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WWJD
What would Jesus DRIVE?
I'm guessing a Christler. :-) (Sorry, bored and feelin' silly) What kind of cars would other people in history drive? |
Herik Ibsen drove a Fjord.
JFK didn't drive a Dodge. |
Lincoln's last trip was in a Ford.
And I hear Tiger Woods rides a caddy now and then. ;-) |
Didn't Dr. Doolittle have a 'Vette?
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I understand many winos favor the Ford Thunderbird.
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I've heard vegetarians prefer the Ford Windstar
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LOL!!! I thought he prefers a stick? |
wink wink nudge nudge
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Care to ride my Wiener Mobile?
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The confederate soldier in Gone With the Wind drove a Nissan Xterra.
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I think it's been well documented that Monica Lewinsky drove a Hummer.
Louisa May Alcott would have driven a little Le Mans. |
The alcoholic drove a Rennault Le Quor.
The naked woman showed me her Vulvo. Lord, I was born a Rambler, man. Mick drove a Fleetwood, Mac. |
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I thought Tiger Woods drove a Golf?
Verne Troyer drives a mini. The Taco Bell chihuahua drove a Pinto. I got nuthin'. |
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Because you're so easy to get into from the rear? |
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I just have to say that I <3 Sheldon (in a completely non-gay way). |
I'm pretty sure there's a joke in there somewhere... but you'll forgive me if I quit after a cursory and unsuccessful search. :eek:
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Anna Nicole drove a train (and wrecked it)
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I reckon Spexxvet must drive a Focus
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And wolf a Wrangler
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I pegged sheldon as driving a Probe...
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Bofus? |
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Sheldon, I'd do you first.
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Eugene drove a Jeep.
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Sheldon is alright with seconds, but not thirds and fourths.
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JC would drive a stolen Wal-Mart scooter around the trailer park.
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Alan Greenspan would drive a Fiat.
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A dinosaur.
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Both Visa's and Mastercard's CEOs drive Dodge Chargers.
The guy who owns the Superdome drives a Pontiac. The explorer Cortes would drive an El Dorado. Chuck Yeager was the first person to drive a Mustang Mach 1. Michael Chiklis drives a VW Thing. Yoko Ono broke up her Beetle. |
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