Sometimes Cellar members make me...
 

...laugh.

...chuckle....giggle...grin till my cheeks hurt.

:worried:, also :eyebrow: , a little :eek: , at times :dunce: , rarely :vomit: but more often than not :biggrinlo

sometimes :doit:


:yum:

.. hungry

...occassionally tear my hair out in frustration.....shake my head in amazement.....laugh out loud.....very sad.

...throw up...just a little bit, in my mouth.

...touch myself.

... pessimistic about the future of humanity.

feel disgusted :greenface
blow someone annoying off :finger:
excercise free speach :bitching:
sometimes speachless :speechls:
alot of the time I'll just read :morncoff:

... hopeful about the future of humanity (shame about the planet, though ...).

rend my clothing

Like to see that.

want to SHOUT!

...a sammich, bitch!!

...ejaculate with joy!

Sheldon...you've misspelled "Joe".

...want to wash, rinse...repeat.

mostly laugh out loud, but occasionaly make me think "whoa - overshare", and every now and then make want to say "quit your whining crybaby"...... and then I laugh out loud at the crybaby.

I'm going to go with laugh out loud.

...open an internet cafe called "The Cellar"

sharp intake of breath over clenched teeth...eyes wide ...oh boy:worried:

It takes a big man to cry, but it takes a bigger man to laugh at that man.
--Jack Handy
:D

You call him what you will and I'll call him what I will.

Wait a minute...does Joe know about this Will guy? :right:

sometimes cellar members make me:

1. think harder than i normally would.
2. stay up too late
3. care about grammar
4. feel the urge to defacate
5. see into the future
6. afraid that they might really mean what they are saying
7. look good in tights
8. wish i had looked before i leaped
9. expect more from those around me
10. wonder where they get some of this shit

Yes, and he's not the first Will I've been in. ;)

smile :D and laugh :lol2: .

What can I say? You folks are :thumb2:

Well, gotta :bolt:

... realize how differently some people think.

...laugh out loud.

This is why I think griff is so friggin funny. I want this on a cellar tshirt.
Here's my cc #. order me one:

4x2x 3x4x 2x7x 1x2x exp. 10/08

hurry before i sober up.

You can repost your cc # when you sober up.

Bruce you're messing with my livelyhood.

sometimes cellar members make me:
 

Sane when I was at my craziest. Found when I was at my most lost. Educated when i was most stupid. Stable when I was trashed. Wish You all knew. TY. You arrogant, patronizing, wordy, bunch o desk jockies! Drinks all 'round an cheers to you!

Ha ha ha. that wasn't really my credit card number it was made up. But thanks for thinking I could get that drunk with out passing out.

For the record, I don't even have a credit card, been credit card free for over ten years.

note that bruce is working round the clock to keep us form being as stupid as we can.

I was honestly tossed up 50/50 whether you'd really posted it or not. I think I was on the side of fake at the end, only because the numbers looked to be typed almost exclusively with the left hand, they weren't random enough. But if I'd had the ability, I probably would have edited it too.

loTEK911, cheers.

Not sometimes but always, year after year, Cellar members make me happy to be alive. Although I am often anti-social, I find a connection to you all, and I find it to be a gift that we give each other.

I find a connection to the readers too. Lurk away if you must. In time I hope you will find it in yourself to give the gift of yourself. The gift you receive in return may be priceless.

Herpes, the gift that keeps on giving.

I love you all in a completely non-gay way. I'm gonna miss ya'll when I'm apedalin'.

...make me laugh, angry, happy, clean my monitor.

Ty UT. Means alot. No joke. Ya'll damn near raised me for a year an a half. Wish I had posted more when I had th access. Now I throw in my two cents to be shot at when I ave time.

And it's not as dangerous as gonorrhea...usually.