Cellar Awards 2007
 

Should we nominate, or just shout out awards?

I would like to nominate Elspode for a Lifetime Achievement Award for Outstanding Contribution to the Cellar Taglines.

I would like to nominate

Funniest male: Lumberjim

Funniest Female: Shawnee123

Wow, I am so flattered! Thanks:)

With due respect to James, I nom Barefoot Serpent for funniest male.

whale penis awards

oh, and beestie and flint are both the funniest.

ummm... that's gonna keep me on my toes...

can't Bruce be funnier, instead?

That was entertaining. IMHO, Flint is a close second to you.

I find it hard to choose between tw and ug for funniest male actually.

I'd like to nominate myself for most annoying yet not quite bannable female.

flint is most colorful male, beestie is most intelligent male, xoB is best male in a leading role.

best cleavage: Sundae Girl
best ass: Labrat
best nipple: Ducksnuts
best facial hair: xoB
best hair: me
best hat: rkzenrage
best baby: flint and pookie for that drummin' darlin'

what do you mean superficial?

Oh, ok

most eloquent: beestie
most persistent: spexxvet
most omniscient: xoB
most strategic: maggieL
most annoying: Ronald Cherrycoke
most open: Elspode
most likely to wish he'd been a girlie: lumberjim

most likely to kick your lilly white ass?

It's probably not lilly white if she really is a hippy.

Edit: I could have the wrong person.

I'm sure my arse is lilly-white but I don't know 'cause I can't see that far....

part hippy, part goth, part soccer mom, part liberal....... hey, who knows what I'll be today? :lol: a lumberjim-dodger, I reckon..... :lol:

Bruce gets the elder statesman award.

Bruce also gets the Most Likely To Cringe At Getting An Award award.

Jinx gets my Award for Being Married to LJ Award. The rest of us get to log off.

LJ gets my award for adding the most energy to the Cellar and my runner-up Award for having the best bullshit sensor.

Slang gets the Most likely to do something none of us will ever hear about award.

LabRat gets the Most Likely to turn a thread into a pornfest simply by showing up Award.

BusterB gets the Most likely to be apprehended wearing an overcoat and socks award.

Brianna gets the Most likely to be contacted by Aaron Spelling productions about making a miniseries about her love life Award.

UT gets the award for Least Likely To Resort to a Nuclear Solution.

tw gets the Award for Reading tw's posts the most times.

I think Axlrosen gets an Award for Most Contributions to the pic of the day. Or maybe Bruce.

Clodfobble gets my award for the most insightful use of common sense to resolve an emotionally charged debate.

Els gets the award for having the longest list of women he'dlike to have sex with.

Lookout123 gets the award for sleeping with the most women on Els list of women he'd like to sleep with.

Rocksteady gets the award for Most Likely to Sit Whilst Peeing.

Cain gets the award for Most Likely to Author a Photoshop that will make Dr. Pepper Squirt Out Through Your Nose.

mbpark gets the Leo LaPorte Award for genius-level geekdom without being a geek.

Wolf gets my award for Most Likely to have read/seen that book/movie I always wanted to read/see but never got around to it.

Somebody gets an award for most words associated with other words but I ain't about to open that thread to see who it is.

ZippyT gets some kind of award for being the Least Surprised by something in the WTF thread.

Radar gets my award for Most Likely To Start A New Business/Career.

Ibram gets my award for forgetting more about music than I ever knew.

Happy Monkey gets my Award for Most Likely to Last the Longest in a Debate Marathon with Sean Hannity.

UT gets My award for Most Likely to Last the Longest in a Debate Marathon with Al Franken.

Case gets my Award for best Artist.

Happy Monkey gets my Award for best Craftsman.

I'd give out an Award for best poet but I literally can't read poetry.

And Wolf gets my Coolest Cellarite Award. Oh, and the Best Bullshit Sensor Award.

A lot of these are absolutely correct. You really nailed them.

But this one makes me laugh. It's perfect.

No. :notworthy

It's a draw, seriously... both find awesome things out there!

Which, by logical extension, means that I've just been given an award for *not* getting laid.

Yup. That's about right. Time for me to go be even more depressed now.:rolleyes:

I'll put myself down for "most likely to nominate themselves"

Sorry Kagen, I beat you to that, or actually, if they give you that award it's in error, cause I already nominated myself. :)

I'd like to nominate skysidhe for the most likely to be a crazy stalker award.

Most likely to parlay an award into a roll in the hay: Bruce

Can I get a consolation prize?

tastiest username?

best parrallel parker?

no, i'd say.....most often overlooked despite being brilliant and wise

And cute. :grinnylov

Hah! I've been known to drive all over town looking for a head-in spot... :redface:
I'll settle for Best with Whipped Cream. :blush:

Aww c'mon, surely I am more deserved than *best nipple*??

Although, I will wear that one with pride....................

Axlrosen has left everyone in the dust. :beer:

Yeah, I'm pining on Elspode but keep it to yourself. Don't want to spook him, you know. :rolleyes:

I've been worried about that ever since you posted that hairy boobed person in the WTFNSFW thread, man. Still, I'm honored...in a sick, twisted sort of way.

Best New Artist of the Year:

SheldonS...who is consistently hilarious! :)

Sheldon has really made me laugh the last few days
I'd have to go with LJ for all round funniest male though

The jury is still out on funiest female though - I have to evaluate times laughed vs force of laughter - I find the women here very funny with different laughs for different times

RonaldCherrycoke as Biggest Asshat presently I agree

And Wolf as The Person I Want to Grow Up To Be (I think OnyxCougar might have suggestde that once upon a time - apologies that I can't be bothered to check!)

There are some funny people here, so much so that I have bored "tangible" friends with cellar tales of buffoonery!

SG--hilarious
Bri--hilarious
LJ-hilarious
Els, Flint, spexx, ut, I could go on and on...you get the picture. At this point I feel like I'm at the Oscars and I left someone out.

Believe me, you have all touched me in one way or another. :eek: er, em...I should rephrase that.

Either that, or you should start mailing out plane tickets and directions to your place.

Don't do it, Shawnee! It's a trap!!

Is not. hey. You live in Ohio, too, right? You two could split my ticket.

OMG yeah.... :lol: fish, bicycle *snort* :D

I don't know, what do YOU think Brianna? What's in it for us? ;)

I nominate the entire board. Would any of us be what/how we are without the others to respond to us and to whom we respond? :D

i think flint might.

You'd think so, but it's like playing in a band: you'll never play stuff that cool at home, in your garage or whatever. It's the combination of minds, the new mixtures of ideas, that really good stuff comes out of. btw: I love it when people talk about me (especially sexies like jimbo).

Oh, good Lord. Do I have to draw you a picture? Are my endless double entendres and suggestive use of metaphor simply not brazen enough? Haven't I demonstrated myself to be a sensitive, caring and intelligent male with a thirst for what you ladies have to offer?

Don't you know by now that I want...






...you to consider becoming an Amway distributor? :D

You mean that guy who used to be fun until he had a lobotomy or something? :rolleyes:

Baby, you couldn't handle my amway! :D

Hey, I've been busy at work. So sue me. I still check in. I swear you have to post on these things every frickin' day to keep people happy.

Just kidding, Flint. Sheesh...

If it sounds like I'm serious, I'm joking; and vice versa, unless otherwise.

Thank you very much. :bows: :displays obeisance: : pays homage: :acknowledges: :accepts graciously:

No, just to keep me happy. (Bats eyes.)

Anyhoo, I guess that was my obnoxious way of trying to be unobtrusive when I say that you're really funny but you haven't been posting much, and not much of your normal sarcastic humor has been around. I just miss it, that's all.
Sorry!

I know, I got it, thanks.

Oddly, this is why I love you best--your endless double entendres and suggestive use of metaphor---it's intoxicating!

Begs the question (sorry, channeling MaggieL coz I hate myself right now): why do I like code so much?

Am probably terribly warped.

Is fact that I am warped.

horribly.

Cyberbeard Award: Brianna

I don't know what that means....it's probably a bad thing.

a beard

oh.

learn something new everyday...