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Cellar gals: Have you accidentally flashed someone?
An odd question, I know; the reason behind it will be revealed in the fullness of time.
Have you ever accidentally (or on purpose) flashed someone getting into or out of a vehicle? i.e. Hiked up skirt, not a boob shot. For the accidentals: did you notice? did the other person notice? What were each of your reactions? What, if any repercussions? What was the situation? How were you dressed? For the intentionals: What was your motivation? What result did you get? how did you plan/ accomplish your goal? Did the other person notice? What were each of your reactions? What, if any repercussions? What was the situation? How were you dressed? If not a vehicular flash, then what kind? Thanks. |
Yes. And please describe it in detail. For scientific purposes, you see.:D
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I don't think this is exactly what you're looking for, but once, after a dead show, several car loads of us were sleeping at a very crowded highway rest stop. I was sleeping in Jim's rabbit with him, but all my stuff was in a big box on top of my friend's van. I only had a little sun dress on and got really cold in the middle of the night. I got out of the car, ran across the parking lot and climbed the ladder up the van. As I was struggling to open the box and find a blanket, giant gusts of wind repeatedly blew my dress up pretty much over my head. I didn't care that much, it was dark, middle of the night, and I really just wanted to find a god damned blanket... and then the horns started honking... apparently all the truckers were awake and noticed me standing on top of a van, almost nekkid. :blush:
When I got back to LJs car, and pushed him off my seat, he was relieved that I had decided to buy the whole set of books. :rolleyes:(he talks in his sleep if you try to wake him up) |
One time in Paris I was going out at night wearing a long wrap dress and walked over one of those air vents in the sidewalk... luckily I caught my dress in time!
The really funny thing was that my mom and I had gone shopping for a dress for me to wear that evening, and the dress I *almost* went with was a version of the one that Marilyn Monroe had worn in The Seven Year Itch. That would have been pretty funny. :) |
i don't know, but probably.
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I thought you put your stuff in cans, not boxes.
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I've never done it intentionally, but it has happened accidentally a few times, such as...when I first met Monkeyboy, he was bartending and always wanted an over-the-bar hello kiss when I came in to visit (aww). One time, I made the mistake of wearing a particularly short skirt, so when I stood on the rung of the barstool and leaned over, I ended up flashing a table full of senior citizens behind me. They were too polite to say anything, but when I stole a glance at them (after I sat back down), they all had that, "Nope, I didn't see nothin'!" expression. :lol:
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That picture of Britney? Do you think it's for real?
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C'mon women...we need more stories!
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Good thread, to bad there are few takers. Must be the oppressed masses.
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Maybe we can include stories by the guys who have been flashed. Maybe this doesn't happen all that often.
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I can't say it's ever happened to me. Why do you ask? I sense there's a story here . . . .
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I've been flashed about 7 times in my life, unfortunately (for me), 5 of them were guys.
For some reason people have to prove to me that they don't have a small penis I have never flashed someone. |
Oh yeah, I am a shocker....I just forget that I have a skirt on.
Its actually quite hard to get out of a car without flashing, so I will raise my hand for that one. No great reactions tho. I did have a nasty incident with a *SUV* over here, I had to climb into the back cargo department and had a tiny little skirt on, with tinier underwear on. I had to climb out with my arse in the air and I didnt pay anything attention to what was really going on and as I finished backing out....I got a standing ovation...by a group of footballers on a bus...that had STOPPED when they had seen what was about to happen. I often flash friends husbands/boyfriends because I sit on the couch talking to my gf and just start putting my legs in weird positions and the hubbie/bf will walk in. My friends have learned though and know its not intentional, so they usually slap my legs when their partner comes in. As a promo bimbo, I used to flash bits n pieces quite regularly. |
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I once went along with a group of Boy Scouts for a rafting weekend trip on the Guadalupe river in New Braunfels, Texas. We stayed overnight at a friend's riverside house and before we set out on the river the kids were all having fun watching the somewhat rowdy college kids and other drunken adults going by on the river. While none of the adult leaders were around the boys got the idea to make up cards with numbers like those used by the judges at the Olympics. The adult leaders began hearing all the boys cheering so we went to investigate. Each time the ladies going by on the river held up their tops to expose ample boosums the boys cheered and held up 9's and 10's. It was really pretty funny and pretty inovative of the kids. Oh, for the days of youthful homrones! :D |
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The bathrooms in Starbucks aren't His & Hers, but Theirs. You're supposed to lock the door.
Well, she didn't. I didn't get all the way through the door but I did get a look at her rushing for the door handle with her panties down -- quite good looking, dishwater blonde on top, and a quite attractive bronzelike shade below. So I had something else to think about other than my bladder. |
In line at the In & Out Burger with my wife in Hollywood. I was looking elsewhere and my wife jabbed me in the ribs, hard.
A very attractive, very athletic brunet had gotten out of her car, guess she needed something from the back, hatch-back. She had a very short skirt and tight tank-top on. What she needed was very deep inside the car. She had no underwear on. Where is my squirt-gun when I need it? |
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Not by accident, no.
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Details?
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Well, you see ... this friend of mine has a picnic every year ...
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Why do I feel slightly obvious responding to this thread?
Yes - I have flashed accidentally in the past - but only as far as flashing my underwear, except on the occasion below, but I'm not sure if qualified medical practitioners count? My colleague and I had had a "greedy afternoon" (this was before I clicked that she was bulimic - I thought she was a yo-yo dieter like me). We polished off a tin of hazelnut praline straws between us. When I got home that evening I was really hot and itchy - and this was in a very cool old cottage, which didn't store the heat at all. I ended up lying on the bed with cold wet tissues all over me and still couldn't get any relief. By the morning I had angry red lumps in all my creases - my elbows and the top of my legs were the worst, so I booked an appointment with the Doctor, getting in immediately which was a stroke of luck. The GP I saw really didn't seem interested in diagnosing what was wrong. He glanced at my arm, said, "Allergic reaction, you just need some OTC anti-histamine tablets" and left it at that. Now as this had never happened to me before, I wanted to make sure the Doctor had actually seen the extent of the problem - in case he was just assuming it was on my arms. So I pulled my skirt up, forgetting that I had the briefest of thongs on (trying to minimise contact with the affected areas). As I stood and lifted my skirt I could feel just by knowing my own body's geography that my thong had crept up to hide, and I was presenting the poor young man with my flaps. Ah well. That'll larn him not to be dismissive when faced with a concerned female patient! |
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