the strange phrase association thread
 

thanks for all the fish!

so I seem huge, squishy, and sinuously intertwined?

If it wasn't for my horse, I'd never have spent that year in college.

Here's one for you (middle finger extended upwards)
Here's one for your dog (middle finger extended sidewards)
Here's one for your horse (just use your whole arm)

Everything was going fine til I met Lord Archibald Flapjack :(

Whoever said it tastes like chicken obviously never tasted it.

gobble gobble cheesecake

Thanksgiving... is a special night
Jimmie Walker... used to say "dy-no-mite!"

shake and shake the ketchup bottle
none will come, and then a lot 'll

hey, baby, can i get some fries with that shake?

I do and do and do for you kids, and this is the thanks I get.

Don't sweat the petty things and don't pet the sweaty things.

"You must spank her well. And after you have spanked her, you may deal with her as you like. And then, spank me."

Sweating to the oldies will make you feel young again!

You feelin' lucky?

Go ahead, make my day.

One, two! One, two! And through and through
The vorpal blade went snicker-snack!

"No. Lucky's the dog."

Edit: ooops. to slow.

how's this:
if we reverse the tachyon inverter drives then we will have insufficient dilithium crystals to traverse the neutrino warp.

It's so cold out, the dogs are sticking to the sidewalks!

The Tale of Johnny Fuckerfaster

quick, turn off the porn. And pass me the tissues!

Tito, hand me a tissue.

That just isn't Jermaine to the subject at hand.

LaToya not to talk about that!

Lillian cannot use the phone!

to music;
"If I have to beg and plead
Do the symphony

"I don't mind because it means
That much to me"
...

"No, don't say 'nothing'. Eddie.
Nothing from nothing leaves nothing

"Had to do something

"Motherfucker punched you
In the mouth."

I'm sorry....:lol2:I'll stop now...

...'out every evening, until it was light
he was too tired to make it
she was too tired to fight about it -

Pumpin' in the vaseline..."

Mineral Oil Lubricants Cause Rapid Deterioration of Latex

A little dab 'll do ya.

"I'm a Dapper Dan man."

some of your foldin' money has come unstowed.

If a frog had wings, it wouldn't bump its ass a- hoppin'.

I need me a writin' stick.

The bambalance took me to the hosbital coz I had fireballs in my eucharist.


(OK, i'll stop, too!)

Great balls of fire

that's why i put it up my nose

You don't know where that's been.

Mama, mama, many worlds I've come, since I first left home.

That is great. Don't stop.

If the house is a-rockin', don't come a-knockin'

I got the green vines in my virginny

How come the teacher said Johnny is illiterate? I do SO know who his daddy is!

Hello, stale ones.

Freshen us up a bit, Big Boi. ;)

When I was seven, I posed in the nude.
I thought the public would have more gratitude.

When I was thirty five
it was a very good year.

Should a Woman Have to Worry About Tires? Goodyear Says No!

No use crying over spilled milk.

Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free.

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This is why you should never leave The Cellar.
The Goddamn Germans ain't got nothin' to do with it!!

When life gives you lemons, make lemonade. Then add vodka so you can drink to forget the lousy gift life gave you.

Some say the glass is half-full.
Some say the glass is half-empty.
I say that for $4.50 a drink, you better fill that goddamn glass all the way.

How much for just one rib?

How big are the silver-dollar pancakes?

A cool water sandwich and a Sunday-go-to-meeting bun.

Rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrubber buscuit!

We're on a mission from God.

IN GOD WE TRUST - All others pay cash.

he needs a co-signer to pay cash.

I'd gladly pay you Tuesday for a hamburger today.