Your fav line in the Star Wars Saga?
 

So many to choose from . . .

"Who's scruffy looking?" (complete with faux-innocent look)

These aren't the droids you're looking for.

You will be.

well, there's the classic: "No, I am your father."

Use the force, Luke.

Laugh it up, fuzzball!

"I find your lack of faith disturbing"
 

Han Solo: Jabba, you're a wonderful human being

"Star Wars IV: A New Hope"

1. "She may not look like much, but she's got it where it counts, kid."
2. "Curse my metal body, I wasn't fast enough!"
3. "Look at the size of that thing!"
4. "Sorry about the mess..."
5. "You came in that thing? You're braver than I thought."
6. "Aren't you a little short for a stormtrooper?"
7. "You've got something jammed in here real good."
8. "Put that thing away before you get us all killed!"
9. "Luke, at that speed do you think you'll be able to pull out in time?"
10. "Get in there you big furry oaf, I don't care *what* you smell!"



"Star Wars V: The Empire Strikes Back"

1. "And I thought they smelled bad...on the *outside*!"
2. "Possible he came in through the south entrance."
3. "I must've hit it pretty close to the mark to get her all riled up like that, huh, kid?"
4. "Hurry up, golden-rod..."
5. "That's okay, I'd like to keep it on manual control for a while."
6. "But now we must eat. Cum, good food, cummm..."
7. "Control, control! You must learn control!"
8. "There's an awful lot of moisture in here."
9. "Size matters not. Judge me by my size, do you?"
10. "I thought that hairy beast would be the end of me!"



"Star Wars VI: Return of the Jedi"

1. "Rise, my friend."
2. "Open the back door!"
3. "Hey, point that thing somewhere else!"
4. "It's just a dead animal..."
5. "Not bad for a little furball."
6. "How can they be jamming us if they don't know we're coming?"
7. "Come here, I won't hurt you. You want something to eat?"
8. "Keep on that one, I'll take these two."
9. "I want you to take her. I mean it, take her!"
10. "I don't think the Empire had wookies in mind when they designed her, Chewie."



Top ten lines from the trilogy

10. "What could possibly have come over Master Luke?"
9. "Hey, point that thing someplace else."
8. "You're a jittery little thing, aren't you?"
7. "I never knew I had it in me."
6. "Someone must've told them about my little maneuver at the battle of Taanab."
5. "There is good in him, I've felt it."
4. "Grab me, Chewie. I'm slipping -- hold on. Grab it, almost...you almost got it. Gently now, all right, easy, easy, hold me, Chewie. Chewie!" (Han) with "A little higher, just a little higher."
3. "Short help's better than no help at all."
2. "Hey, Luke, thanks for coming after me -- now I owe you one."
1. "Back door, huh? Good idea!"

Han Solo has all the best lines.

Am I too much of a nerd if I admit it bugs me when people pronounce it Han to rhyme with can? When in the films it rhymes with barn (as in Han Chinese)

Can't clarify my own fave lines having read the ones ciculating (rk I'm not being snarky but yours are from a site/ email right? I've seen them before). Except "These are not the droids.." which we still use.

Oh and when I went to see Attack of the Clones the whole audience burst out laughing when Padme went rolling down a sand-dune spectacularly and a sword-carrier asked lamely if she was hurt (can't find reference, but if you've seen it you might remember it)

But then we also burst out laughing at Anakin's skele-bob hand.

"Stay on target!"

"But I wanted to go to Toshi Station to pick up some power converters."

Said in the most snarky/whiny voice possible whenever anyone in my family starts to whine.

"I see your schwartz is as big as mine".

oops! Wrong movie. ;-)

"Pffffbbbttt" or however you render the raspberry sound that R2 makes.

LOL!

Do, or not do - there is no try.

Great,kid. Don't get cocky!

the line that should be in there

"set your lasers to "miss"!'

Oops, sorry. Wrong thread.

" the circle is now complete.. when I left you I was a learner now I am the Master"-Darth Vader
"only a Master of Evil Dart":- Obi Wan

(final saber fight on the deathstar)

don't know how many times I have used that line on former chefs

It's always bugged me that he said "learner" rather than "student" or "apprentice", or some such (I doubt the word "padawan" had been invented yet).

Maybe as in Learner driver?
Assuming that's not just a British term (we have red L plates on our cars to signify Learner before passing ther driving test)

Yeah, the US has learners' permits as well. And my old elementary school at one point changed its slogan to "A community of learners teaching for learning for all", so I know "learner" is a real word, but for some reason it always seemed... imprecise... in that context.

I've always wondered how these futuristic societies have all these incredible energy weapons, the products of centuries of development and gazillions of spacebucks...but not one cent was apparently spent on targeting systems. Seriously...blasters have the apparent equivalent of iron sights. The Death Star probably couldn't have *hit* anything smaller than a planet. The double-barrelled defense weapons on Hoth were nothing more than primitive ack-ack guns with really nice tracer effects.

"Uhhhhh-arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr".

Or however you spell the Wookiee noise that Chewbacca makes.

"I'm a 42 year old geek and I live in my moms' basement"

Oh wait! Thats my favorite quote from somebody waiting ON line to see the movie!

And a bunch of teddy bears with rocks and sticks wallop an entire Imperial garrison. Talk about training...I guess they didn't teach dwarf tossing at the Academy.

Eeeew. I hope not.
I mean if it's consensual and all that, but - classes?

lol *pictures the death star trying to hit a planet with the accuracy of a storm troopers laser* peu peu...peu peu peu "sir, the planets getting away"

it is not a good idea to upset a wookie.
"eroooerrr" Chewbacca

"The force is strong in that one"

We often use this to describe people who show us how clumsy they can be. Usually this is the kids.

Actually, off topic for a second. We have a cat who is really really stupid. Totally unco. She was lying on the arm of the couch one night and simply rolled over and fell off the couch onto the floor...not onto her feet.

Quick as a wink, husband says, "Gravity was her co-pilot".

When playing the animal-sound game with the kiddo (What does a doggie say? Woof, woof! What does a cow say? Mooo!) I inevitably start covering less common creatures, and always included is "What does Chewbacca say?" followed by my impeccable impersonation of his distinctive cry.

Now THAT would be something to see!

so cute, Clodfobble!

As horrifying as it sounds, every now and again at work I find myself resorting to Gungan Pidgeon ... as in "Meesa like Beer." or "Meesa no like Junkie-mans."

Luckily, this doesn't happen much.

We tend to be more of a Fifth Element office, thankfully.

there are quotes from the Fifth Element? (doubtful)

bada boom

four a day

bzzzzzt!!!

anyone else wanna negotiate?

yeah she knows ITS A MULTIPASS!

Lilo Dallas mul-ti-pass

I am a meat popsicle

Cor-neel-ee-oos!

<<< Star Wars Geek >>> It did hit at least one Calimari Cruiser in ROTJ...

Calimari? That reminds me! No discussion of great Star Wars lines could be complete without . . . .

IT'S A TRAP!

Leia: I love you!
Han: I know.



cocky bastard.

Didn't it just blunder into the path of the beam?

No, it was illustrating the Emperor's "witness the destruction of your rebel fleet!"

I just kinda figured that the 'learner' part of the quote came from 'long time ago in a galaxy far far away' part and they just hadn't quite gotten around to developing the thesaurus yet... right behind the blaster targeting sites.. perhaps they just actually cloned GI Joe?

oh! yeah.. there's the scene where obi-wan, luke and company come across the destroyed jawa sandcrawler..(damnit! I don't recall the exact line) but something to the effect that 'only imperial stormtroopers have this kind of accuracy'... uh huh... yeah, remind me to get a time/space machine and take up bank robbing in said galaxy.

They probably had the beam set to "wide". Anything badass enough to blow up a planet in its concentrated form ought to be able to take out a few flimsy spacecraft when spread out. :D
They probably had a bunch of Jawas at the business end, turning a big lens like on the end of a Maglite.

Ever notice how just these lines are FILLED with inuendo? Or is that just me...

I'm afraid I'm not following you. Please explain.

what he meant to say...
 

Come again?

These aren't the lines you're looking for.

You don't need to worry about the innuendo.

You can go about your business.

Move along!

Clifford the Big Red Dog is gay.

oh what . . . what thread am I in again?

no wonder I'm so horny all the time. It's shoved in my face!*




*which is, innuendo

That's so cuuuuuute! It's nice to see the warm fuzzy side of Wolf, isn't it?

well, she does love Hello Kitty--so, how bad can she be? :)

Sorry. Failing at multitasking. Not communicating clearly.

There are many of the well-known lines from the Star Wars saga that could be considered innuendo.

in-nu-en-do [in-yoo-EN-doh] noun. 1. an indirect intimation about a person or thing, esp. of a disparaging or a derogatory nature.

The ones on the list all apply. Much of what C3PO says can apply.

I remember once upon a time seeing a list of Star Wars innuendo circulating on the net. You have to be in the correct mindset, perhaps, but it's surprising how many lines can be considered innuendo.

I wish I could find that link now...

What we've got here is failure to communicate. Some men you just can't reach. So you get what we had here last week. Which is the way we wants it. Well, he gets it.

I don't like it anymore than you men.

(I love that movie, and the song isn't bad either.)

I always thought it was funny that the word "innuendo" is in and of itself innuendo.

def: innuendo - Italian anal sex. :blush:

http://www.shadowdark.org/ib/Star-Wa...ndo_8109-1.php

Is this the link you wanted Ferret88?

Or this?

http://chud.com/forums/showthread.php?t=76006

Negative. The one I remember seeing is like 10 years old. There were 70 or 80-some lines from the various movies. I'm trying to locate it from work and our watchdog program is blocking me from some random sites.