June 8, 2007: Dumb fuck
 

Is this where we post dumb people? Great:

Pretty f'n dumb.

Especially the Millionaire one. Classic.

Another classic...we did this with PGA out in the woods and it was hilarious all of us trying to stomp the fire out when one of the guys dropped his drink in the tall grass and leaves...

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Uh oh, Flint is cutting up Bass players.

I mean, hey, if your hero was Michael Anthony, there's no shame in that. As Ted Knight said in Caddyshack, "The world needs ditch-diggers too..."

You callin' UT a ditch digger?

Who?

the T on the shirt is pretty damning. i think flint, as a drummer, has a natural jealousy of the bassist's intellect. not to mention his envy of guitarists' long cocks.

I think it's pretty damming. I can't stop thinking.

My son's name starts with a T and he plays the guitar.

No matter what I think of the politics of the board I would not hurt UT this way, with a silly comic book photo. Maybe just spell it out.

Flint you said you didn't like smileys. Isn't this just a graduated smiley anyway? Isn't it a bit too insidious for you Flint?

It's kinda evil.

S'OK really. The utterly enormous confidence in myself as a player and the utter importance of my instrument and what I bring to the table, does not permit me to be hurt by anyone's cartoons or statements or what have you.

Besides, if they are talking/posting about ME, it is GOOD!

Talk more about ME! It's all about ME ME ME!

Truly, your ability to withstand this vicious attack proves you to be a God among men.

What I hath wrought against thee hath flung'd back upon my own face, filling my nostrils with the poop of discontent!

You also demonstrate tremendous humility by not boasting about your enormous cock.

NSFW
 

You guys are strange, you know that?

I mean, strange.

I thought the drummer was always the slightly retarded guy in the band?

No, the drummer is the hell raiser/trouble magnet.

... and the most likely to be maimed/ commit suicide
Okay, basing that on two drummers, but I don't know many

Drummers are the rowdiest. (good for a fun fling)
Bass players are the quiet solid ones. (good for conversation, friendship, passionate experiences, etc.)
Guitar players are the loudest and cutest. (good for telling your friends "that's my boyfriend...he's in a band"...etc.)

Just a hunch. I haven't dated many band guys. Known a few, though.

Drummers
 

Question: What does the drummer say when he steps up to the microphone?

Answer: "You want fries with that?"

The devil made me do it.

Q: What do you call a drummer without a girlfriend ?
A: Homeless:D

(Courtesy of Hal Blaine, great session drummer)