True Or False Game
 

People will make an statement then someone else calls 'true' or 'false'.
Kind of stretch the truth so that it may seem to be impossible or funny.

Then they give a statement and so on....sorry if this has been done before. The search gave me no result.

True or False?

My kitten played with my eyeballs this morning.

of course it's true

I think my mechanics of this game thread is off. :P

Yes it was true. She ( my kitten ) was trying to wake me up this morning. lol

yer mechanix is fine, buy glatt's not playing rite



t/f:

the upcoming HP movie is good.

False. (I didn't know Hewlett Packard was coming out with a movie, but it can't be very interesting. ;))

True or false:

Dogs don't know it's not bacon.

(Am I playing right?)

false

It's not the size of the dog in the fight, it's the size of the fight in the dog.

True. If the fight swells too much, it will need to be surgically removed.


Every time you clap your hands, an angel gets its wings.

False.

Every time you masturbate, God kills a kitten.

True.

I am known in some circles as the Hitler of kittens

ok ok, here take two:

True. I know this to be true because in some circles I am known as the Hitler of kittens. True or False? In some circles, am I known as the Hitler of kittens?

False. Giving a proper reason for your answer is too much work.

Hitler was a big fan of kittens.

false.

mentioning hitler kills threads.

false (There's already 4 posts mentioning hitler)


Not waiting for a response from the poster is a good idea. It saves time.

True -- Since it was my idea, I have to think it's a good one. :D

My current cockiness can't cause me any trouble.

False. Referring to your penis with a royal title like that will only give it a big head.

Friday the 13th is actually a really lucky day.

true, although our plans to get married on Friday 13th failed

we were married on Friday 20th

False. You were never really married?

True or False: Mondays are fabulistic!

False because fabulistic isn't a real word.



The Today show dosn't miss Kaite Couric.

False -- Since The Today Show is just a t.v. show it can't even pull the trigger.

Trigger was the greatest horse ever.

False; the greatest horse ever was Mr. Ed.

They are developing a Captain Marvel ("Shazam!") feature film.

:lol2:

False -- They're not busy developing one; it'll appear by magic once they say "Shazam!"

It will disappear if someone from another dimension then says "Mazahs!"

I think that's true! It just sounds true...



I'm lying.

False -- A dog lover couldn't lie like that.

A dog will not lie on a bearskin rug.

true. Dogs can't speak and so will not lie on any type of rug.

(it was true, Shawnee, we did marry on Friday 20th)

The Bearskins of the guard of Buckingham Palace are actually polyester

False and True, because bears are actually made of polyester.

Kids love chocolate Ovaltine.

True -- Goats eat anything, but you really shouldn't give them chocolate, though.

I am an empty-headed food trough wiper.

True. I saw your blog titled "Empty-headed Food Trough Wiper Man."

True or false: A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush.

So you're the one hit I got on that blog! :D

False -- Listen, mate, if a bird fits in me hand she's not worth anything to me.

True or False: Hot Tuna was originally to be called Hot Shit.

False. Jorma was a fan of the tuna melt.

True or false: I'm not wearing any pants right now.

True...no, False -- You weren't, but I typed too slowly.

True or False: Slow typing is the fifth leading cause of death in industrialized nations.

False - slow typing is an EFFECT of death in industrialized nations. (If you're dead, you can't type quickly. Rigor mortis and all that.)

T or F: originally the common word for false was "trentious", but they realized that you needed the word to start with an "F" or it would be T or T.

Talse! I mean, Frue!

T or F: You momma wears army boots

True - Well, only partly true since she's my stepmomma.

True or False: These boots are made for walking.

False - Boots work best when the soles are facing the ceiling.

True or False .....I cheated on the guy that I was sleeping with who was cheating on his wife

True - I don't really know what to say here except that I have read your posts before.

True or False- Pork is the other white meat.

false - that would be paris hilton

t or f - i am actually another person on here

True. I am another person.


true or false: I'm less than halfway finished on the latest project.

True - Now hurry, or it'll be latester

True or False: The glass is half full.

False. I drank that hours ago

True or False: Only you can prevent forest fires

True - So, that's you in the Smokey costume, Shawnee.

I could use a change of costume right about now.

True: zucchini exit stage left. Bring in the rhubarb

True or False: The check's in the mail

true - i just cashed it


now i'm going shoppin

false: you're no grass.


My village has flooded.

true: everyone is fleeing but the roads are packed
We've got our traffic report on the Ho Chi Minh trail. How's it goin' up there? "Uh, Adrian, it's not goin' exactly well. There's a water buffalo jackknifed up there. It's not a very pretty picture. There's horns everywhere. I don't know what to say. We're gonna maybe drop in a little napalm there and try 'n cook 'im down. Have a little barbecue.


I have two online exams to take today in theology and logic in arguments.

True. And best of luck on those exams. (Loved your village response.)

I'm emotionally wrung out.

False--you've still got lots of fight in ya

Something in my office is on fire.

yah...your pants!


My dog is well fed

False - Your dog is fed from a bowl.

True or False: Bowling isn't really a sport.

False. It's more sport than soccer (kidding kidding kidding...don't get mad. :) ) :bolt:

T or F:

The sun'll come out tomorrow.

True - It's good that it has worked up the courage to come out of the closet.

True or False: My hovercraft is full of eels.

True. The more hovercrafts you have the moray eels you'll get.

True or False: 4 out of 5 dentists prefer Colgate.

False - Colgate University has no medical school.

True or False: Purdue University has the best chicken.

False. Mike Tyson has better chicken.

T or F: Time's fun when you're having flies.

True - Just ask Renfield.

True or False: "Come into my parlor," said the spider to the fly.

False. Not even a spider would want to clean the parlor after that.

T or F: We're raising the roof.

False - Its aready on top of the house

T or F: Everyone gets lai-d in Hawaii.