Have you ever....
 

...filled up the entire forum and subforums with you posts so when you look at the homepage and the last post by you for any thread and sub forum is by you?

...seriously thought about getting a life?

Sorry I'm really bored.
Go ahead post your "have you ever" questions and responses. :3eye:

Have you ever.....

Been jogging on your treadmill and trying to fuck with your ipod, put one foot on the stationary side bit (by mistake) and ended up on your arse with your dog looking at you all weird?

This is kinda like Ibbys *I bet none of you fuckers* thread.

I like them

Nope, but I'd like to see that. I'm doing what your dog was probably doing in his mind right now. :lol:

It hurt and my pride was wounded too...even though it was only the dog...I am sure I have lost a little of his respect now.

Really? lol

If it's any consolation, I don't respect you any less than I did before. ;)

Thats good, now I can sleep tonite :D

Don't worry, Ducks. Dogs are the best people and don't lose respect for you over such things. He might appreciate the entertainment, but.... Say, if you want someone to kiss where you're hurt and make it feel better, I doubt you'd have any trouble finding volunteers. ;)

i feel your pain. my cat gives me funny stares when i get undressed in front of him. like he is going "oh god mum/master - thats just wrong - human boobs nooooooooooooo"

Absolutely not. Dogs love to be entertained and love those that entertain them even more.

Perish the thought. The only question in the dog's mind is "can she still operate the can opener?" If you can, you're golden.

*nods* I just asked Pilau, and he concurs with Deuce.

Everyone sing with me

Have you ever had to finally decide, to take up with one, and let the other one slide?

I think it was more than he was asleep on his *bed* (its a single bed) and I fell with a thud right next to it....he got a bit of a fright the poor.

Then of course there was the expected stream language that would make a sailor proud.

I do actually have a bruise on my hip.

Ok, here's a classic.

Have you ever danced with the devil in the pale moon light?

Have you ever been masturbating and had your boss' voice come on the radio?

Me? Nooooo, I havent ever!!! but I can imagine it would seriously suck.

especially if you'd just been thinking about him.

I don't generally listen to the radio when I masturbate

Have you ever wondered if someone on this forum is famous? It seams like a great anonymous way to mingle with the common folk. If I was George Bush I would join a liberal blog, and be the loudest voice criticizing the administration, just to fuck with people.

Fallen into a rotten cow carcass or pond of human shit?

Have you ever sat in a fox hole and let a 52 TON Tank roll over the hole ??

Nope... scary.

Have you ever confused your cat?

Not sure, but Ducks freaked the fuck out of her dog just recently :P

I think I just threw up a little bit in my mouth.

I once fell into a little creek that had lots of cow shit in it. That's kind of a have you ever. Actually, I had my belly button pierced at the time and it got infected and I had to remove it or get antibiotics. I chose to remove it.

Wow....so the funny story is actuallly quite gory in the end :P

it was very gory. It was so infected by the time I finally decided I had to bite the bullet that I had to use needle nose pliers to get it undone.

Have you ever...
 

been caught fondling a mannequin?

Have you ever...
 

Been fondled whilst masquerading as a mannequin?

So what does your tummy look like with no belly button? Pictures?

...resisted the urge to not supersize your meal at McDonalds?

Farted so hard that you emptied an entire restaurant.:fart:

Taken your clothes off and ran through the sprinklers on the courthouse lawn in the middle of the night? (tipsy)

Me either.....

Just thought I might ask.....

Yes, actually. He was quite charming....

In the end, however, he tried to destroy me, as all devils do.

Have you ever done something that hurt you, just so you could feel (and get lost in) the pain?

physically no

emotionally yes.



Have you ever tucked your beautiful dress into your gstring at a flashy race meet and paraded back to your table like your shit dont stink ?

Twice. I must pay more attention. What made it worse was that I the dress was tucked in the front and my left nut was hanging out.

Owwww Owwwww...My eyes!...I am struck blind by the vision...:headshake

I'm sure he's thinking, "Psh, only two?"