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Internal Monologue
We all have an internal monologue but I suspect they are all a little different. Shawnee123 spends her days with a perpetual loop of theme songs:eek: , Cloud has her barrage of sexual tension;) , and mine is more like a busy signal:thepain: . What the heck is floating through your dome?
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I just spend all day wondering what's going on in the Cellar when I'm not here.
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Where everybody knows your name And they're always glad you came. :p |
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This has potential to be funniest thread ever.
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a busy signal? like nobody's home? :laugh:
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I agree. Back in my bartending days, I worked with a guy who called me Diane (natch!), and I called him Woody.
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Maybe she had the hots for him.
Gee...this is like my 'real' internal monologue. |
Still considering those southern Chinese guys?
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lmao...not if they're really made to fit those tiny chinese girls.
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cathy go home - without your daughter
in a welfare state she'll be well looked-after and it's easy now - this other person is off your back - not a burden we want - we want your body we want your body we want your body we want your body -- "body" public image ltd. |
i narrate my own life, like this.
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I find myself doing that, too, rex, especially after a weekend of reading books...I start writing my every activity I do in my head like the novel I just finished.
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"Shawnee's comment somehow offended me, partly due to the fact her audacity caused her to presume I gave a damn."
im only kidding, the voice in my head has a british accent. Ello, ello govna! |
lumberjim have you ever watched this?
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I was intrigued, nay, fascinated, that this newbie rex had given me any thought whatsoever, considering my relative lowness on the Cellar totem pole.
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"She could never know the contempt I carried for her was merely a ruse, designed to masquerade my passion for both her, and her, 'themed songs', my God, how I loved them so."
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I contemplated what rex had said, and wondered if I could use this newly found knowledge to my advantage. Yeah, we tease him a lot, 'cause we got him on the spot., but when he was young and his heart was an open book, he used to say live and let live (you know he did.) Perhaps he was looking for love, exciting and new. However, he's the cat that won't cop out, when there's danger all about. Sure, he may be a bit creepy, a bit kooky, but here we are face to face...a couple of silver spoons. Maybe he and me were never meant to be, but we're gonna make our dreams come true. For me and you. If it doesn't work out, well, suicide is painless
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"I now knew this was no ordinary woman, oh no. This was the kind of woman who could turn the world on with her smile, who could take a nothing day, and suddenly make it all seem worth-while. However I was no ordinary man, her life with me would consist of a shadowy flight into a dangerous world, with a man, who does not exist. Yes, together we would be moving on up, to the east side, to that deluxe apartment in the sky. To the east side. Baby, we finally got a piece of the pie."
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LMAO at all of you weird-os! Shawnee and Rex--get a room! and then narrate that for us! Yeah, baby! You could be cyber friends who turned into cyber LOVERS who are now going to meet in a seedy cyber motel to have awkward, first-time cyber SEX!
See? that's how I internal monologue--like a porn director. |
<inside my noggin> ...what am I doing here?...is the hardness of the butter proportional to the softness of the bread?...why are they giving me a strange look?...I gotta pee...hey look a chipmonk!...when shops have a sign on the door 'Guide dogs only' who is supposed to read it? The dog?...oh, what am I doing here?...I gotta pee...hey look, that cloud looks like a bunny rabbit!...why is the phrase 'It's none of my business' always followed by 'but...'?...uh, what am I doing here?...those people staring at me are creeping me out...man, I really need to pee...why do teenagers express their burning desires to be different by dressing exactly the same?...hey look...so on and so on...:unsure:
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lol @ y'all! I knew this could be the funniest thread ever!
I can't top it now, but I just know I'll be thinking of theme song replies all weekend! :p |
The lowest figure on a totem pole has the highest respect of the tribe.
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Oh. You think I might know that. :o
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