August 27, 2007: Fossilized walrus penis bone auctioned
 

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It's Monday, time for the weekly Neatorama Collaboration!

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I like the title of this IotD, because after the first word, each subsequent word makes it more and more suitable to be IotD. You knew it could an IotD by the word walrus, but at the word penis it was ensured, at bone it was passing into some kind of perfect IotD zone and when it was finally auctioned, well that's just icing on the cake, or something.

Anyway, the four-and-a-half foot long item, which does not require a bucket, sold for $8000 which was less than they thought it would go for.

4.5 feet long! Ancient walruses were packing! But it didn't keep the species alive, so having a big'un maybe isn't the perfect way to ensure getting some:

Now I've seen it in pics, I don't really need to see it in real life.

Look for more neato items all the time at Neatorama.

Disturbingly, it looks moe like a long tongue...

With a hook on the end? Thats gotta hurt!

Is that bigger than a whale penis?

DO NOT WANT!

Not sure if i like the look on that guys face. Note the slight eyebrow raise. He's getting ideas.. *wink wink* *nudge nudge* If you're picking up what im throwing down.

Lube me up boys! It's going in!

At the mention of whale.... I had to add this. If this has been posted before, my apologies.

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meh, I've had bigger.

Well, I guess now we know what it takes to get Sheldon to come out of the woodwork.

Wish I could say the same:p

That's not woodwork, that's SCRIMSHAW! lol!!!

Come on over and you can. ;-)

Alrighty then.

Excuse my ignorance: Penis has bone?

What--yours doesn't?!









hee hee

I almost posted something incriminating, until I noticed xoBruce's post. I guess I've never needed one.

So. You're a cuddler, then? :lovers:

I would not count eternity in days.

Hooked baculums aren't uncommon.

What? Ya'll don't have a coons dick tooth pick. WTF.

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I believe that could stir a lot of coffee at Fourbucks.:headshake

When you get to the point of using animal dick to stir your coffee, it's time to wash the dishes or buy new cutlery.

:lol2:

Kind of makes you wonder if the guy who graduated last in his class in OB/Gyn school ever gets his baculum confused with his speculum.

I'm feeling VERY inadequate right now...But, dammit I've got the raccoon beat!! Giggity-giggity!!!
(note to self: try not to use the word 'beat' when referring to animal dick)

OK, I have to know. Busterb has a baculum keychain. Bruce, what have you got to up the ante?

I've seen, and held, a buffalo penis cane.

I wanted the bull bag candy dish, but couldn't afford it when I saw it, and haven't had the inclination to look for one more recently.

My parents have one of those. Now we say "where's the candy scrotum?"

I've got the candy dish, but no bones about it.

I've seen a banana-dick or two in my life, but that, sir, takes the cake.

lol smurf!

Jesus H! I can't stop looking at it!

WTF - Is that thing for fucking or aborting?

::scraaaape::







What?

I had photos, years ago I made at Dachau at camp while in Army. They had an oxen dick that they beat Jews with.

dammit! i really missed out on this bargain. i coulda bought that thing for $9000, ground it up into powder and sold it to chinese people for $100,000 to increase their virility. and it's not illegal like selling tiger parts.

buster, that is one depressing bit of info there. :thepain:

Hi-jack
Yes, Bri, but true. Here's a photo of ovens and the guy who talked me out of most of photos. Said I could always get more.
I'm thinking his name is Robert Hamblin?? From Greenwood?, Indiana.

Wow. Way to bring the room down, there Buster. :whofart: