How many different words can we come up with for...
 

..."vagina?"

cooter

honeypot
love grotto

pee pouch ...that always grosses me out

twat
peeshee

my all time favourite - snatch
because it gives the phrase "Don't snatch!" a different meaning

"I snatch eats and vice versa."--unknown

For a mexican girl I call it "sopapilla" (a honey-filled pastry) as in "I'd slam her sloppy sopapilla" ...

box


"box in a box" reply to "dick in a box" if you haven't seen it yet

"Give me, give me
something to hold on to
give me, give me
something to hold on to
Will you remove my shoes and
lift up my skirt
Will you eat my box while I work
Eat it while I work"
--Hagfish, "Stamp"

And of course...

"I love cunts!"--Juju

"If you've lost your virginity, can I have the box it came in?"

Snap the Wonder Clam. (Courtesy of a female comedian whose name escapes me at the moment.)

pookie

Rhoda and her friend Zite used to refer to their vaginas as "their shit," which never quite sounded right to me.

it's a beeeeeeeaaaaver!

i love that

"Ward, I think you were a little hard on the Beaver last night." --June Cleaver

"Nice beaver!"--Frank Drebin, The Naked Gun

What is the origin of 'beaver', anyone know?

Oh, and ham. WhereTF did that come from too?

I've never heard of a vagina being called a "ham," though I've used it as slang for a penis..."hocking the ham."

hoo-haa
coochie

baginer (buh-gIner)

Tuppence
Twinkle
Lady Garden
Front Bottom

Rubyfruit Jungle

The split lip

Tasty tunnel

upper(up her) lip

As in The Hoo-haa Monologues

Hoo-haa...she's got us all in check.

That sounds like a sandwich you'd get at Panera Bread.

fanny. (that's why us Brits called them bum bags rather than fanny packs)

The scene in "The Office" that explains that was hilarious.

Some of my former coven girls used to refer to it as "noo-noo" or "noonie". Possibly that should be spelled as "nunu".

I just always assumed it was a derivative of "numnum", since that's a pretty good way to say how *I* feel about 'em.

My theory on a pantied version of the beaver was that it looks broad and flat, like a beaver's tail, when caught it a fleeting glimpse.

As to the bare, furry variety, well...I think it has to do with the fur.

muff
pussy

The batcave :cool:

Are you sure they weren't saying "No! No!" ??

Bearded clam
Poontang
Bush (?because approximately once a month it creates a new bloody war zone)
Punani
Bearded Axe Wound
minge

And here's the spoiler from Wikipedia for those with a thirst for naughty words

Try as I might, I can't find any interesting origins for the use of the term "beaver". I have a dictionary of slang, but (a) I caan't find it right now and (b) it's British, so I'm betting it just gives the origin as American and leaves it at that. I can't google for the answer any more -I'm all britney-spears-bald-beavered out.


Edited to add: If beaver were of British origin, I bet it'd be rhyming slang to do with the Belvoir Hunt.

mert

butsie (ryhmes with tootsie)

I'll make a note for myself. I've got a dictionary of profanity at home...

Roger's Profanisaurus?

I hadn't even thought of that!
Even if it's not true, it's far too good an idea to go to waste. I will solemnly quote it as fact in future.

Have we had gash yet btw?

fish taco

And that's why I love Sundae!

Split-tail

cum drum

Blocked :(

cock-pit

It's a giant list of bagina euphemisms. Want me to PM the list to you? It's a biggie.

Nah - in that case I'd rather just have the ones Dwellars know personally.

Pineapple

Clunge.

Sundae isn't catching a break on that filter today.

I found this at the urban dictionary site. It explains the beaver analogy. ;)

Beaver

A furry mammal that feeds off wood.

I'm not allowed to solicit coven girls. I'm not that kind of priest. I leave that to the Catholics.

Jelly roll
Peachfish
kitty
"that special place"
"there" (as opposed to: it, these, and those)

the vertical smile

Bajingo (that's what Elliot on Scrubs calls it)

:eyebrow: ???

Front Bum

Bunta

Woofledoo

Flange

spooge receptacle

vagootz

Woozie

Nothing definitive, but a possibility is that it's...

During my research.... I found comments that the slang for beard is Belvoir (pronounced Beaver) but I couldn't find out why

It seems there is no definitive answer -which just makes it the best term ever. Slang with no discerable origin but with an international understanding rocks :lol:

tunnel

minge

scruff

twat

Potential Future Fanny Euphemisms
 

Britney (Male counterpart -Britney Spear)

Paris (Male counterpart - Hilt In)

Baghdad

Gitmo

Global Warming




...oh and one I hate but heard in the UK -Fairy.

Rhyming slang also raises its head here. Beaver hat = twat

Reminds me of a line in a League of Gentlemen sketch, "My wife has a fanny like a bear-trapper's hat."
Which I took to mean warm, hairy, and with very large flaps.