"____" Looks Like...
 

I stole this from a MySpace bulletin...

Google the phrase "(Your name) looks like" and find the best one from the first page of results. Don't forget to put it in quotes, otherwise it won't work. And use your real first name. I'll start...

Terry looks like he wants the pretty liar for a snack.

Delicious!

I like!

Edited - I originally only searched on the UK Google
(I had it up for work related reasons)

From the top, favourites:
Cherry looks like she should be fumigated and so should everyone that comes within 50 feet of her
Wow, Cherry looks like a giant supercat!
Flattened Cherry Looks like a tiny baby squash with small grooves on top
cherry looks like it was cut way too thin to be a good body wood

(Hugh) Grant looks like a butch lesbian.

and then a bunch of similar ones: Grant looks like a monkey/chimpanzee

(it's funny that for some names google spits up other people playing the same thing)

How to choose, how to choose...

The first hit has to be it.

. . . looks like a rather fetching cross between Jessica Simpson and Tori Spelling.

Dan looks like "John Denver's gay kid brother."


I also like:
Dan looks like Dan.

Claudette looks like she'll be in full-on bitch mode next week, as well.

True story.

:rotflol:

Jim looks like the Enzyte guy?

who the hell is the Enzyte guy?http://www.enzyte.com/images/home_hl.gif

What the hell is Enzyte?

oh, shit...it's the male performance enhancer! with those great commercials.....i love those commercials!

Eva looks like a 50-year-old "professionally friendly" trannie on a big date.
Eva looks like a HOT MESS!!!
Eva looks like a goddess in her gown.

I'll take option 3, please.

AW, I LIKE A HOT MESS

Patrick looks like the real deal.
(Tera) Patrick looks like a porn star.
Patrick looks like a fruit cup.

Jennifer looks like a blue-eyed sqirrell. [sic]

I hate that my entire first page is Jennifer Aniston references. Every single one. I like learning everyone's real first names, though.

Aww clod, at least you don't share a name wit p.diddy. As a result this is the best:

Sean looks like he may have Down Syndrome

Trish looks like she'd give me a BJ right away...

That was the only one on the first page that used the whole phrase, and of course, if you're going to do it, you might as well do it right. ;)

I don't know if any of these quotes come from (UK) Top Gear, but Jeremy Clarkson (a big, brash, petrol head - you know anyone like that?) reviewed a Shelby Mustang the other day. Yup, made me smile.

I have no idea what Larry looks like, nor do I care

Larry looks like he should be melting

Larry looks like the offspring of a Yak who mated a Llama.

Larry looks like a "queer". Has that feminine look about him

Good job Buster. Looks like lots of fun.

Dude looks like a lady.


That is all.

A skank ho, apparently. To tell you more would reveal my true name, which, as all Earthsea dwellars know, is a very dangerous thing.

monster looks like a clown
monster looks like a Scooby Doo Chia-Pet
monster looks like something from Scrapheap Megawars
monster looks like a frog

and using my highly unusual middle name

Jane looks like she was created to make erotic films and fantasies
Jane looks like an anemic Nancy Reagan with a touch of Bozo thrown in
Jane looks like a woman – with large breasts, curvy hips
Jane looks like Lambert

So there we have it. A Skank Ho Lambert.

Just for you, I'll go with that.

I'll have to put a reminder in my Palm to remind me to make that my next user title when the new one expires.

I recall a song Dr. Demento used to play frequently, often made it into the Funny Five ... "My Name is Larry."

I always think of that song when I meet people named Larry.

Robert looks like a mad scientist from Germany
Robert looks like he just found out he has herpes:sniff:

Is this it?

That's the one.

Vince looks like he's been into the Night Train again.

Yikes. If I put it in quotes to Google the exact phrase, it gets worse:

Vince looks like he was just woken up after a drunken heroin-induced coma, handed a sharpie, and told to act natural.

Here's what it came up with for April:

In this photo, April looks like Christina Aguilera, pushed over and trampled on by fans.