flute player as a fourth so we can start our band up again, and she's out there. I'd actually like to ensnare her in a rather more carnal sense, but man, she's *really* young...but she seems to like me, so who knows?

Monday will be breaking down camp and coming home to veg.

Day 1 of being alone: My friend left past 3 am last nite. Really wanted him to stay, secretly. Slept til past 12:30. Got up at 1:30 and warmed up chicken in gladware. My plastic savior. My hearing has developed on an exponential scale. I hear everything and can successfully discriminate inside the house and outside the house. Correctly guessed when the guy who rents our driveway left with the car. Did some internet homework til 3ish. Left for the rec center to play basketball. Came home, took out trash, internetted, showered, left for Rosati's Italian at 650. Brought my friend back to show house. He left. Now it's 850 and going back out to other friend's dorm. Cannot stand being alone. Just over a day and a half left until contact.
~Fresh

oh, fresh......more like that!


that's good shit, man.

Seriously? You cant do laundry because your basement is haunted?

I'm not doubting the haunting, since I live with a little old granny ghost, but wtf cant you do laundry?

Whats gonna happen?

Labor Day weekend is the first days of the longest time I have been off from work in 20 years. Counting weekends it's 12 days. Of course preparations for the Vegas vacation, travel and recovery days will cut into it.

A high pressure project at work just got delayed, so I will not have to worry too much about phone calls or returning to a high stress situation.

Of course I am leaving one son home to watch the house. On the plus side this means I don't have to worry as much about burglary. burst pipe, etc. I do have to worry about him inviting some friends over, them inviting other friends over, and the house becoming party central for the county.:thepain:

I can only hope I win enough to cover the repairs.;)

My washer and dryer are in the basement!!!!! And there's no one else home! Wahhhhh...

I'm definitely hot comfortable in a house I've been leasing for only 10 days. Who would be??? Plus there are so many random items littered in the basement, not to mention the garage. How come the company doesn't dispose of them??? Surriously.

Uh, inanimate objects, right?

Those are the scariest by far.

Dude, get over it. It's a washing machine. The worst it's going to do is eat your socks in collusion with the dryer.

It's not like The Mangler from the Stephen King story.

You have officially won the lame excuse award.

Did I mention the hand saws and circular blades hanging in the damp dark corner next to the dead fridge with the back cut out and one door open? I forgot to mention the grey shelves which contain assorted boxes of who knows what. And also, there's a chemistry shower too. Or maybe, a wash off the blood on the on the body and your clothes shower. It's a disgusting rusted bronze shower carved out in another corner of the basement. The water comes out from directly above you, just as if you needed to be cleansed of chemicals in laboratory.......or washing away the blood from your victim. I also forgot to mention the two doorless rooms! Just big hinges sticking out of nowhere. One room is painted crimson red and in the pattern of a wave. Literally like a sea of blood. I joke not. It has a lone chair sitting in the corner, facing the corner. Creepy. The other room is painted a ghastly shade of pale flesh color. And there are mushrooms drawn on the walls. People toked up and munched shrooms there obviously. Those rooms are scary as hell.

We are gonna do our laundry in pairs, our basement is so freakin' scary. Did I mention wolf, that when I first went down to be the first do to laundry, that I FOUND a sole black sock crumpled up in the washing machine? Call us babies, whatever, as long as we stay alive that's all that matters.
This is my....cellar.

WHAT A WUSSY !!!!!!!!!!

When you do your laundry in pairs, and it's just you and him down there, what exactly do you know about him? What makes you so sure his dog, parents and siblings aren't stuffed in trash bags? Are you sure he wasn't wearing sunglasses and sunblock to go out during the day? Did he come home from the butcher with blood pudding and brains? Are you sure?

Instead of pissing away the weekend, why don't you write the next Friday the 13th or Nightmare on Elm street, and not have to worry about paying for school... right through your doctorate. With that line it shouldn't take you more than a few hours.

Isn't that what usually happens in horror movies? The guy has second thoughts. Everyone tells him there's nothing to be afraid of and he's being a wuss. So the guy forces himself to go into the abandoned funeral home, and the next thing you know there's pieces of him all over the rafters.:p

RUN DUDE. RUN!!!!!

Ok

BABIES!!!

Day 2: Stayed at my friend's dorm until just before 2. Traveled home, went onto computer, wasted time. Swore to God I heard a rickety sound of a door hinge or screen door downstairs. Checked it out, went to my front door. Opened it. The nose of the front door does not match the ricketiness that I heard earlier. Buggin' out. Decided I won't go to sleep til 5:30 or when the sun starts to illuminate my room orange. Darkness is unknown. Unknown is scary. Searched www.joox.net and other movie streaming sites like TV Links UK for Superbadd. Didn't find it (damnit). Started to watch Team America. Decided I couldn't devote myself properly because it was past 4 am. Crashed. Woke up at 1230 again. Did homework. No, I actually did homework. Foreman grilled chicken breast, Easy Mac'd. Went to rec center played bball again. Ate dinner at a nearby dorm, alone. Listened to my iPod. Now back at my house, 728. About to shower, head over to friend's apartment. "Do homework" then probably go out. He's letting my crash. Excellent. And tomorrow everyone comes back. I will survive. Contact predicted at 5pm Monday. Meeting girlriend at her dorm, will come back to my house, other roommates will return accordingly. Looking on the upside.

Bananas in pajamas
are coming down the stairs,
Bananas in pajamas
are coming down in pairs,
Bananas in pajamas
are chasing teddy bears,
'cos on Tuesdays they all try to
catch them unawares!

hahahaha...


great now that'll be stuck in my head all week...
(wonder how many people at work I can infect *evil grin*)

Your basement sounds awesome, btw! Wish I could photograph it...

So Labor Day means closing day at the pool. Probably the saddest day of my year. I love the pool. :(

Whatever you do, don't split up to search different parts of the basement.

Oh, and if the power goes out and your flashlight dies, you're truly fucked.

You're not the funny, quirky one, or the charmingly disabled fellow are you?

Or the slut?

Driving from Kentucky to wisconsin to see the family one last time, feels sort of bittersweet to me right now.

Last time ???

Ne's not the funny, quirky one, or the charmingly disabled fellow. And he's wearing a red shirt.....

How many red shirt guys have been lost over the years anyway.. poor guys.

ya know--last we heard from him, he sounded hopeful...now, nothing.

*chirp, chirp*


I'll bet a crazed, psycho-sex-satanic ritual serial killer got him in the blood red basement...I'll just BET.

oh, but first--he was sodomized.




poor devil.

Squeal boy!!!!

Why one last time?


What was he sodomized with? ...like, I dunno...a chainsaw or one of those swinging blades?


I need to know these kinda details.

Come on Fresh. We're waiting for the next chapter. :corn:

I think he means before his outfit ships out to Iraq.

Labor Day

I am going to savor today. I have a half day off. Tomorrow I start my second job. By the first of Oct. I will have my junker car paid off.

yay me! woo hoo :jig:

Day 3: Headed to my buddies place, the entire length of campus. Took the bus. Chilled with him and his roommate for while. Toked up, hookah'd, save me. Haven't gotten the stamp of approval from the woman yet to light up. More friends came over, sausage fest of 8 guys. Smoked, hookah'd, save me. Devoured assorted chips. Most everyone pretty fuckin' retarded. Interesting for me, but not really fun since I wasn't baked. Left at about 1220 am to consume Earling Mornings. Nasty taste. What's worse is I chased it with....MORE Earling Mornings. Stuff was in orange gatorade bottle. Thought it was gatorade. Chased it with the same shit. Stupid me. Turned on black light, crunk friends danced to techno, hip hop, whatever. Amusing, great camera fone footage. Left for party from friend's friend. Learned it was busted; veered to frat party from the same friend's friend. Aiiight. Nice house though, props. My friend snatched party cups for us two, no one noticed. Didn't have to pay. Damn straight. Downed a beer and a half; nasty taste. Frat guy tried recruiting me and my friend, squashed attempt by not following him downstairs, hah. Frat tools. Not much to do, excuse us college guys sexist talk but "no bitches to meet" so left for original friend's apartment. Kinda tipsy, ordered pokey sticks (delicious bread sticks), tried to stay awake watching Adult Swim while waiting. Inhaled pokey sticks, crashed. Woke up this morning at 12. Walked across campus (again) to my house, buses don't run today. Had to hide all the handles, fifths, beer pong posters and beer cans in my house. One of my roommate's mom is taking him back. Logged onto Cellar, 115. Not looking forward to studying for quiz tomorrow. Contact with significant other in t minus 3 hr 24 minutes.
~Fresh

I am now going to work...whoopeefuckingdoo.

Shit, you should go down to your basement. Getting hacked to pieces by an angry ghost would at least make your life interesting. :p

BTW, I admit that I didn't do anything more interesting today then help with the packing. But I don't have paranormal activity available.

oh ,yay fresh is here.....the saga continues :corn: although ghostless it's still damn interesting :)


lol@ pokey sticks

Sky...its interesting?

I'm that boring?

freshness, you didn't grill out this weekend? I figured you'd be chowing down some burgers and dogs.

Is that ok if I compliment fresh? He bothered writing paragraphs so I was being a good audience.



You are not boring fresh.

I used the Foreman grill once. But grill out for who, everyone left.

Thankee!