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rkzenrage 06-11-2007 11:36 PM

Gay Bomb
 
Pentagon Confirms It Sought To Build A 'Gay Bomb'
Video on the page

Quote:

(CBS 5) BERKELEY A Berkeley watchdog organization that tracks military spending said it uncovered a strange U.S. military proposal to create a hormone bomb that could purportedly turn enemy soldiers into homosexuals and make them more interested in sex than fighting.

Pentagon officials on Friday confirmed to CBS 5 that military leaders had considered, and then subsquently rejected, building the so-called "Gay Bomb."

http://cbs5.com/topstories/local_story_159222541.html

I thought we were supposed to abandon chemical weapons.
We should not be doing this kind of thing.
An influx of hormones like that cannot be good for one's systems... perhaps the military brass should test it on their children?

wolf 06-12-2007 01:31 AM

Is this anything like The Nude Bomb?

rkzenrage 06-12-2007 01:41 AM

Love that flick.

piercehawkeye45 06-12-2007 07:07 AM

What the fu...

Rexmons 06-12-2007 07:12 AM

yes but do they make it in "roofie" form?

Shawnee123 06-12-2007 07:23 AM

Edward Hammond, of Berkeley's Sunshine Project, had used the Freedom of Information Act to obtain a copy of the proposal from the Air Force's Wright Laboratory in Dayton, Ohio.

Close to home. Now, if I could just figure out a way to get my hands on da bomb and use it for my own personal agenda (good, not evil.)

Ibby 06-12-2007 08:04 AM

Yeah, uh, do they make this shit in handy-dandy dissolveable capsule form?

Shawnee123 06-12-2007 08:10 AM

I don't think there are any plans for oral applications, but they are working on a suppository form.

Rexmons 06-12-2007 08:47 AM

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Originally Posted by Ibram (Post 353933)
Yeah, uh, do they make this shit in handy-dandy dissolveable capsule form?

isn't there a word for a date rape drug that comes in a handy dandy dissolveable capsule form? damn what was it, this is gonna drive me crazy!

piercehawkeye45 06-12-2007 08:52 AM

Roofies?

Shawnee123 06-12-2007 08:59 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rexmons (Post 353948)
isn't there a word for a date rape drug that comes in a handy dandy dissolveable capsule form? damn what was it, this is gonna drive me crazy!


Tums?

Urbane Guerrilla 06-13-2007 12:55 AM

Anyone who could get date-raped on Tums...

...probably is from Venus.

xoxoxoBruce 06-13-2007 06:43 PM

At least pretty horny.

TheMercenary 06-15-2007 10:53 AM

Gay bombs... what a bunch of Maroons...

Happy Monkey 06-15-2007 11:11 AM

At least there's such a thing a pheremones, unlike ESP or dowsing, which have gotten their share of DOD cash as well.

Beestie 06-15-2007 11:14 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by rkzenrage (Post 353810)
Pentagon Confirms It Sought To Build A 'Gay Bomb'

Just keep it the hell away from Sheldonrs.

Or give him some advance notice on where they plan to drop them.

:D

Flint 06-15-2007 11:37 AM

Do you think they considered the scenario where we drop a Gay Bomb on the enemy troops, after which they storm our front lines and proceed to rape the shit out of our troops asses?

Shawnee123 06-15-2007 11:44 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Flint (Post 355446)
proceed to rape the shit out of our troops asses?

You have such a way with words!:lol:

xoxoxoBruce 06-15-2007 05:47 PM

Better than getting shot.

TheMercenary 06-15-2007 09:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Happy Monkey (Post 355420)
At least there's such a thing a pheremones, unlike ESP or dowsing, which have gotten their share of DOD cash as well.

Come on, you have to admit that the MK Ultra Experiments sounded like a good time... well at least until that bloke jumped out of a window, sort of a downer after that.

piercehawkeye45 06-15-2007 09:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TheMercenary (Post 355786)
Come on, you have to admit that the MK Ultra Experiments sounded like a good time... well at least until that bloke jumped out of a window, sort of a downer after that.

Eh, Brave New World was never what I was going for.

rkzenrage 06-16-2007 05:11 AM

I keep getting the play The Romans In Athens in my head...

Urbane Guerrilla 06-17-2007 10:59 PM

Though really, their ambitions of better fighting through organic chemistry may have vaulted too high again... it seems to me it'd be physiologically simpler just to make them so horny they can't keep their hands on their weapons -- their government's issue weapons that is...

I'm arguing that the guy who's wanking 'til he drops from exhaustion is about as tactically out of it as anyone engaged in a more complex violation of Article 125 of the UCMJ.

Urbane Guerrilla 06-29-2007 04:23 AM

Or maybe this one: ". . .Abusing a public animal. . ." That one's in there somewhere too.


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