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Undertoad 04-09-2007 02:33 PM

April 9, 2007: Excellent goatse-like advertising
 
http://cellar.org/2007/neato.gif

It's Neatorama collaboration Monday!

http://cellar.org/2007/jobsintown.jpg

This Boing Boing'd item is an ad from a German job-hunting site. It's actually a banner across a pedestrian tunnel, I think -- telling you there are better says to get a good job than to kiss your boss's ass. Or crawl up your boss's ass. Or whatever.

http://cellar.org/2007/jobsintown2.jpg

I'd walk through there! But I wouldn't be happy about it.

Be sure to visit Neatorama for more neato items all the time!

DanaC 04-09-2007 02:39 PM

Quote:

It's actually a banner across a pedestrian tunnel, I think -- telling you there are better says to get a good job than to kiss your boss's ass. Or crawl up your boss's ass.
I'm glad you explained that. I thought it was saying there are better careers than being a rentboy.

Sheldonrs 04-09-2007 02:40 PM

At least you go in expecting a crappy job.

duck_duck 04-09-2007 02:40 PM

I would be scared to walk in there. It might be stinky. :greenface

milkfish 04-09-2007 03:50 PM

There are better ways to make English.

lumberjim 04-09-2007 06:30 PM

this is just a place marker until i can get home and photoshop some funnier words onto that ass

simian 04-09-2007 06:44 PM

Heh heh, I'd rather see them walking out.:D

freshnesschronic 04-09-2007 08:33 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by milkfish (Post 332277)
There are better ways to make English.

hahahhaha

DanaC 04-09-2007 08:34 PM

Come to think of it......why's it in English at all?

bluecuracao 04-09-2007 10:02 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by simian (Post 332352)
Heh heh, I'd rather see them walking out.:D

Running out would be better!

Oh, no it wouldn't. Never mind.

DanaC 04-09-2007 10:03 PM

eww now there's an image

piercehawkeye45 04-10-2007 01:04 AM

I know one person that would like that...

bluecuracao 04-10-2007 01:10 AM

Running out or going in?

piercehawkeye45 04-10-2007 01:11 AM

Both I guess.

DanaC 04-10-2007 01:11 AM

running out, then going in, then running out, then going in....

tissy_uk 04-10-2007 07:15 AM

reminds me of my job, making shitty food for little turds

HungLikeJesus 04-10-2007 10:16 AM

This billboard would have much more impact if it were located in Gaza.

findpolitics 04-10-2007 10:18 AM

It looks like the English text has been photoshopped on. Look at the pixelation around the words.

DanaC 04-10-2007 06:01 PM

oooo....okay. I am a bit of a dunce re: all things photoshop:P

glatt 04-10-2007 09:56 PM

I've seen the image in other places on the web. Crowd scene is the same in all, but some have no words at all on the ass, and others have no pixelation around the English. I haven't seen any in German.

Undertoad 04-11-2007 10:30 AM

The pixellation is JPG compression artifacts.


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