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YAWN: Another Washington Sex Scandal
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And before everyone decides to bring up Clinton, let me make one distinction. At least Democrats don't have to pay for it.:doit: |
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Cause they're not. But neither are the repubicans. |
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Isn't AT&T involved with that illegal wire tapping? Isn't Duke where those Field Hockey players were accused of raping those entertainers? He certainly left a trail of scandal behind. Don't forget to tip your waiters. |
This is but the tip of the iceberg. The madam in question was basically the supplier for all of capitol hill and her book of names is in an evidence bag somewhere....
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Bill Mahr would probably have to host a three hour special just to cover all of the humor potential. And what if the book is coded? Bill Frist ... SW/Gblo/Cbk/Dm/Shp:blush: Jim Bunning ... Viag++/Slp Joe Biden ... +++? |
She tried to sell the book/list but a judge wouldn't let her.
All the names will come out soon enough - and yes its far, far worse for republicans. I think they are all (politicians of both stripes) a bunch of losers so I'm kind of looking forward to it. I check Drudge/Fark/Smoking Gun regularly :-) |
Nothing really new under the sun.
Lest we forget, one of the reasons Obama is currently contending for first place as the Democratic candidate for president is that he has 2 years of experience in the Senate. One of the reasons he got to be a Senator is that his opponent Jack Ryan's campaign self-destructed when reporters were able to get his divorce papers unsealed. Ryan's ex-wife, Jeri Ryan, is an actress and major babe familiar to Star Trek fans as Seven of Nine. Jack allegedly was not content to merely have one of the hottest wives in Washington, and the resulting allegations sank his political career at warp speed. |
Why do we give a shit who sleeps with whom?
All I care about is the job they do. |
I agree with Rob. On the other hand, I love to see self-righteous assholes get a comeuppance.
Moral? Keep legislation out of the bedroom, and you automatically defuse the humor potential when you get caught getting 'massaged'. |
The fun thing is that her defense is that she ran a massage and fantasy business with no sex involved. She turned her phone records over to ABC so that they can do the leg work and ask all of her clients if sex is involved.
So the government freezes all of her assets, forcing her to use a public defender. The judge also denies her the right to sell her lists. So she gave them to ABC for free. The first episode airs on 20/20 May 4th.:corn: It does seem unfair that the government can freeze assets before a person has been declared guilty so that they can't afford a lawyer to defend themselves. It sounds like she's found a way to make her point. The monolithic 'government' doesn't care about this. The individuals all throughout D.C. who represent the movers and shakers in the government probably care a great deal. Unfortunately, the case is so public now that there is no way to make it disappear. Quote:
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I'm sorta with Elspode. I wouldn't care at all who they slept with...
...except that they want to tell ME who to sleep with. |
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I'm trying to figure out how many judges they had to talk to before they found one that wouldn't have to recuse himself. And I'm sure by the time they found one, he or she was given a littany of instructions and a crash-course in seldom-used legal maneuvers to keep the list under wraps. I'm holding my breath to see if they impose a gag order on ABC! Guffaw!! There are rivers of sweat running down Pennsylvania Avenue, political favors are being called in left and right, PR firms telephones are ringing off the hook. Yes, ladies and gentlemen these are our elected representatives in all their stinkin' glory. |
All the furor over some sex; I don't get it. Heck, if I were to manage to have sex there would probably be a ticker-tape parade in town.
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It just breaks my heart to see yawn and sex in the same sentence.
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The world isn't transparent; we never completely know how well these people do their jobs, or what other figs they're plucking. |
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Say... you live in DC. Are you getting in on all this action going on down there?
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A gentleman doesn't kiss and tell...
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Do they kiss and pay?
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Escorts don't kiss, and I'm no gentleman, so it all works out.
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Hey, HM, where's a good place in DC to buy a wig 'n some lipstick??? |
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If we get rid of the stigma of sexual behavior and giving a damn if someone is divorced, gay, sleeping around, dating or not, then they will be able to leave their wives before dating around if they are not happy in their marriage, instead of trying to maintain the image of the perfect, ridiculous, xian, family that so many feels means "something". Get rid of that bullshit, and then they can leave their wives whenever they want. Finally, even if they do cheat on their wives, that has nothing to do with their integrity elsewhere. I, for me, do not lie anywhere in my life, even the "how does this look on me" crap. Those in my life know not to expect me to lie about those. If it makes you look bad, I tell you. An aunt asked me once if she looked like she had gained weight... I still hear about that "episode". However, I don't think that most do that or should. If you can lie about how she looks in a dress you can separate your personal life and your business life. As long as they have a good track record professionally, I will vote for them. |
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Perhaps... but I don't see them projecting it on others in the way xians do.
They leave it in their own home where it belongs. |
Oh, I see. Jewish, Muslim, Buddist, et al, people don't consider whether a candidate is divorced, gay, a philanderer, or whatever. Right.
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I don't think as much, or in the same way that xians do. No.
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Oh, I know you don't think so. But that's because you've got some kind of notion that all Christians, and apparently Jews, etc, etc, think alike. That's your mistake.
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And the S.F.Chronicle reports a March 8-12, Pew national survey; Quote:
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So, some Christians have a brain about some things. This is supposed to impress me? They still believe in the tooth fairy.
This says what about how they will vote for a gay candidate that is clearly the best black woman for the job? |
This says you don't know how any Christian, or anyone else, will vote. It says you can't predict election outcomes by the religion of the voters. It says only you believe in the tooth fairy while religious people are considering more, in deciding what candidates to support. It shows you're prejudice and wrong.
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Not a prejudice, a fact. Not prejudiced. |
You don't know what Christians think. Christians don't know what Christians think, except ones they have actually talked to. You've been watching too many TV Evangelists ... worse yet believing them.
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Or reading the Bible...
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More than reading, believing. By the way, most Christians do very little of either.
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Good grief. One minute we're having fun poking fun at those pompous asses on capitol hill and the next minute we're on an "I know Christians better than you do" hijack?
Well I got news for you gents: Jesus just left Chicago and he's bound for N'oLeans. Allllll aBourd!!! Now, where were we? Oh yeah. ABC sucked their nads into their colon and won't release the names of any of the Madam's clients. God, why couldn't that woman have just handed the list over to Drudge? He'd a told that lawyer to ... well, you know. And we'd have ALL the names. But NOOOOooooo she has to give it to a network. No fun. No fun at all, I tell ya. |
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The john's lawyer contacted ABC and threatened all kind of legal hell if they told, ABC caved and the perp is free for another day. It'll all come out in time. |
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Only when pertinent, you don't have to stalk me you know?
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Don't flatter yourself.
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