Pay No Attention to the Geek Behind the Curtain
 

Moderation happens so swiftly here (I went to delete this and UT had already beat me to it) that most folks don't get to appreciate how clever and quick on the draw Dwellars can be.

I wanted to share this one. I am still laughing. Possibly my amusement impairs my judgment ... (I would have disabled the links)

He killed me on that as well!

:blush:

It was gone before I could post a link to the Britney Spears High-Energy Semiconductor page.

I saw the first post and was kinda peeved that i couldn't run the videos without downloading something else, so I didn't view the BritPorn. Doesn't much matter now, though, as I've seen her pantyless soiled ass one too many times already.

Hey, that's not nice.

Oh, you were talking about BRITNEY. As you were. ;)

Yeah, don't be badmouthing Britknee or the whole trailer park will kick your butt. :mad:

Glatt is one of those guys in the old west that when the "stranger" came into town and challenged the sherrif, glatt would step in and without fanfare or hoopla just put a scalding hot chunk of lead in his spleen before he even realized what happened. Then return to his poker game like nothing happened.

I was the guy who would empty his gun out when he was not looking and then start shit with him and someone else.

glatt was the guy that shot Liberty Valance? :3_eyes:

Links, please. Free sites only. :blush:

You know, I don't usually do this. But what the hell, it's Christmas.

This link NSFW, not to mention NSF several other places.

That was WRONG... you are not a friend.

That was for Elspode.. you didn't have to click it.

I just hated to be the only male on the planet who hadn't seen what she was showing. I wonder if she shaves herself, or has someone to do it for her.

Why, are you hoping that there's a video out there somewhere of her getting a Brazillian?

Well, yes, but that's not what I was getting at. I was just wondering if insane wealth leads to not having to perform simple personal chores by oneself.

Shame she doesn't have insane talent to go along with the money, huh?

I figured he was looking for a new job. ;)

I'm sure there are worse ways to make a living. Like having to wax Paris Hilton's monkey, for example.

I just noticed that you can see a C-Section scar above where her muff would be...if she hadn't removed it. Seriously.

I must be the only one who finds her both talentless AND unattractive.

She's attractive in a sort of, "What the hell, we're both drunk, let's screw" sort of way. Not in any other sort of way. Sort of like a high quality inflatable, disposable partner.

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I'm trying to imagine ever having been in this situation or ever having thought this way, and I'm drawing a blank. Which probably tells the lot of you a lot about me. Apologies for the tmi.

Carry on.

I was speaking hypothetically, of course. I mean, I've heard that sort of thing happens...oh, hey! Look, is that the Goodyear Blimp!?

I've never been in that situation with someone I despise. I think that can only happen with purely physical attraction (again, the difference men & women maybe?)

But I have been in a "This can't last - hey let's just screw" situation. It was great :yum:

Friends with benefits! ;)

Love the one you're with. :cool:

And, not to put too fine a point on it, if Brit has something in her mouth, she won't be able to "sing".

If you call it singing, you might want to have your hearing checked.

Maybe now someone will agree with me when I say....

Snatch is UGLY!!!!

Not all of them. :cool:

Brit's isn't exactly artwork, though. And I put "sing" in quotes for a reason... :D

It's all about context.

And distance. ;)

Bruce and Wolf ,
I would like to thank you BOTH for you service this past year as Mods !!!

Now what does that have to do with snatch Zippy???

crack smoking = wrong thread?? :p

crack , snatch well I guess you two have a one track mind , I was just trying to re rail this thread

its coz we are aussies, and drunk all the time....damn this lifestyle!!! :D

Hey! I haven't been drunk since last night!

"Sex and Drugs and Rock and Roll ,
Its all a brain and body need !!!!"

Hell, its whats for breafast, lunch and dinner over there - isn't it.
and maybe a little snack too!