The random sex post thread
 

Thank you, Bruce. I'm really touched by your effort.

So, here's a sex thread. Just for me. (keeping in mind, of course, there are minors here. :D

I've often contemplated standing on the sidewalk with a sandwich board reading, Free Blowjobs!

But somehow, that's still on my to-do list.

Wouldn't that be illegal prostitution?

Do it and post the pics.
The pics of the SIGN and the SIDEWALK you pervs.
Seriously I'd double take about 3 times if I saw that.

not if it were free!

Hmmmm....Touche.

So that be classified as just....slutty whoring hobag.
Don't do it then.

hehe. How about . . . generous oral provider?

Yeah, but I'm sure most of us have a dentist that would love for us to come in for more frequently.

Would there be a hole in the sign?

no, but it would have to be flexible, so I could kneel!

Or you could carry a step ladder with you. Less stress on the knees.

Or just do what I did after I first came out. Go to a bath house and let them cum to you. ;-)

What would have to be flexible so you could kneel. The sign????? :yelsick:

right. I'm wearing the sign.

visualization not one of your skills, hmm?

too bad I had to retire my tongue piercing.

Oh I thought you were holding it up a protestor or a hitchhiker.

no, just walking back and forth on the sidewalk hoping to lure unsuspecting . . . . um I mean, hoping to bestow free BJs!

Holy crap we have a winner, right here in our own cellar.

Random: Do girls really not enjoy reverse cowgirl?

YES!

I need to meet people like you in real life...

Why!?

Maybe because it is difficult to keep your balance. Or maybe she missed the "not" part of that sentence. ;)

Definately not as pleasurable as regular cowgirl for me. Can occasionally even hurt.

YMMV depending on your partner.

Same here. I find it downright uncomfortable.

Huh, I'm surprised. I like it a lot.

I think different partners fit different ways. Experimentation can be fun!

I'm so glad there's a random sex thread now!

One question for Cloud, though: Why GIVE it away? Are you that much into them? I am into the oral love but it has to be the right person.
































AAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Gotcha!
;)

Awww shit, thats correct Iggy. I did miss the NOT part.

I like it a lot.

Why give it away? Because I like it! And because men are so appreciative.

Never really understood why a lot of women don't like to give head.

amen!!! thank you, cloud, for carrying that flag - your effort will not be overlooked.

Cloud go on Oprah and like, tell the nation of women out there that yes, blowjobs are healthy, stress relieving and fun! Get the word out there! Everyone will love you. ;)

like I said. The men are always so appreciative!

(slurp!)

Ditto. :blush:

I'm so sad my Tom of Finland toile sheets that I ordered from this one place never materialized (!pun alert!)

:D :p :yelgreedy

(singing)

First of May, First of May -- outdoor fucking starts today!

Hey baby, I wish I were your derivative so I could lie tangent to your curves.

NERD!!!!!!!!!!

:sweat:
I'm studying for my calculus final sorry!

did I mention I don't even want anything in return for the bjs?

. . . okay, maybe a kiss. Afterwards, with tongue.:angel:

Me too actually.

I'm sorry, I can be a third derivative sometimes.

You need to study more.

What you really want is to be perpendicular to her surface normal. Tangents touch in only one place, you tease.

Way to kill a great one liner :yeldead:

:nadkick:

You want a great one liner?

You need to study more.

You lol'in yet?

Yo V, he's 19... he only wants to touch in one place. It's us old farts that settle for spooning.

ok, why are there only (besides ducks and Bruce) only older chicks and young fellas posting in this thread? lol

Coz the young bucks are learning stuff off the older chicks???

And they are talking smart stuff, not smuttie. When the smut comes out, I will join in properly.

Ath I Exthpected!

31? Old? pffft. :headshake

I have a bottle of Geritol with your name on it, LabRat! :D

You gonna start up with me whippersnapper? I'll whip your skinny little arse into submission with my tennis balled walker and hogtie you with my lifeline cord!!!

I didn't know 22 was old.

We're even. I didn't know 46 was young. ;)

It is, haven't you heard? 46 is the new 26! :D

I think it's kind of like how when an actress is 40 she gets cast as the mother in movies, whereas when a male actor is 40 he gets cast as the romantic lead opposite Jessica Alba.

because us oldies are goodies

I like the title of this thread. I'm always looking for some random sex. Actually, I'd settle for some planned sex, or even accidental sex.

I'll bet there's a roofie in it, don't trust that lecher, LabRat.

I like a good BJ in the morning.

yeah...I reckon it has a lot to do with the bronco yer bustin, m'am

I was trying to think of something good and sexy to talk about... and I'm coming up with nothing. I think I have discussed most of the topics available. Tell you what... if someone comes up with something fun to discuss and joins in with me, I will be happy to contribute much more. :D

talk about the time you had porno sex.

What do you mean porno sex? That it was video taped? That others saw it? That I was paid to do it? That it was just crazy and wild? Because I could take that many different ways, and some of them would mean that I have never had porno sex.