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Dirty lyrics that technically aren't
I was listening to the oldest version of Shake, Rattle and Roll by Big Joe Turner, when he sang these lyrics.
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Back in the day when there were censors, it was almost a game what artists would try to sneak past them. The Blues was very earthy music, and when it started moving to the mainstream I'm sure some changes were made. Still, a lot of songs had more than one meaning. |
C'mon, just listen to ANY ZZ Top song....
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Stick out your can,
here come the garbage man. I'm not the butcher, and I'm not the butcher's son. But, I can give you meat, till the butcher boy comes. |
That puts me in mind of:
I have a sad story to tell you It may hurt your feelings a bit Last night when I walked into my bathroom I stepped in a big pile of (chorus) Shaving cream, be nice and clean Shave everyday and you'll always look keen |
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Big Balls by AC/DC And the ever infamous "Louie Louie" by The Kingsmen
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Big Balls by AC/DC
We had a LT when I was stationed in IceLand , he used to arrange these road trips for us , once we were going to Gullfoss http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gullfoss I think , well this LT desided to bring his girl friend along ( nice looking Blond chick ) , wel we had brought along a jam box ( and a half gallon of vodka ) , wwell after a while on the road ( and few shots ) dude with the jam box played Big Balls ,, the LT was NOT happy !!!!! Damn those were some Long Quiet rides after that !!! |
Well, he should have known better. Was this LT ROTC? Or a REMF?
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This prob'ly crosses the line. Euphamism overload!
Foxtrot, Uniform, Charlie, Kilo. Bloodhound Gang Quote:
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"I wanna be your back-door man"
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"Hey, baby, I'm your telephone man
You just show me where you want it and I'll put it where I can I can put it in the bedroom, I can put it in the hall I can put it in the bathroom, I can hang it on the wall You can have it with a buzz, you can have it with a ring And if you really want it you can have a ding-a-ling Because-a hey baby, I'm your telephone man" Can you believe that? And then he says: "Now when other fellas call ya tell 'em how it all began" Well...can you imagine? My heart began a-thumpin' and my mind began to fly And I knew I wasn't dealin' with no ordinary guy So while he was a-talking I was thinkin' up my plan Then my fingers did the walkin' on the telephone man Singin' hey lolly, lolly Hey lolly, lolly Hey lolly, lolly Get it any way you can Right? Ha ha ha, so... I got it in the bedroom, and I got it in the hall And I got it in the bathroom, and he hung it on the wall I got it with a buzz, and I got it with a ring And when he told me what my number was I got a ding-a-ling A-singin' hey lolly, lolly Hey lolly, lolly Hey lolly, lolly Just-a doin' my thing Ha, ha...I've never done anything like this before! |
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When I was in France with the Army One day I looked into my kit I thought I would find me a sandwich But the darn thing was loaded with shhh... ...Shaving Cream |
The Who - Squeeze Box
Mama's got a squeeze box she wears on her chest And when Daddy comes home he never gets no rest Cause she's playin' all night And the music's all right Mama's got a squeeze box Daddy never sleeps at night Well the kids don't eat And the dog can't sleep There's no escape from the music In the whole damn street Cause she's playin' all night And the music's all right Mama's got a squeeze box Daddy never sleeps at night She goes in and out and in and out and in and out and in and out She's playin' all night And the music's all right Mama's got a squeeze box Daddy never sleeps at night She goes squeeze me Come on and squeeze me Come on and tease me like you do I'm so in love with you Mama's got a squeeze box Daddy never sleeps at night She goes in and out and in and out and in and out and in and out Cause she's playin' all night And the music's all right Mama's got a squeeze box Daddy never sleeps at night [/size] |
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Panama - Van Halen
Uh! Oh yeah! Ah-huh! Jump back, what's that sound? Here she comes, full blast and top down Hot shoe, burnin' down the avenue Model citizen, zero discipline Don't ya know she's coming home with me You'll lose her in that turn I'll get her! Panama, Panama Panama, Panama Ain't nothin' like it, her shiny machine Got the feel for the wheel, keep the movin' parts clean Hot shoe, burnin' down the avenue Got an on-ramp comin' through my bedroom Don't you know she's coming home with me You'll lose her in that turn I'll get her Uh-oh! Panama, Panama. Wow! Panama, Panama oh-oh-oh-oh Woo! (Guitar Solo) Yeah, we're runnin' a little bit hot tonight I can barely see the road from the heat comin' off You know what I'm sayin' Ahh, you reach down put it between my legs n' ease the seat back She's runnin', I'm flyin' Right behind in the rearview mirror now Got the fearin', power steerin' Pistons poppin', ain't no stoppin' now Panama, Panama Panama, Panama oh-oh-oh-oh Panama, Panama oh-oh-oh-oh Panama |
Drop Dead Legs - Van Halen (kinda like zztop) most of their songs are technically......
Ow! Drop dead legs Pretty smile Hurts my head Gets me wild Dig that steam Giant butt Makes me scream I get a nut nut nuthin but the shakes over you (Nothin) Nothin' else could ever do You know that you want it (Woo!) I know what you need You know that you want it (Baby!) When the night is through Will I still be lovin' you? (Woo!) Dig those moves Vampire Set me loose Get it higher Throw my rope Loop-de-loop Nice white teeth; Betty Boop Play it cool, Real heavy I ain't fooled Get it ready Ooh, oh baby! You know that you want it (oh, oh oh) I know what you need (Ooh!) You know that you want it (Baby) When the night is through, (Ow!) Will I still be lovin' you? (Uh!) |
Alabama Song - The Doors (via Bertolt Brecht)
"Show me the way to the next little girl." (apparently originally the lyrics were "pretty boy.") In retrospect, perhaps those were intentionally dirty. |
Traveling Riverside Blues / Lemon Song - LZ
Squeeze my lemon 'til the juice runs down my leg Squeeze it so hard, I'll fall right out of bed Squeeze my lemon, 'til the juice runs down my leg Spoken: I wonder if you know what I'm talkin' about Oh, but the way that you squeeze it girl I swear I'm gonna fall right out of bed |
technically - these are!!!! (all that has been posted)
Whitesnake - Slide it in You talk too much, Never saying what's on your mind, It's written on your face, An' in the words you hide behind I know what you want, I can see what you're looking for, I know what you want from me, An' I'm gonna give you more I'm gonna slide it in Right to the top, Slide it in, I ain't never gonna stop Slide it in, Right to the top, I'm gonna slide it in, slide it in, Slide it, in baby... Sometimes you seem Just like a stranger to me, But, all the games you play Make it so easy to see You're looking for love, Tho' you try to deny, The things you put me through Tell me what I've got to do to you I'm gonna slide it in, Right to the top, Slide it in, I ain't never gonna stop Slide it in, Right to the top, I'm gonna slide it in, slide it in... You talk too much, Always treating me so unkind, I know what I've got to do, To get me some peace of mind I'm gonna slide it in, Right to the top, Slide it in, I ain't never gonna stop Slide it in, Right to the top, I'm gonna slide it in, slide it in, Slide it in, Right to the top Slide it in, I ain't never gonna stop Slide it in, Right to the top, I'm gonna slide it in, slide it in, slide it, Slide it in, slide it in, Right to the top, baby... |
"Really love your peaches
Want to shake your tree" Steve Miller Band |
One of several versions of The Woodpecker Song goes something like this, but I should bracket the received material with a first verse and a last verse that I've known for decades:
Tune: Dixie, messed with as needed. One day I saw a telephone pole And in that pole was a woodpecker's hole And I thought That I ought To examine it More closely. I put my finger in the woodpecker's hole, And the woodpecker said, "God bless my soul, Take it out, take it out, take it out, REMOVE IT!" I removed my finger from the woodpecker's hole, And the woodpecker said, "God bless my soul, Put it back, put it back, put it back, REPLACE IT!" [The rhythm gradually speeds, verse by verse. Sing the significant verbs with an obvious hyphen between syllables.] Other verses: Replaced/turn it round/REVOLVE IT! Revolved/turn it back/REVERSE IT! Reversed/in and out/RECIPROCATE IT! Reciprocated/speed it up/ACCELERATE IT! Accelerated /slow it down/RETARD IT! Retarded/once again/REPEAT IT! Repeated/twist it ‘round/RE-ARTICULATE IT! Re-articulated /let it go/RELEASE IT! Released/pull it out/RETRACT IT! Retracted/the other hole/RE-ALIGN IT! Re-aligned/pull it out/REMOVE IT! Removed/take a whiff/REVOLTING! Or, alternatively, gradually rallentando from the earlier frenetic pace, and best delivered with a postorgasmic expression on the singer's face: ...Pull it out!/Pull it out!/Pull it out -- I've had it! |
Lick It Up - Kiss
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listening as we post
Everybody Wants Some - Van Halen |
C'mon angel my hearts on fire
Don't deny your man's desire You'd be a fool to stop this tide Spread your wings and let me come inside Sometimes while shopping I hear this song being played. I wonder if it were more of a modern alternative song there would be a moral outcry and banned for it's suggestive nature? oh good 'ole Rod. |
suggestive lyrics that technically aren't
I met you on Monday, that's my lucky bun day...you know what I mean!
I love you each weekday, each velvety cheek day...you know what I mean! |
With a four speed on the floor they'll be waiting at the door
You know that ain't no shit we'll be getting lots of tit Go grease lightning you're coasting through the heat lap trial You are supreme the chicks'll cream for grease lightning With new pistons, plugs, and shocks I can get off my rocks You know that I ain't bragging she's a real pussy wagon On second thought, those ARE technically dirty. Woohooo! |
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