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Cloud 03-16-2007 09:24 PM

What's in your pocketsess? or Purse?
 
I tend to collect a lot of change at the bottom of my purse. I dump it all out and take the receipts, trash, coins, etc. and sort it out.

When I have enough change, I take it to the bank and put it into savings. Right now, my purse has:

Wallet
Little bottle of Stevia sweetener.
Red leather pouch containing cards, reserved money, stamps, coupons, etc.
Baggie with wipes.
pens, highlighters
comb
chapstick, lipstick
books (usually at least one, sometimes 2)
small notebook
my checkbook
misc. cosmetics
keys when I'm not at home.
occasionally shoes or underwear. :)

monster 03-16-2007 09:48 PM

I do not want to know what is in my purse/handbag. I have taken to ignoring it and "going bloke" -i bring it with me in the car but when i walk about I just take my wallet with my cash/credit cards/DL etc, my inhaler and my lens case in my pockets. And my cellphone and scraps of paper and pens which were always in my pockets.

OK I admit it, I know what is in my handbag -it's all the scraps of paper on which I have written notes. they are multiplying like bacteria. it's horrible.

In the good old days, before I completely lost control of day-to-day things, i used to carry a small backpack style handbag (about 9"*6"*3"). In it would be:

diary, checkbook, adressbook
2 wallets -one with every day cards and cash, one with the ones you almost never need but never know when that day with be. they also contained postage stamps and address labels
nailfile
lens case
spare set of lenses
glasses
inhaler
tube of eczema cream
painkillers
antacid tablets
needles and thread
2 new AA batteries
new film for camera
paperclips
rubber bands
hair bobbles
measuring tape
mini flashlight
watch
capstick
chewing gum
carboard cutout of each of my children's footprints
piece of yarn the length of each of my children's pant, with a knot showing the waistband width
mirror
flashdrive
swiss Army knife
set of mini screwdrivers
tweezers
tampons
permanent marker
knickers
bandaids
instant stitches

and a crapload more, I'm sure.

Yes, i was a scout.
Yes, the zip is bust and that is the main reason I have stopped carrying it about
Yes, I have a new handbag, it is bigger
Yes, the changeover is likely to be time-consuming. Hence the current essentials-only in pockets thang.

xoxoxoBruce 03-16-2007 09:56 PM

I'm glad to see you, but it's just a gun. ;)

monster 03-16-2007 10:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by xoxoxoBruce (Post 323770)
I'm glad to see you, but it's just a gun. ;)

I'm so glad. I was worried you were a little "pocketly-challenged".

Oh wait -that was just the ammo? :eek:

lumberjim 03-16-2007 10:09 PM

on a normal work day:

left pocket, front:
pack of malboro lights (not in the last 2 days!)
leatherman squirt multi tool
any coins i've gotten in change today

right pocket front:
lighter (not in the last 2 days!)
front pocket wallet, w/ credit cards and cash

shirt pocket:
razr, retractable gel pen- blue

coat pockets:

inside left breast
ipod nano, spare lighter

left outside
house keys, left glove

right outside
car keys, right glove
blistex

piercehawkeye45 03-16-2007 10:13 PM

Left pant pocket or left breast pocket when wearing a jacket - Ipod
Right pocket - keys, Student ID card, and cell phone, (change if have any)
Back right pocket - wallet if I am carrying it

zippyt 03-16-2007 10:51 PM

Shirt pocket ,
Pack of Marlboro lites
Lighter
Pen
Sharpie
2 different size pocket screwdrivers

Left front pants pocket
Roll of electrical tape

Right front pants pocket
home and work keys
Spydreco Dragonfly
some change

left rear pocket
my wallet

bluecuracao 03-16-2007 11:16 PM

I try to carry as small a purse as possible, but there's still too much crap in it. I'm not going to actually look, but I can guess there's:

- a bunch of change, no pennies
- Dr. Pepper lip gloss ALWAYS, compact, eye liner
- a bunch of receipts
- new-ish PA driver's license (a tough thing to come by these days)
- maybe some cash, if I'm lucky
- credit card, just in case
- batz maru notebook with stuff written in it I'll never read again
- cell phone usually, though it's on my desk right now
- promo pen
- big ole bunch of keys

freshnesschronic 03-17-2007 02:02 AM

wallet, pen, chap stick, keys, cell phone.
END

Clodfobble 03-17-2007 10:00 AM

My purse gets classified as a diaper bag. It's something pretty similar to monster's list, PLUS diapers, wipes, diaper rash creme, a tupperware of cheerios, a onesie, a waterproof bag, and a large assortment of miscellaneous baby-entertainment items.

AZjanny 03-17-2007 10:46 AM

Purse: besides my wallet.....a bottle of hydrocodone, vasoline, 2 sticks of dynomite (tampons).

Briefcase: more dynomite, body spritzer, files, toothbrush and paste, cell phone, day planner, another bottle of pain pills.

Pocket: nothin' but lint and the occasional vial of something or other for work (no, the vial is not another container of pills).:D

Beestie 03-17-2007 11:04 AM

Right pocket: keys, 4Gb encrypted USB drive
Left pocket: knife, razr, access card
back right: wallet
back left: coins

lumberjim 03-17-2007 12:17 PM

coins in your back pocket? that's fucked up. that's like drinking water from a coffee mug.

jinx 03-17-2007 12:21 PM

I haven't been carrying a purse much, just using my coat pockets. Razr in one side, wallet in the other with a chapstick and my car keys.

wolf 03-17-2007 12:37 PM

Pocketses:

Right Front
Two Pens
Packet of those Listerine Breath Strip things
Shell Casing
Rock
Gerber Paraframe pocket knife
Hair band
Burt's Bees Honey Lip Balm
(when not at work a pistol may or may not be included)
two lighters

Right Rear
Leather Search Gloves

Left Front
Wallet
Card Case
Pack of Camel Turkish Golds
4-6 Rubber Gloves (I grab a wad without counting and stuff them in at the beginning of a shift)

Left Rear
Empty

Keys hang from a belt loop, as does the cellphone. When I am on-call I carry a pager on the belt.

The Purse
Potentially scary. Beyond the normal purse contents, some highlights:
A paper foldout fan from the Zoo with big cats on it
Set of Hello Kitty Chopsticks in the event of a chinese food emergency
Two multitools (one has pliers and a flashlight, the other scissors)
Spare set of keys plus an additional spare car (valet/service) key.
Assorted spare pens and mechanical pencils
Box of Altoids
granola bar
Palm T|X
small notepad
data key
comb
mirror
Assorted feminine convenince products

AZjanny 03-17-2007 07:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by lumberjim (Post 323884)
coins in your back pocket? that's fucked up. that's like drinking water from a coffee mug.

:biglaugha

Sorry, this made me laugh out loud.

King 03-17-2007 07:37 PM

Everyday pocket contents:

Wallet
iPod
Phone
Keys
Pens
Sometimes some Fisherman's Friends

Far too much for my liking, but I need it.

SteveDallas 03-17-2007 07:55 PM

Left front: keys, loose change
Right front: eyedrops, often chewing gum
Left back: usualy empty, sometimes a letter or other piece of paper
Right back: wallet

Beestie 03-18-2007 12:13 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by lumberjim (Post 323884)
coins in your back pocket? that's fucked up. that's like drinking water from a coffee mug.

No question about it. I do that because I can't fish around all the other crap in my front left pocket to pull coins out without my knife coming out. More than once, it has come out and opened before crashing onto the floor. Not good.

I have an upper limit tho. More than 4 or 5 coins and I have to move the rest into another pocket.

Water out of a coffee mug. Good one.

Urbane Guerrilla 03-18-2007 02:39 AM

Ringsesss. Ringses of Power...

And no, "Oshkosh thru catalog" is not how the Black Speech renders "Overalls to bind them all..."

Sundae 03-19-2007 10:28 AM

My bag always has :
- A book
- A tin of Vaseline
- At least 2 different chap sticks
- 2 different lip glosses
- Purse (thing to hold money in Britspeak)
- Keys

A brief inventory tells me that today is a typical day, with the addition of:
- Tissues
- Bus ticket (which I am throwing away now)

I don't carry much around with me.
My desk drawer on the other hand is a veritable Aladdin's Cave and includes such varied delights as deodorant, anti-nausea tablets, face spritz, body butter, antiseptic wipes, seaweed, perfume samples, a black bra (which I've been looking for all week!)

I need to have a clearout

Flint 03-19-2007 10:39 AM

My standard configuration
 
Right front pocket: one tube, Burt's Bees beeswax lip balm.
Left front pocket: temporary (approx. five minute) storage.
Left rear pocket: key rings, attached to belt loop with quick-release mechanism.
Right rear pocket: wallet, sub-catagories therein.

Supplemental: lanyard #1 (1 GB "sport" flash drive), lanyard #2 (work barcode, gym barcode, mini mag-light on quick-release mechanism).

Edit
(Supplemental): cell phone & alphanumeric pager clipped to belt, on either side of right-most belt loop.

Griff 03-19-2007 10:52 AM

right front- coinage/pen
lower right carpenter pocket- cell phone
left rear- wallet
left front- all manner of accumulated crap

Pie 03-19-2007 04:52 PM

phone
wallet
keys
chapstick, lipstick, lip liner, compact
blood glucose monitor, alcohol rub and medication
eye drops
lotion
gum
pens
assorted credit-card like things that won't fit in wallet (gift cards, etc.)
secure-id
badge (when not wearing it)
hair clip
usb memory stick

Spexxvet 03-19-2007 05:10 PM

I try not to have anything in my pants pocket except a hankerchief or bandana. I carry a backpack to work with lunch and my stuff in it. I never leave the house with coins in my pocket, and get rid of them as soon as I can, when I do get some.

When I must:

Front right: Keys
Front left: phone, sunglasses
Rear right: Bandana
Rear left: Wallet

Shirt pocket, at work: retractable gel pen (blue), water soluble marker (vis-a-vis type), Optician's ruler (6 inch), and breath whatevers (strips/mints)

Perry Winkle 03-19-2007 05:57 PM

Day to day:
Rear left: Wallet
Front right: cellphone, keys, chapstick

Going out, one venue:
Front left: Cash, condoms, id
Front right: Keys, cellphone

Going out, multi-venue:
Front left: Wallet
Front right: cellphone, keys

If it's cool weather everything moves in to the jacket, and a pocket-knife and possibly a notebook are added.

rkzenrage 03-19-2007 07:11 PM

Can't look everything up now. We will assume it is a full day out.
I always wear a jacket.
Front pockets:
Case knife, change, herbal lip balm
MP3 player, earplugs and their case (the kind that rolls-up)

Back:
Handkerchief
Wallet

Belt loop: Key-chain has keys two small knives (one is a Swiss army with all kinds of stuff), small flashlight and two steel pill bottles (I take a lot of pills).

Jacket: gun or tazer (revolver now, in a few months the new 45apc with replacement clips), sometimes the MP3 and ear-buds/case, pen and pad, sunglasses and case.

zippyt 03-19-2007 07:57 PM

revolver now, in a few months the new 45apc with replacement clips

What revolver , what cal ???
and what .45acp are you getting ???

rkzenrage 03-19-2007 08:09 PM

The black .45 Springfield APC. fingers crossed. It comes with a great accessories package.

My wifes old .38 snub. I hate it. But, all my old weapons were company weapons. She changed her mind about guns, so I took hers.

zippyt 03-19-2007 08:28 PM

Sweet 45 !!!!

Oh and to be a caliber Nazi its
Auto
Colt
Pistol

Griff 03-20-2007 06:41 AM

.45, that's not a German caliber.;)

BigV 03-20-2007 09:32 AM

Pants:
Buck Crosslock (smooth blade)
Brass Zippo
Winchester Stockman
Money clip (with scissors, knife, file, "can opener") and about $20, with plenty of ones for allowance
Ace comb
Wallet (no money, id, pictures, 2*1Gb usb drives, prox card, credit card, etc)
change that flows like the tide, in and out.
Leatherman SuperTool (technically on my belt and not in a pocket, but if you made me choose, I'd surrender the pockets to have the leatherman. ...my cold dead fingers and all that)

Coat:
BlackBerry 7290 with holster
Maglite Solitaire
Victorinox Signature (knife, scissors, file/screwdriver, pen, tweezers)
Car / house keys

glatt 03-20-2007 11:13 AM

Front left pocket:
Blackberry

Front right pocket:
Keys

Right rear pocket:
Wallet

Shirt pocket:
SmartTrip card (a mass transit fare card that will die if I put it in my wallet.)

If it's sunny out, I'll have sunglasses with me somewhere too. Today they are in a jacket pocket.


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