Ladies, What's your preference?
 

What do you like better?

I don't believe it to be quite that simple. It depends on whether or not the person with the tongue and/or penis knows how to use it.

Tough choice:

While chopping off a man's penis is extremely satisfying, I find that I might want to use it later and it's just gone. I'm kind of shooting myself in the foot, so to speak.

However, when I chop off a man's tongue I still get the effects (gore, excessive fear) plus the added benefit that he will shut the f*** up for once in his life. I still get to use the penis once in a while, and I don't have to listen to him drone on and on and on about nothing anymore.

I'm torn.

:rolleyes:

Ha, Shawnee! That's a showstopper.

If my SO was in a terrible accident, and lost the use of one or the other for sexual purposes, I would much more greatly long for the intimate pleasures of his penis than his tongue.

If we're not talking sexually, I would much more miss conversing with him, than cleaning pee off of the floor. And toilet basin. And garbage can. Good god man, sit down in the middle of the night!!

I just sprayed water out my nose.

That is precisely why I got my man this.

knees aren't one of the choices, but . . .

Yeah, I think this was supposed to be a serious thread! :unsure:

Hennyhoo, here's a great pic to go with it:

The gun is good! The penis is evil!
http://www.scifilm.org/images2/zardoz1.jpg

Definitely, the penis.

Bwahahaha HM :D

Why do men have so much trouble getting it in the bowl????

Anyways, I voted penis :)...coz I just like 'em.

You are hanging-out with the wrong guys.

This is a very difficult decision as I love both... but since he can use toys on me and I have the most fun with tongue, I will go with that. But I would definitely miss the penis. The penis is my friend. ;)

Why do you want to know? Do you have a date?

Just curious.

well see the tongue can go anywhere. It's hard to put the penis between toes. I've never had anyone lick my face with their penis. The penis is however very nice for quickies.

I don't have a solid answer. I am sorry. My mind has gone all soft.

The only thing I want between my toes is other toes. Unless you want to get kicked in the nose.

Huh. I wasn't even in the mood for prose.

ha funny

Smaller playing field = fewer points. :)

What, like a fractal?

I've given this a lot of thought.
It's really hard (meh) to answer, for the reasons stated by other posters.

The best lover I ever had, had the smallest penis. We had an exclusive but uncommitted relationship (no sex or dates with other people, but no love & plans - totally mutual). I don't know how I would have felt about a long term relationship with him physically. What he did, he did wonderfully, but I think I would have missed the actual feeling of penetration by an average sized penis.

The flip side is the man I obsessed over for years, who seduced me both with his tongue (verbally) and his huge cock (a secondary concern, but you do get used to it). It took me the best part of 8 years to deal with the relationship, and it was grounded in rollercoaster emotions and very, very good sex. I'm not proud of this, but he would call me up & offer me my train fare and £100 to come down to London to see him for the weekend. And I would go. And he owed me over £10k (in fairness, our estimates vary re what was a gift & what was a loan, but the fact is that he ended up on 4x my salary and didn't pay me back for years, claiming I would waste the money... which was true but irrelevant).

Anyway - I'd have taken my small-penised lover's tongue over anything from my lying, cheating, manipulative, silver-but-not-cunnilingus-oriented large-penised lover any day.

Word. My ears and in between my toes are way, way off-limits.

And I voted for penis, no question. There's an undertone of subservience with tongue that is a huge turnoff for me.

between the two big toes!