January 18, 2007: Bee attack!
 

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xoB finds this item at the watermarked MediaPost.net, but the images there were poorly handled and wound up stretched. I've used Photoshop's Transform to return them to viewable status.

At first you think it's graphic, but it's not really; just something that'll invoke fear in the hardest of us, and sympathy in the coldest of us.

http://cellar.org/2006/bees2.jpg

The story:

oh, those cowardly f**kers!

the amzing thing is that she stopped to pick her nose in the midst of the attack. must have been a troublesome booger.

I HATE it when bees get in my limps. :eek:

insert joke here:
 

That's awful but she doesn't look all that bad - she must have leather for skin. What kind of bees were they and why did they go after her. She wouldn't be standing there like that if they were killer bees but regular honey bees usually won't attack randomly.

"I stung some Asian woman and now I'm going to diiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiieeeee"

IE, What's in the bag, Granny?

Edit: Do you know something you're not telling us, Beetsie ???

?????

We call it canola, Shawnee. They mean the plant, not the activity.

I thought we called it maize?

Given the look of the Do Not Enter sign, and the use of the word "hawkers" and proper pluralization of "passersby," I conclude that this did not take place anywhere in the U.S. Is there the same problem with Africanized bees elsewhere in the world?

:blush: (I know, I was kiddin') :)

Singapore.

Used to live there. I've been to that hawker center a number of times at Zion & Orchard Roads across from (what is now) Great World City (used to be... Centrepoint? Or right next to it? Anyway.)


However, I cannot claim to know much about Singaporean bee behaviour.


(Edit: Arrgh. River Valley Rd., not Orchard Rd. Been a while.)

Wonder if she was wearing, as is stereotypical, WAY TOO MUCH of that floral old-lady perfume...

some things we can assume based upon her pic--she is NO slave to fashion and, judging by her shoes, she's a hippie.

She may very well be diabetic. Check the legs.

I'm in ur Singapore, stingin' ur azzzzzz" ?

She looks so calm to me.
Why is that?:neutral:

Bee endorphins (also known as beendorphins.)

Welcome to the Cellar!

This picture terrified me into posting a response. That's a first. It could just be 'cause I'm insanely allergic to insects. If I had been this little old lady I would have been dead. :greenface

They are my minions.

They do my bidding.

World domination to come.

I suck at haiku.

They were headed straight through her nose to her neocortix - nevermind - thats another thread. Although thats how some perfumes smell.

Yikes, bees in Singapore? Hope I never meet any of those buggers...

Welcome to the cellar OpalWater. :D
And a second to Shawnee's welcome of Lisau.

I've had a reaction to Hornets a couple of times, but I should think that many stings would make anyone pretty puffy.

hehe you made me giggle out loud in the office. also a little bit of wee came out but that seems to be happening fairly often these days.

i love making pee come out! thanks for sharing that with me! no, really! yay! pee!

Pee's a good thing?

making someone laugh so hard that they pee is. c'mon, you've let a little out reading stuff on here once or twice haven't you? I know I make Aliantha pee all the time. she thinks i'm hysterical.

Thank you :)

There's not much challenge in making a woman who has given birth pee her pants. Believe me...I know.

Was that too much information?

My favorite shrink tells me, everytime he sees "beestings" listed as an allergy on a chart, that everyone is allergic to beestings, it's just a matter of degree.

How dare we make fun of the poor lady's execution. Cut down, in broad daylight...

Not dead? But, as you can clearly see in the second picture, she's been gruesomely bee-headed!

Umm, I havent pee'd or leaked out any orifices....well....snorting stuff out my nose doesnt count, does it?

Horse riders = pelvic floor of steel baby!!!

I have very little sympathy for cowards.
Those people who did not help her should be prosecuted. Many states have laws regarding that. I think there should be a Federal law.

Blameless are the bees.
Most loyal subjects are they.
I am the bee king.:king:

Thats a tagline for all time!!

It just sounds so....wrong

There is no bee king :footpyth:.
We live only for the Queen.
None shall rule but she.

Yes LJ...you make me piss myself laughing every day. You're so funny I just can't help myself.

*wonders where the depends are*

Holy shitballs

We need a collection to get Aliantha some Depends.

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