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jamesdalphonse1 08-09-2007 12:27 PM

Leah!!!
 
I knew this girl by the name of Leah, no last names for privacy issues. And she was in nursing school and thought that the nursing boards were secretly watching her like with cameras in her apartment and people on the street spying on her. So, one day there was dirt in her apartment that she had not cleaned-up and she said to me, as she looked up at the ceiling, "I don't clean it because I like it." There are literally hundreds of Leah stories that I could tell.

jamesdalphonse1 08-09-2007 12:36 PM

ok, here's another one-
Leah called me one real late evening and said into my voice mail since I wasn't home, because she thought that her lines were being listened to, " I hate nursing, I hate it, they are a bunch of hippocits."

freshnesschronic 08-09-2007 12:54 PM

Rich....and compelling.

barefoot serpent 08-09-2007 12:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by jamesdalphonse1 (Post 373367)
" I hate nursing, I hate it, they are a bunch of hippocits."

because they took the pledge: to first do no harm?

SteveDallas 08-09-2007 01:03 PM

Tell us some stories about what happened after she graduated and ended up working with mouse brains in a research lab.

jamesdalphonse1 08-09-2007 01:10 PM

another
 
she would think that when she was walking down the street that people were yelling, "hey Leah." So, to this day I have to laugh and once in a while say out lould "hey Leah."

wolf 08-09-2007 01:12 PM

Somebody's a quart low on their Haldol.

yesman065 08-09-2007 01:21 PM

Is there a point here anywhere?? Who is Leah?

Shawnee123 08-09-2007 01:22 PM

She must be from Saba, en route to Aruba, by way of Puerto Rico.

DanaC 08-09-2007 01:27 PM

This is like....zen spamming...

barefoot serpent 08-09-2007 01:33 PM

we have an Aussie member Leah -- I'm sure she'll be thrilled...

LabRat 08-09-2007 01:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SteveDallas (Post 373380)
Tell us some stories about what happened after she graduated and ended up working with mouse brains in a research lab.

Har. Har.

:right:

This did freak me out when I saw the title though.

Weird Harold 08-09-2007 01:45 PM

Hey I know the crazy bitch your'e talking about.





























http://i11.photobucket.com/albums/a1...1/starwars.jpg

richlevy 08-09-2007 06:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by yesman065 (Post 373386)
Is there a point here anywhere?? Who is Leah?

Don't you really mean "Who isn't Leah?"

DanaC 08-09-2007 07:01 PM

LoL.

Happy Monkey 08-09-2007 07:24 PM

...

jamesdalphonse1 08-09-2007 08:46 PM

maybe so
 
maybe you know this girl, she went to school on the east coast. Can't reveal a last name for the privacy thing and risk of being sued.

lumberjim 08-09-2007 11:17 PM

When I was dating Leah, she used to show up at my flat in NYC at 3am. Always drunk. Always holding a key lime pie. We'd sit and smoke cigarettes while the coffee brewed, and then eat the whole pie. Afterward, I would always clean out the tin and make a little helmet out of it for her. I think....after a while....as she got weirder and weirder.....that the tin helmet became the whole point of her visit. That and the vigorous anal sex. sigh......always with the vigorous anal sex. Yeah.....Leah was fun that way.

zippyt 08-09-2007 11:36 PM

So how long did you walk bow legged after the vigorous anal sex. sigh......always with the vigorous anal sex. there LJ ?????

lumberjim 08-09-2007 11:41 PM

I don't think I did. but Leah didn't shit right for a week [/Bad Santa]

zippyt 08-09-2007 11:42 PM

shitting pancakes ?? [/Beerfest ]

Crimson Ghost 08-10-2007 12:49 AM

Spinning and shitting.... spinning and shitting....

NoBoxes 08-10-2007 05:33 AM

I met a Leah while vacationing in Vermont sometime back in the mid to late '80s. She was going to college there; but, was originally from someplace like Jersey. The relationship moved really fast and things started to get hot and heavy between us; until, I realized that she was actually quite the self centered girl. She seemed to want everything in life to be just handed to her. Also, Leah was picky, picky, picky ... especially about her foods. Whenever she didn't get what she wanted in life, she turned paranoid and said there was some kind of a plot against her. She wouldn't let me meet any of her friends (if she had any) and smothered me to the point that it felt like I was trapped in a box. I actually thought of her as Leah The Box and shortly after I broke off our relationship was when I adopted the nickname NoBoxes which I still use today as my virtual name. Last I heard, Leah ran off to be with some guy in California and work in a pharmacy. I hope she got the medications she needed!

jamesdalphonse1 08-10-2007 06:00 AM

man, that damn close, that could truly be her, she lived in SFO for a while. and is from NJ, and I call her that Leah The Box, because I think she's a dumb you know what. But never known her to have any boyfriend that recent, but again maybe so.

xoxoxoBruce 08-10-2007 06:20 AM

You didn't click noboxes link, did you james.

yesman065 08-10-2007 09:34 AM

HA HA HA LOL

Shawnee123 08-10-2007 09:41 AM

very. very. very. strange.

jamesdalphonse1 08-10-2007 09:44 AM

I just clicked on his name and it didn't say much.

Shawnee123 08-10-2007 10:03 AM

the link in his post, not his name!

smurfalicious 08-10-2007 10:08 AM

and, now I finally understand "douchebag"

jamesdalphonse1 08-10-2007 10:32 AM

then who is it?? who is NoBoxes?

Shawnee123 08-10-2007 10:34 AM

look
at
noboxes
post
in
this
thread.
Click
on
the
clickable
verbiage.

wolf 08-10-2007 11:05 AM

lost cause.

jester 08-10-2007 11:43 AM

And I thought blondes were dumb (except for the ones here);)

Clodfobble 08-10-2007 11:49 AM

I'm personally pretty sure james doesn't speak English nearly as well as he would like to pretend he does.

Shawnee123 08-10-2007 11:58 AM

That's it, a language barrier! So he speaks in pictures. Now, if we could just figure out what it all means. (looks pensively off into space.) :3eye:

xoxoxoBruce 08-10-2007 12:37 PM

James, click on the red x.



X

ravenranter 08-10-2007 02:59 PM

a match made in la la land
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by yesman065 (Post 373386)
Is there a point here anywhere?? Who is Leah?


I have no idea who Leah is, but I'm thinking that she might be the perfect companion for P, the character whom this blog is about:
http://www.mycrazyroommate.com/

Shawnee123 08-10-2007 03:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by xoxoxoBruce (Post 373782)
James, click on the red x.



X

:lol:

what to click where?

yesman065 08-10-2007 05:57 PM

Someone PLEASE put Bruces post in the Hall of Fame
- holy freakin shit - I'm still laughing.....

And I edited this post

DucksNuts 08-12-2007 06:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ravenranter (Post 373823)
I have no idea who Leah is, but I'm thinking that she might be the perfect companion for P, the character whom this blog is about:
http://www.mycrazyroommate.com/

hahahaha, I spent a good portion of yesterday arvo reading that.

Funny Shit.

JuancoRocks 08-13-2007 01:51 AM

Click The Red X
 
I think the RED X Has to be in a box....Much like Leah.

"Yeah, good ole' Leah, now I call her Leah The Box. What a schizo!!!!!"

Leah's sister Sherry......
http://allforums.net/showthread.php?t=29302

yesman065 08-14-2007 07:07 AM

Hey Leah!


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