Jesus Loves You !
 

The time has come," Jesus said. "The kingdom of God is near. Repent

For God so loved the world that he gave his one and only Son,that whoever believes in him shall not perish but have eternal life. 17For God did not send his Son into the world to condemn the world, but to save the world through him. 18Whoever believes in him is not condemned, but whoever does not believe stands condemned already because he has not believed in the name of God's one and only Son. 19This is the verdict: Light has come into the world, but men loved darkness instead of light because their deeds were evil. 20Everyone who does evil hates the light, and will not come into the light for fear that his deeds will be exposed. 21But whoever lives by the truth comes into the light, so that it may be seen plainly that what he has done has been done through God

I think the time has come to ban this person.

Jesus loves you so much that he allows some of his "celibate" employees to actually demonstrate to you, physically, how much he does, in fact, love you. The demonstrations start out when you're pretty young, though, so don't forget to talk to your kids about the birds, bees and Jesus.

wow. Jesus likes spam.

who knew?

invoketh the single issue hammer clause and smite this wanker.

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I really think that Jesus prefers Mexican food. I will ask him this weekend at dinner.

Noooo.... I think we should discuss this.

discuss what?

That Jesus loves me &/or the kingdom of god is near.
Reasonable discussion to have.

You? I thought for sure that he loved my neighbor - when her husband was out of town.

this bot didn't even capitalize He or His......great use of honoring Jesus by degrading his pronoun!!!

But neither did you!

By the way, in the English language pronouns are not capitalized, not even personal ones.

(P.S. What's a bot?)

i'm a pagan, I'm a heathen, the church will dispose of me don't worry about it

I smoke stogies with Jesus on Wed. and used to drink with his cousin.

Well, I for one am glad that someone loves me...I knew it was just a matter of time.

lol...compare and contrast.

You are God. Therefore she is correct. A man's home is his castle, so the kingdom of God is closer than you thought after all. I am God, therefore I am. Makes sense to me.

Goes to flood the bathroom! I am wrathfulllllllllll!!!!

I sleep in the arms of Bacchus some nights....

I used to wake up at the crack of Dawn....
Man, was her husband pissed!

Anyway, Jesus doesn't need to love me.
He's got lots of friends.
I see them outside the "Home Depot" all the time.

Jesus Loves You !

I am getting ready to go out for some mexican food and rita's, I will ask him when I get there.

Jesus was a porter in the hospital where I trained and every afternoon between about 3 and 4 rode up and down the main lift/elevator selling the best weed ever. It was his mobile shop and staff & patients rode along to get the best deals. :joint: Peace & Love

Be careful!!!!

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v2...ombi3Jesus.gif

:lol:

Apparently, Jesus can be bought.

Jesus van, I like it. I don't want it, but I like the idea of selling Jesus, sort of like a church on wheels. Jesus for sale, guess it is not unlike a bricks and mortor church, eh?

Wow. I never thought I'd say it, but I'd like to buy Jesus.
Jesus would help me out no end at this point.

Mat 12:36 But I say unto you, That every idle word that men shall speak, they shall give account thereof in the day of judgment.

You all ought to have some respect for God and His Son. Hasn't Jesus suffered enough (on the cross) without you continuing to mock him two millenia later? Or are you so insecure about yourselves that you have to slander other peoples' deities to feel good? For "tolerant" people, its fascinating that you cannot tolerate Christians or holiness.

We just can't tolerate people shoving their beliefs down our throats. Reasonable enough.

You mean like this good Christian?:

I want you to let a wave of hatred wash over you. Yes, hate is good. Our goal is a Christian nation. We have a biblical duty, we are called on by God to conquer this country. We don't want equal time. We don't want pluralism.
--Randall Terry, head of Operation Rescue, in The News-Sentinel, Fort Wayne, Indiana. 8-16-93

[This happened to be the quote below the tip mug.]

I don't think we ever actually claimed to be "tolerant."

Does this look like bible class to you? No? Good, that's how we like it.

I think you are all being much more tolerant of him in your posts than I would be.

I do, who the fuck are you to tell me I don't? Can you say assumption, or do you just make them? No, fool. It's people that are so stupid they run around screaming intolerance, when in fact it is their intolerance that blots out the Son*.

*Son not Sun... get it? Clever, huh? Little Holy Humor. God loves to make jokes, Gannet495 is proof.

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Luk 14:26 If any [man] come to me, and hate not his father, and mother, and wife, and children, and brethren, and sisters, yea, and his own life also, he cannot be my disciple.

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Jesus died for somebody's sins, but not mine.

Okay. Own up, whose sins did Jesus die for? Come, on....I've got all night.

Jesus rocks...unfortunately, the actions of some of his "followers" make you want to kick them like puppies.

Yeah, well, prolly mine. (kicks at dirt and looks away)

No one was slandering.......it's called libel you goof. :D

I think it is a good idea that we quit making fun of Jesus....I'd rather make fun of you.......

How did you learn how to get this far on the internet anyway? Is someone moving your mouse for you?
Trolling for Jesus? C'mon.....you are going to have to account for the time you spent being a royal pain in the neck.
You obviously don't know the first thing about tolerance or holiness- and it's not fascinating. Now go account for wasting your time here.
:D

He he...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yp7Gfvbn_Xo

Everyone's, but you're put more than your share on him, already.

I can, as long as they pull-out and spooge their beliefs all over my face... oh... um.. huh... what... what were we talkin' bout'? Oh... yeah...:thepain:

If Jesus died for all of mans sins, did He not die for the sins of Judas Iscariot also?

If not, why?

Are not the sins of Pontius Pilate also forgiven?

What of Cain, recognized as the first murderer? Are his sins forgiven?

What is the limit of forgiving?

Are Hitlers sins forgiven?

Pol Pot? Stalin? Jeffery Dahmer?

Just wondering...

To quote Jeff Foxworthy - "You might be Catholic if..."

So THAT'S who that was... :)

Well, yeah. The way I tend to view un-Murdochian (read: actual) Christian forgiveness is like this. Picture a guy on the sidewalk behind a Psychiatrist Lucy from Peanuts-esque desk. He's handing out free money. Trick is, you gotta ask for it. If you do, cool: here's some money. If you don't, the guy behind the desk will be bummed because hey - why turn down free money and be miserable? But hey, your call.

Root theory of the Crucifixion in its basic sense (which is all I got from sporadic CCD classes as a kid plus amateur theology research of my own) works as follows: "All the bullshit you'd have to go through post-death to get into Heaven? I (Jesus) cut through all that. You don't owe Me anything - it's like that person that walks around and puts a quarter in your parking meter just before it expires. Just ask to be let through the door, and you got it. All I ask is that you not be a schmuck. If you happen to engage in schmuck-like behavior, it's cool, just own up to it and we're golden. Should you choose not to ask to get in, well, it's a bummer but it's your life."

AFAIK, "You might be a Catholic if..." was never part of his act.

Yup, you're right.

I meant to say "paraphrase", not "quote".

He died for every sin. Sin entered the world through Adam, and the justification of sins by Jesus blood covered all sins.

People benefit from said forgiveness of sins by believing in the Savior that saved them. Jesus clarified what HE considered sin in the book of John:

Joh 16:7 Nevertheless I tell you the truth; It is expedient for you that I go away: for if I go not away, the Comforter will not come unto you; but if I depart, I will send him unto you.
Joh 16:8 And when he is come, he will reprove the world of sin, and of righteousness, and of judgment:
Joh 16:9 Of sin, because they believe not on me;
Joh 16:10 Of righteousness, because I go to my Father, and ye see me no more;
Joh 16:11 Of judgment, because the prince of this world is judged.

v9: sin = unbelief in Jesus.

So he has cancelled the debt of all individual sin, and it has become that unbelief in Jesus is the only sin remaining.

But, we will all give an account for our works, and for every idle word we speak.

Mat 12:36 But I say unto you, That every idle word that men shall speak, they shall give account thereof in the day of judgment.

Sin entered the world through Adam?

Does not the Bible say that Eve ate of the fruit of the Tree Of Knowledge, and because of her, man was cursed with "Original Sin"?
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So he has cancelled the debt of all individual sin, and it has become that unbelief in Jesus is the only sin remaining.

What of murder? A murderer can believe in Jesus. Using your statement, murder is not a sin, if you believe in Jesus.
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But, we will all give an account for our works,

Fine. I have no problem with that.
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and for every idle word we speak.

Define "idle word".
What, EXACTLY, is meant by that phrase?
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And what of those who lived before Jesus?
Those who couldn't follow and worship him?
Are their souls cast into the torment of Hell?
Or did they get a free pass to Heaven?
What of those who do not believe in Jesus or your version of Heaven?
What of the babies murdered on orders of Herod?

What, also, of Longinus? He who pierced the side of the Christ?
What of Barrabbas?
What of Cain?

OH and answer those questions in your own words
Try it - no cheating either

"And what of those who lived before Jesus?"

they had priests & prophets. once a year each family would bring a sacrafice and the priest would take it into the temple and make a "burnt sacrafice" for the whole family, to atone for the sins over the past year.

The priests ate well.

I'm curious, if homosexuality (that one version of sodomy, no one seems to care about anal or oral sex between married couples, also biblical sodomy and the same abomination) is a sin (the bible does not call it that, but we'll let that go), what are the other 613 abominations?
If they are also sins, why are people not picketing Red Lobster (eating sea bed animals) or tailors (mixed thread garments)? :headshake
They are the same.
Perverts are obsessed with sex.

This was divinely inspired… LOL!!!

Theological doctrines:

1. God is satisfied with his works
Gen 1:31
God is dissatisfied with his works.
Gen 6:6
2. God dwells in chosen temples
2 Chron 7:12,16
God dwells not in temples
Acts 7:48
3. God dwells in light
Tim 6:16
God dwells in darkness
1 Kings 8:12/ Ps 18:11/ Ps 97:2
4. God is seen and heard
Ex 33:23/ Ex 33:11/ Gen 3:9,10/ Gen 32:30/ Is 6:1/
Ex 24:9-11
God is invisible and cannot be heard
John 1:18/ John 5:37/ Ex 33:20/ 1 Tim 6:16
5. God is tired and rests
Ex 31:17
God is never tired and never rests
Is 40:28
6. God is everywhere present, sees and knows all things
Prov 15:3/ Ps 139:7-10/ Job 34:22,21
God is not everywhere present, neither sees nor knows all
things
Gen 11:5/ Gen 18:20,21/ Gen 3:8
7. God knows the hearts of men
Acts 1:24/ Ps 139:2,3
God tries men to find out what is in their heart
Deut 13:3/ Deut 8:2/ Gen 22:12
8. God is all powerful
Jer 32:27/ Matt 19:26
God is not all powerful
Judg 1:19
9. God is unchangeable
James 1:17/ Mal 3:6/ Ezek 24:14/ Num 23:19
God is changeable
Gen 6:6/ Jonah 3:10/ 1 Sam 2:30,31/ 2 Kings 20:1,4,5,6/
Ex 33:1,3,17,14
10. God is just and impartial
Ps 92:15/ Gen 18:25/ Deut 32:4/ Rom 2:11/ Ezek 18:25
God is unjust and partial
Gen 9:25/ Ex 20:5/ Rom 9:11-13/ Matt 13:12
11. God is the author of evil
Lam 3:38/ Jer 18:11/ Is 45:7/ Amos 3:6/ Ezek 20:25
God is not the author of evil
1 Cor 14:33/ Deut 32:4/ James 1:13
12. God gives freely to those who ask
James 1:5/ Luke 11:10
God withholds his blessings and prevents men from receiving
them
John 12:40/ Josh 11:20/ Is 63:17
13. God is to be found by those who seek him
Matt 7:8/ Prov 8:17
God is not to be found by those who seek him
Prov 1:28
14. God is warlike
Ex 15:3/ Is 51:15
God is peaceful
Rom 15:33/ 1 Cor 14:33
15. God is cruel, unmerciful, destructive, and ferocious
Jer 13:14/ Deut 7:16/ 1 Sam 15:2,3/ 1 Sam 6:19
God is kind, merciful, and good
James 5:11/ Lam 3:33/ 1 Chron 16:34/ Ezek 18:32/ Ps 145:9/
1 Tim 2:4/ 1 John 4:16/ Ps 25:8
16. God's anger is fierce and endures long
Num 32:13/ Num 25:4/ Jer 17:4
God's anger is slow and endures but for a minute
Ps 103:8/ Ps 30:5
17. God commands, approves of, and delights in burnt offerings,
sacrifices ,and holy days
Ex 29:36/ Lev 23:27/ Ex 29:18/ Lev 1:9
God disapproves of and has no pleasure in burnt offerings,
sacrifices, and holy days.
Jer 7:22/ Jer 6:20/ Ps 50:13,4/ Is 1:13,11,12
18. God accepts human sacrifices
2 Sam 21:8,9,14/ Gen 22:2/ Judg 11:30-32,34,38,39
God forbids human sacrifice
Deut 12:30,31
19. God tempts men
Gen 22:1/ 2 Sam 24:1/ Jer 20:7/ Matt 6:13
God tempts no man
James 1:13
20. God cannot lie
Heb 6:18
God lies by proxy; he sends forth lying spirits t deceive
2 Thes 2:11/ 1 Kings 22:23/ Ezek 14:9
21. Because of man's wickedness God destroys him
Gen 6:5,7
Because of man's wickedness God will not destroy him
Gen 8:21
22. God's attributes are revealed in his works.
Rom 1:20
God's attributes cannot be discovered
Job 11:7/ Is 40:28
23. There is but one God
Deut 6:4
There is a plurality of gods
Gen 1:26/ Gen 3:22/ Gen 18:1-3/ 1 John 5:7