The "bad" place
 

Talk in another thread (post #9 started it) got me thinking. What do all the cellarites think of the bad place? I could put this in the sex thread... but I didn't feel like looking for it and I thought it deserved its very own thread. :blush:

I am a very curious person. :p

*chirp* *chirp*

And the peanut gallery is silent

i'll make you cry

Good to know.

Saginaw, MI?

So, did he...never ever again!!

:eek:

Interestingly, I like to get that sentiment out there very early in conversations....tends to freak most guys out :) It amuses me though.

It also means, there's no slip ups....or slip ins?

Yes.

Thought so... worst place I've ever been

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There's nothing wrong with it, but it's not everybody's cup of tea.

(How's that for noncommittal? What am I supposed to say, it's a man's right and women who won't do it are evil?)

Not evil, just easy to leave.

It's more work. Sex isn't, or shouldn't be, wham, bam, thank you ma'am. It's a production, a ballet, it has to me choreographed and less spontaneous, if you're going to the bad place, just because of where you can't go after there. Hygiene is paramount because there's always poop molecules that can cause her a nasty infection. Might not taste good either. TMI? :redface:

If a guy knows what he's doing it can be highly erotic. A huge turn on. If he doesn't, or he tries to slip a sly one in, he deserves all the pain you can cause him. ;)

i'll hurt your feelings

Bad oral yummy!!!:yum:

I think it was Wolf who pointed out that K-Y warming crap is a no no for the bad place.

I think I need to mention again that a gay male coworker told me that.

I do not know this from direct experience.

ch'yeah

We think so much alike and since I am so full of self love. I think I love you.

oh and isn't it funny that only the perverts know what they are doing? I don't meet many perverts. A catch -22

I doubt it. :)

I'll scar you for life

I don't think so

My g/f doesn't like the warming KY at all - any input from other ladies? just curious?

I like the warming KY ..not in the *bad* place obviously.

I also like that cream stuff that Bri put me onto, although, its a bit mentho-ly for mouths to go near.

I've always wondered how to spell that.

I'll give you the urge to double park.

Double park?

I'll make you burn the toast.

Don't know what that means either.

this is why you don't think I'm funny. You're just not bright enough to get my jokes. shall i explain to you why my posts in this thread are funny? would they still BE funny if I did? I don't even know that i could explain. You just have to get it. Sorry. I'm wasted on you.

I'll make you miss your mother

It's got nothing to do with smarts LJ. It's got to do with using terms which have cultural meaning. I could guess at what you're trying to say, but I'd rather know for sure.

There's no need to be insulting.

I already do miss my mother. She died several years ago.

I reckon you'd make me drop my chips, LJ...... (Essex girl joke - I'll explain if you can't work it out)

I like the bad place. I really do. Not all the time, obviously, but as Ali says it can be highly erotic. It's something that comes up in my fantasies quite often in fact, especially if I've had a few drinks (perhaps it's a relaxation thing).

I've only ever been there with long term partners, so there hasn't been a problem with trust - they've always known that I control the situation at the beginning or it doesn't happen at all. So I dispute the fact that a man has to know what he's doing, as long as one of you does - ideally the person in control.

When I was a teenager, boys used to refer to it as getting your brown wings. The term I heard later was "ruined" i.e. a man would boast that he'd ruined a girl, specifically meaning he's been to her bad place. That had to be explained to me... very odd. The best term is being taken up the Claudia :)

brianna won't like that.

Nah - doesn't match exactly....

I've never gotten it in the bad place, so I can't comment on that part. :D

My wife enjoys it every once in a while, likes bad place foreplay alot, and I'll toss her salad for her (after a shower), though it's been a long time since I've gotten anything at all. :sniff:

Sundae Girl is getting more and more attractive.... The smile, the voluptuous body, the topless (maybe naked) song video... I think I'm getting a chubby.

Oh, and LJ - are you sure you're tight enough to cause all those reactions? ;) :p

Everything is funnier when you've been hit in the head by a post several thousand times.

See Bri, it *would* be possible to be more embarrassed by your own name.

(edit: oh you guys already pointed that out.)

As a gay man I feel compelled to comment. :-)

There is no "Bad" place. Just people who enter it badly. lol!!!


I'm mostly a top but of the times when I bottomed, only a 2-3 times felt good. Usually it just feels like I'm crapping in reverse.

Thank you, sheldonrs. I have never had anal sex, though hubby and I have done some experimenting (fingers, tongue). He wants to, but for some reason it just creeps me out. Dunno why, but I just can't get into it. I figure though, since this is the only thing I have said no to, he's really got nothing to complain about ;).

Bad place aside, it tastes terrible... we are getting rid of it.

So you let him diaper you and sucked on a binky?

He hasn't asked me to wear a diaper, and I think I sucked his binky on our third date...

if its consensual and enjoyable for both (or all) concerned, it isnt a bad place at all.
spit is a good lube. ;-)

And just so y'all know, it's polite, prudent and saves on cleaning bills to "prepare" before you do it. My bf and I have a dynadouche in each of our showers. (www.dynadouche.com) nsfw

I like it. I always thought I would never do that, but I did once and it really wasn't that bad. I have done it many times since then. I think the big difference is talking about it, beforehand obviously, and to know that it's coming. That whole, oops, wrong hole thing, bullshit. You deserve to get kicked in the balls. Or get even with a strap-on...I guess I'll let you choose.

One day I will have enough sex in my life I can justify spending £50 on a item solely to clean me beforehand. Except I think that stage passed about 10 years ago :(

Seriously Sheldon - I am in awe for many reasons.

lol!!! So am I. It takes some getting used to. BTW, it's not just for sex. The dynadouche also comes in handy if I have bowel trouble or if I'm going on a long trip somewhere. :o

And here I thought no one would answer my thread seriously. But I have been pleasently surprised.

When I was first starting out with sex I tried anal. (TMI warning. Highlight the rest of the paragraph if you want to know) But it hurt tremendously, I bled afterwards (scared me a lot at the time), and I just felt icky for several days (it felt like there was still lube there).

So for years I absolutely refused to try again. But I have been with my SO for over 4 years now and one day after a really, really good session of oral sex I was so turned on that I figured I would try it. I knew several girls who liked it so I thought maybe I would too if it was done right. Now I like it, as long as there is lots and lots of foreplay.

Bump for Cloud

I'll make you pawn your watch

(laughing)

Okay, I see there's no need to start a thread, you, you -- thread reviver, you!

What bad place? I don't know no bad place. Just a goooood place with lots of nerve endings that most people overlook. Poor them.

More like a bump for Iggy (wink wink nudge nudge).