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What's in your pocketsess? or Purse?
I tend to collect a lot of change at the bottom of my purse. I dump it all out and take the receipts, trash, coins, etc. and sort it out.
When I have enough change, I take it to the bank and put it into savings. Right now, my purse has: Wallet Little bottle of Stevia sweetener. Red leather pouch containing cards, reserved money, stamps, coupons, etc. Baggie with wipes. pens, highlighters comb chapstick, lipstick books (usually at least one, sometimes 2) small notebook my checkbook misc. cosmetics keys when I'm not at home. occasionally shoes or underwear. :) |
I do not want to know what is in my purse/handbag. I have taken to ignoring it and "going bloke" -i bring it with me in the car but when i walk about I just take my wallet with my cash/credit cards/DL etc, my inhaler and my lens case in my pockets. And my cellphone and scraps of paper and pens which were always in my pockets.
OK I admit it, I know what is in my handbag -it's all the scraps of paper on which I have written notes. they are multiplying like bacteria. it's horrible. In the good old days, before I completely lost control of day-to-day things, i used to carry a small backpack style handbag (about 9"*6"*3"). In it would be: diary, checkbook, adressbook 2 wallets -one with every day cards and cash, one with the ones you almost never need but never know when that day with be. they also contained postage stamps and address labels nailfile lens case spare set of lenses glasses inhaler tube of eczema cream painkillers antacid tablets needles and thread 2 new AA batteries new film for camera paperclips rubber bands hair bobbles measuring tape mini flashlight watch capstick chewing gum carboard cutout of each of my children's footprints piece of yarn the length of each of my children's pant, with a knot showing the waistband width mirror flashdrive swiss Army knife set of mini screwdrivers tweezers tampons permanent marker knickers bandaids instant stitches and a crapload more, I'm sure. Yes, i was a scout. Yes, the zip is bust and that is the main reason I have stopped carrying it about Yes, I have a new handbag, it is bigger Yes, the changeover is likely to be time-consuming. Hence the current essentials-only in pockets thang. |
I'm glad to see you, but it's just a gun. ;)
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Oh wait -that was just the ammo? :eek: |
on a normal work day:
left pocket, front: pack of malboro lights (not in the last 2 days!) leatherman squirt multi tool any coins i've gotten in change today right pocket front: lighter (not in the last 2 days!) front pocket wallet, w/ credit cards and cash shirt pocket: razr, retractable gel pen- blue coat pockets: inside left breast ipod nano, spare lighter left outside house keys, left glove right outside car keys, right glove blistex |
Left pant pocket or left breast pocket when wearing a jacket - Ipod
Right pocket - keys, Student ID card, and cell phone, (change if have any) Back right pocket - wallet if I am carrying it |
Shirt pocket ,
Pack of Marlboro lites Lighter Pen Sharpie 2 different size pocket screwdrivers Left front pants pocket Roll of electrical tape Right front pants pocket home and work keys Spydreco Dragonfly some change left rear pocket my wallet |
I try to carry as small a purse as possible, but there's still too much crap in it. I'm not going to actually look, but I can guess there's:
- a bunch of change, no pennies - Dr. Pepper lip gloss ALWAYS, compact, eye liner - a bunch of receipts - new-ish PA driver's license (a tough thing to come by these days) - maybe some cash, if I'm lucky - credit card, just in case - batz maru notebook with stuff written in it I'll never read again - cell phone usually, though it's on my desk right now - promo pen - big ole bunch of keys |
wallet, pen, chap stick, keys, cell phone.
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My purse gets classified as a diaper bag. It's something pretty similar to monster's list, PLUS diapers, wipes, diaper rash creme, a tupperware of cheerios, a onesie, a waterproof bag, and a large assortment of miscellaneous baby-entertainment items.
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Purse: besides my wallet.....a bottle of hydrocodone, vasoline, 2 sticks of dynomite (tampons).
Briefcase: more dynomite, body spritzer, files, toothbrush and paste, cell phone, day planner, another bottle of pain pills. Pocket: nothin' but lint and the occasional vial of something or other for work (no, the vial is not another container of pills).:D |
Right pocket: keys, 4Gb encrypted USB drive
Left pocket: knife, razr, access card back right: wallet back left: coins |
coins in your back pocket? that's fucked up. that's like drinking water from a coffee mug.
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I haven't been carrying a purse much, just using my coat pockets. Razr in one side, wallet in the other with a chapstick and my car keys.
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Pocketses:
Right Front Two Pens Packet of those Listerine Breath Strip things Shell Casing Rock Gerber Paraframe pocket knife Hair band Burt's Bees Honey Lip Balm (when not at work a pistol may or may not be included) two lighters Right Rear Leather Search Gloves Left Front Wallet Card Case Pack of Camel Turkish Golds 4-6 Rubber Gloves (I grab a wad without counting and stuff them in at the beginning of a shift) Left Rear Empty Keys hang from a belt loop, as does the cellphone. When I am on-call I carry a pager on the belt. The Purse Potentially scary. Beyond the normal purse contents, some highlights: A paper foldout fan from the Zoo with big cats on it Set of Hello Kitty Chopsticks in the event of a chinese food emergency Two multitools (one has pliers and a flashlight, the other scissors) Spare set of keys plus an additional spare car (valet/service) key. Assorted spare pens and mechanical pencils Box of Altoids granola bar Palm T|X small notepad data key comb mirror Assorted feminine convenince products |
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Sorry, this made me laugh out loud. |
Everyday pocket contents:
Wallet iPod Phone Keys Pens Sometimes some Fisherman's Friends Far too much for my liking, but I need it. |
Left front: keys, loose change
Right front: eyedrops, often chewing gum Left back: usualy empty, sometimes a letter or other piece of paper Right back: wallet |
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I have an upper limit tho. More than 4 or 5 coins and I have to move the rest into another pocket. Water out of a coffee mug. Good one. |
Ringsesss. Ringses of Power...
And no, "Oshkosh thru catalog" is not how the Black Speech renders "Overalls to bind them all..." |
My bag always has :
- A book - A tin of Vaseline - At least 2 different chap sticks - 2 different lip glosses - Purse (thing to hold money in Britspeak) - Keys A brief inventory tells me that today is a typical day, with the addition of: - Tissues - Bus ticket (which I am throwing away now) I don't carry much around with me. My desk drawer on the other hand is a veritable Aladdin's Cave and includes such varied delights as deodorant, anti-nausea tablets, face spritz, body butter, antiseptic wipes, seaweed, perfume samples, a black bra (which I've been looking for all week!) I need to have a clearout |
My standard configuration
Right front pocket: one tube, Burt's Bees beeswax lip balm.
Left front pocket: temporary (approx. five minute) storage. Left rear pocket: key rings, attached to belt loop with quick-release mechanism. Right rear pocket: wallet, sub-catagories therein. Supplemental: lanyard #1 (1 GB "sport" flash drive), lanyard #2 (work barcode, gym barcode, mini mag-light on quick-release mechanism). Edit (Supplemental): cell phone & alphanumeric pager clipped to belt, on either side of right-most belt loop. |
right front- coinage/pen
lower right carpenter pocket- cell phone left rear- wallet left front- all manner of accumulated crap |
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wallet keys chapstick, lipstick, lip liner, compact blood glucose monitor, alcohol rub and medication eye drops lotion gum pens assorted credit-card like things that won't fit in wallet (gift cards, etc.) secure-id badge (when not wearing it) hair clip usb memory stick |
I try not to have anything in my pants pocket except a hankerchief or bandana. I carry a backpack to work with lunch and my stuff in it. I never leave the house with coins in my pocket, and get rid of them as soon as I can, when I do get some.
When I must: Front right: Keys Front left: phone, sunglasses Rear right: Bandana Rear left: Wallet Shirt pocket, at work: retractable gel pen (blue), water soluble marker (vis-a-vis type), Optician's ruler (6 inch), and breath whatevers (strips/mints) |
Day to day:
Rear left: Wallet Front right: cellphone, keys, chapstick Going out, one venue: Front left: Cash, condoms, id Front right: Keys, cellphone Going out, multi-venue: Front left: Wallet Front right: cellphone, keys If it's cool weather everything moves in to the jacket, and a pocket-knife and possibly a notebook are added. |
Can't look everything up now. We will assume it is a full day out.
I always wear a jacket. Front pockets: Case knife, change, herbal lip balm MP3 player, earplugs and their case (the kind that rolls-up) Back: Handkerchief Wallet Belt loop: Key-chain has keys two small knives (one is a Swiss army with all kinds of stuff), small flashlight and two steel pill bottles (I take a lot of pills). Jacket: gun or tazer (revolver now, in a few months the new 45apc with replacement clips), sometimes the MP3 and ear-buds/case, pen and pad, sunglasses and case. |
revolver now, in a few months the new 45apc with replacement clips
What revolver , what cal ??? and what .45acp are you getting ??? |
The black .45 Springfield APC. fingers crossed. It comes with a great accessories package.
My wifes old .38 snub. I hate it. But, all my old weapons were company weapons. She changed her mind about guns, so I took hers. |
Sweet 45 !!!!
Oh and to be a caliber Nazi its Auto Colt Pistol |
.45, that's not a German caliber.;)
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Pants:
Buck Crosslock (smooth blade) Brass Zippo Winchester Stockman Money clip (with scissors, knife, file, "can opener") and about $20, with plenty of ones for allowance Ace comb Wallet (no money, id, pictures, 2*1Gb usb drives, prox card, credit card, etc) change that flows like the tide, in and out. Leatherman SuperTool (technically on my belt and not in a pocket, but if you made me choose, I'd surrender the pockets to have the leatherman. ...my cold dead fingers and all that) Coat: BlackBerry 7290 with holster Maglite Solitaire Victorinox Signature (knife, scissors, file/screwdriver, pen, tweezers) Car / house keys |
Front left pocket:
Blackberry Front right pocket: Keys Right rear pocket: Wallet Shirt pocket: SmartTrip card (a mass transit fare card that will die if I put it in my wallet.) If it's sunny out, I'll have sunglasses with me somewhere too. Today they are in a jacket pocket. |
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